Haha I know, I know

And yeah I'm sure you will dear Yeah I see what you mean, and I know she wouldn't want that either; she'd much rather have me make my own decision on all that. But yeah I wouldn't keep to anything just for her benefit...but it's moreso just going to church for holidays I think - as it's supposed to mean "more" or something. But yeah, I don't know really I'll just have to mention it to her I really don't think it would be right if I went. Not saying I won't go other years or something; but at this point I would rather not. So yeah, I'm sure things will go alright, but thanks dear

Yeah that sounds good! I'll jet off here in a sec then to go find something actually substantial to eat other than straight up sugar I know it's Christmas, which is why I'm ashamed of myself to be fair You haven't eaten anything?! Noooo don't do that to yourself! And I'm suuuure you still look fine dear, I'll warn you ahead of time of my own appearance though