.... And so you'd rather sit and enjoy the aesthetics than be getting your own action? Hmmmm, this changes things....

Hahaha exactly! And yeah, maybe if I ever do find myself in England after September I'll have to bypass Swindon...sounds a bit too tard-infested for one innocent American to handle. ....... Yeah well I mean A for effort and all that, like you said you were at least in better shape than your friend seemed to be! And that's actually a really valid question......

Yeah I think so. Hahaha well you're clearly not intimidating if people have no problem going right up to you and talking to you?! And yep, I just get paid for the hours I put in during a day...being part-time and all that. But you didn't?! That's shitty. And yeah I mean I've been doing a lot for them considering I've had a decent amount of my own things going on as well so I figure they'll be fine to take care of themselves for the weekend! And yeah, back to the real world....she's only 52 or something like that.

Yeah well I would be able to get on now just fine but they're all around and keep fucking talking to me. Oh and my cousins are a bit obsessed with me so always want to come sit next to me and see what I'm doing like every 15 minutes and then try to talk to me about their facebook friends and shit. And this site is the last thing they would need to see.

Oh, funny story...at dinner tonight my aunt kept telling me about their neighbors who have a son my age, who came over to mow their lawn yesterday. Anyways, she told him to stop over again when I'm around, because he's "a nice catholic boy" and she thinks we'd hit it off...... :LOL: Goes to show how well my family knows me. My mom actually choked when my aunt said that as well.