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You: I AM DOM.

Stranger: the guys from geras?

Stranger: gears*

Stranger: if u r

Stranger: can i put it in ur ear?

You: No, the guy from Muse.

You: but sure you can anyway

Stranger: word!!!!!!!!!!

You: FO SHO

Stranger: ill bring the turtles

You: And some Brie cheese

Stranger: tempting offer

You: Almost as tempting as taking a look inside my faff bag

Stranger: can i look?

Stranger: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You: Hmm..

Stranger: im going to runa chimpmunk over ur nipples

Stranger: and u will enjoy it

You: but if you do that, I will have to set Chris Wolstenbeast on you...

Stranger: ill get my tranny jasper the clown on ur toe jam

You: then I will get Matt fucking Bellamy to show you how your shizzle iz done

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: have u found waldo

You: hes in dom howards pants

Stranger: interesting ill take a look

You: :D

Stranger: ;)

You: many of us tried

You: we all failed :D

 

:eek: i think i ran into that same person

 

Stranger: Have You Seen Waldo?

You: who's returned from the dead?

You: no i have not seen waldo

Stranger: Well Lets Find His Striped Ass

You: did you just post on the muse thread?

Stranger: Nah Fuck Muse

You: nvm -.-

You: where can we find waldo?

Stranger: Im Guessing The Foot Hills of Mexico

You: that seems far

Stranger: Ill Meet You There Fag

You: cigar?

Stranger: And Tequila

You: ok

You: patron

You: did someone tell you to look in dom howard's pants?

Stranger: Yeah, I Deeply Regret Doing It

You: what did you find?

Stranger: THIS DICK NIGGA!

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:eek: i think i ran into that same person

 

Stranger: Have You Seen Waldo?

You: who's returned from the dead?

You: no i have not seen waldo

Stranger: Well Lets Find His Striped Ass

You: did you just post on the muse thread?

Stranger: Nah Fuck Muse

You: nvm -.-

You: where can we find waldo?

Stranger: Im Guessing The Foot Hills of Mexico

You: that seems far

Stranger: Ill Meet You There Fag

You: cigar?

Stranger: And Tequila

You: ok

You: patron

You: did someone tell you to look in dom howard's pants?

Stranger: Yeah, I Deeply Regret Doing It

You: what did you find?

Stranger: THIS DICK NIGGA!

 

 

this is more than awesome :rolleyes::LOL:

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You: Hello :)

Stranger: heyz.

You: How you doin?

Stranger: pretty good, you?

You: Yeah. I'm on tour right now, so tiring!

Stranger: ooo tour! you in a band?

You: Yeah

Stranger: what band?

You: I was just linked to this site by a mate of mine, it's pretty amusing

You: Oh sorry, Muse.

Stranger: dude, YOURE IN MUSE?!?!?!

You: haha yeah, you a fan?

Stranger: sort of. i dont know that many of your songs but i like all the ones ive heard.

You: Ahh really? What do you think of the ones you've heard then?

Stranger: i think theyre pretty great. definitly fun to listen to.

You: Haha cheers!

You: Do you know the track names?

Stranger: yeah. uprising, neutron star collision, and supermassive black hole.

You: Ahh, new to our music then eh?

You: I love playing Supermassive onstage

Stranger: haha yep.

You: Nothing wrong with that mate! :)

Stranger: lol dont worry, ill probably start listening to your older stuff. my friend is really into you guys and hes always showing your songs to me

You: Haha that's brilliant!

You: Where're you from?

Stranger: chicago dude.

You: Ahh, we'll be touring in the US in October. But I'm afraid we're not playing Chicago.

Stranger: damn. no one ever comes to chicago for some reason.

You: Sorry about that. :(

You: The US tour dates are on our website, muse.mu

Stranger: lol okay, i gotta go bro, keep up the good work, say hey to the other guys for me!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

I feel so mean.. :chuckle:

 

Interesting how he never asked which member I was though...

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I found many muse fans there XD was weird I used to write "Muse" or "Matthew Bellamy?" and some of them answered me "no, sorry I'am not" xDDDD and then a chinese guy told me that Muse is a copy of radiohead :mad: so, then the conversation was over :LOL:

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Stranger: horny girl?

You: I'm only horny for Chris Wolstenholme and Dom Howard.

You: and Muse

Stranger: okYour conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

 

Awesome.

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Stranger: hellur

You: Sit the fuck down!

Stranger: I am!

You: Oh good. ;D

Stranger: Don't boss me though , it makes me angry. I'll rip off my clothes..

Stranger: and turn green.

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Stranger: Hey

You: Hey, you a fan of Muse?

Stranger: the band!?

You: Yeah (:

Stranger: Oh my god yes, I love them!

You: REALLY!?

You: YES!

You: What's your favourite song?

Stranger: Supersonic black hole

You have disconnected.

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Stranger: Hey

You: Hey, you a fan of Muse?

Stranger: the band!?

You: Yeah (:

Stranger: Oh my god yes, I love them!

You: REALLY!?

You: YES!

You: What's your favourite song?

Stranger: Supersonic black hole

You have disconnected.

 

Supersonic Black Hole :facepalm:

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Stranger: Hey

You: Hey, you a fan of Muse?

Stranger: the band!?

You: Yeah (:

Stranger: Oh my god yes, I love them!

You: REALLY!?

You: YES!

You: What's your favourite song?

Stranger: Supersonic black hole

You have disconnected.

 

I nearly choked, serious :LOL:

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Just saw this thread today, and I had to try!

 

You: MUSE!

Stranger: do u have big nose?

Stranger: big beard?

You: uhh, no....

Stranger: then?

Stranger: what do you have?

You: I have a map of your head!

Stranger: from?

You: well, where di you think??

You: from hullabaloo, of course!

Stranger: f?

Stranger: m?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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God some omegle users are gullible aren't they? :p

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hey

You: hello

Stranger: whats up?

You: not much just enjoying a night off from touring, you?

Stranger: pretty good. touring?

You: yeah, band

Stranger: nice

Stranger: what band?

You: Muse, you heard of us?

Stranger: oh my god

Stranger: are you serious?

You: last time I checked, yeah haha

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: wow

Stranger: thats awesome

You: haha thanks, you like our music then?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i havent heard much but i know i've heard of you

Stranger: actually

Stranger: i gtg

Stranger: sorry

 

 

I can't believe he/she just cut off Matt Bellamy. :stunned:

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Stranger: Hey

You: Hey, you a fan of Muse?

Stranger: the band!?

You: Yeah (:

Stranger: Oh my god yes, I love them!

You: REALLY!?

You: YES!

You: What's your favourite song?

Stranger: Supersonic black hole

You have disconnected.

 

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

good one good one. i need to go on omegle and try to find some musers too.

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i tried my luck

 

Stranger: hi

You: muse?

Stranger: i play music

You: do you like the band muse :p

Stranger: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

lol some people are so ignorant

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Stranger: Hey

You: Hey, you a fan of Muse?

Stranger: the band!?

You: Yeah (:

Stranger: Oh my god yes, I love them!

You: REALLY!?

You: YES!

You: What's your favourite song?

Stranger: Supersonic black hole

You have disconnected.

 

:facepalm::LOL:

 

hey do you guys know about this?

 

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=145682532142035&ref=ts

 

i just came across it today and i think its an awesome idea

 

That's :awesome: I'm attending and I just put it on twitter + my facebook wall! :D

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OH YESSS!!

 

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: muse!!!

Stranger: hey you

You: what??

Stranger: buuuuuurn in helll you will buuuuurn in hell

You: YES!!! ANOTHER FAN!!!!

You: for your sins!

You: favourite song??

Stranger: :)

Stranger: aaaaaaaaa

Stranger: can't say

Stranger: list of them

Stranger: bliss <3

You: love bliss

Stranger: cave

You: my favourite is map of the problemarique :p

You: come in my caaaaaave

Stranger: Map of the Problematique

Stranger: aww

Stranger: you hit it first

You: that's what i meant to say

Stranger: but

You: ok

Stranger: city of delusion's gotta be the best

You: or citizen erased ;)

 

Stranger: that's good too

Stranger: ever seen the live?

You: yep :) sheffield last year. you??

Stranger: yeah, about a year ago as well, the resistance tour?

You: yeah, where did you see them?? UK?

Stranger: nah, our capital helsinki

You: the helsinki jam!!

Stranger: :)

You: nice talking to you!!

 

 

 

 

 

:D

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OH YESSS!!

 

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: muse!!!

Stranger: hey you

You: what??

Stranger: buuuuuurn in helll you will buuuuurn in hell

You: YES!!! ANOTHER FAN!!!!

You: for your sins!

You: favourite song??

Stranger: :)

Stranger: aaaaaaaaa

Stranger: can't say

Stranger: list of them

Stranger: bliss <3

You: love bliss

Stranger: cave

You: my favourite is map of the problemarique :p

You: come in my caaaaaave

Stranger: Map of the Problematique

Stranger: aww

Stranger: you hit it first

You: that's what i meant to say

Stranger: but

You: ok

Stranger: city of delusion's gotta be the best

You: or citizen erased ;)

 

Stranger: that's good too

Stranger: ever seen the live?

You: yep :) sheffield last year. you??

Stranger: yeah, about a year ago as well, the resistance tour?

You: yeah, where did you see them?? UK?

Stranger: nah, our capital helsinki

You: the helsinki jam!!

Stranger: :)

You: nice talking to you!!

 

 

 

 

 

:D

 

:awesome: Coool:D

it was a finnish muser! yay:D

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hahaha somehow I ended up talking to EMMAlovesMUSE on there! i forgot to download the convo though :( but it was awesome, we sang knights of cydonia! :p

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If anyone is on there, I'm the one starting the convo's with Muse lyrics, so look out for me. :awesome:

 

EDIT: Just got this:

 

You:I have played in every toilet

You: But you still want to spoil it

You: to prove I've made a big mistake, yeahh

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: Ewww you play in toiletssz...

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Just got:

 

You: Muse

Stranger: radiohead

You: :O

 

Then whoever it was disconnected. :LOL:

 

it should have gone like this:

 

You: Muse

Stranger: radiohead

You: lol

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it should have gone like this:

 

You: Muse

Stranger: radiohead

You: lol

 

I apologise :LOL: I was in the process of typing something else.

 

This guy was taking things way too seriously... :LOL:

 

Stranger: heyy

You: Come ride with me through the veins of history?

Stranger: ok

You: I'll show you a god who falls asleep on the job

Stranger: ohhh nice

You: How can we win when fools can be kings?

Stranger: sex

Stranger: thats how i see it

You: Don't waste your time or time will waste you.

Stranger: says the stranger in a chat room

You: No one's going to take me alive!

You: The time has come to make things right!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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