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You: Dom ?

You: Dommeh ?

Stranger: hello

You: Are you here ?

Stranger: Excuse me?

Stranger: EXPLAIN YOURSELF D:

You: Erm sorry. If you see Dom, tell him I've his leopard t shirt.

Stranger: Will do.

You: Thanks.

 

I love those people. :awesome::LOL::facepalm:

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Just got this and then they disconnected me :(

Stranger: Make every touch electrical. When you're feeling beautiful, will you remember me?

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Stranger: yeah whats up brother?

You: look to the stars

You: let hope burn in your eyes

Stranger: stupid noon

 

 

idk if they actually meant to say noon as in the day time or noob

 

:LOL:

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Just got this and then they disconnected me :(

Stranger: Make every touch electrical. When you're feeling beautiful, will you remember me?

 

They must be shy. :(

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You: I have played in every toilet

Stranger: I'm hungwy fow some onions and I want mushwooms

You: shwooms!

You: I caught a pwopah phish

Stranger: oh, that would satisfy my hungwyness quite nicely

You: Especially with onions and shwooms

Stranger: inowite?

Stranger: and chocolates

Stranger: in the ocean, of course

You: fish with chocolates

You: I rather have mine with strawbewwies

Stranger: lol

Stranger: in all honesty, phish with shwooms, onions, and strawbewwies sounds quite disgusting

You: it does

You: phish with onions and chocolate with strawbewwies is good

You: and shwooms are always nice

Stranger: they are

Stranger: so why do you enjoy playing in toilets so?

You: they're fun

You: actually, I don't

You: muse does

You: we're sort-of taking over omegle today

Stranger: lol yeah I know

You: so if you see any weird reference to dommeh, matteh, bananas, pwopah fish, socks and phones, ...

You: this one's an improvement from my last though

You: "wearing just socks and a phone"

Stranger: i bet everybody disconnected like instantly

You: some creeps wanted cybersex

You: well

You: tis to be expected

Stranger: didja actually get any musers with that line?

You: nah

You: but I didn't use it for long

Stranger: maybe I'll try it out then

Stranger: was nice talking, tchotchony

 

Who was this?:LOL::LOL:

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You: When the zetas fill the skies, I WILL ABSOLUTELY SHIT MYSELF.

Stranger: Will out leaders tell us why

Stranger: our*

Stranger: Matt Bellamy killed the zetas

You: i hope they dont, it's my business if I'm pooing myself because of Myooze

You: Matt Bellamy killed Catherine Zeta Jones

Stranger: No he didn't

Stranger: He sang her song for the lulz

You: yuh uh!

Stranger: Called Neutron Star Collision

You: OH NO

Stranger: Hells yeah

You: oh no you din girrrrrrrrrrrlfriend

Stranger: Mhmmmmmmmm oh yes I did

You: NNNMNNNNNN

Stranger: I like Myoooze fans

Stranger: They're weird

You: Myooze fans are rather bizarre

You: it's the wolstenbeasr

You: *beast

Stranger: HEY YOU CRAZY KIDZZZZZAAAA

You: he does funny things to our insides

Stranger: You know I was reading a book called Domby and Son

Stranger: I now called Dom Domby

Stranger: I think it suits him

Stranger: call*

You: what a beautiful name

You: Dom Domby <3]

Stranger: Dunno what a gwan with me speelling today like

You: I AM NO SPEEL WEL

You: its thjose zetas

You: the bastards

Stranger: I wish they would die like those butterflies in those hurricanes

Stranger: hated those things

Stranger: ugly little shits

You: yeah that shit was fucked up

Stranger: Where you from?

You: *insert generic Cydonia response*

Stranger: Wait wait I'll think of something more originial

Stranger: original

Stranger: damn it

You: *thinks*

Stranger: I quit

You: im from the city of delusion lolololo

Stranger: All I can think of is the song that shall not be named

Stranger: lolololol I forgot about that

You: get it out of your head D:

Stranger: I did a quiz thing where you answer questions with songs from one band

Stranger: and I picked da Myooze

Stranger: wait lemme find it!!!

You: :O

Stranger: DON"T MOVE

You: I AM EXCITED.

You: LIKE MATT BELLAMY IN A DOM CONVENTION

You: seriously.

Stranger: HOT

Stranger: OKOKOK

Stranger: You can do it

You: SHIT

You: i cant hold on much longer

Stranger: I'll ask and you answer.....alriiiiighhht?

You: yes yes yes oh god yes

Stranger: Pick your artist

Stranger: You don't get a choice

Stranger: use Muse

Stranger: kkkk?

You: yes!!

Stranger: Are you a male or female?

You: *checks* MALE.

Stranger: You have to use muse songs!!!

You: SHIT.

You: Male is a muse song.

You: A SECRET ONE.

Stranger: Is not!

You: yuh uh!!

Stranger: You have it easier than girls!

Stranger: I can think of one

You: Go on...

You: SUNBURN.

Stranger: -.-

Stranger: Fillip?

Stranger: Does that count?

You: YES!

You: you win

Stranger: :D

Stranger: Describe yourself:

You: Supermassive black hole.

Stranger: Oh see I thought of another location song...

Stranger: but you can use that laterrs

Stranger: How do you feel

You: GLOOOOOOOOORIOUS

Stranger: Describe where you currently live

Stranger: BUMBUMBUUUUM

You: MUSCLE MUSEUM

You: >_>

Stranger: Good juan

Stranger: I said Shrinking Universe

Stranger: Your favourite form of transportation:

You: THE BUS

You: no wait

Stranger: hahah xD

You: urmmmm

You: New born...?!

You: Eww.

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: ok pass?

You: yes

Stranger: You and your best friends are:

You: Uprising

You: :D

Stranger: What's the weather like:

You: DARKSHINES!

Stranger: THAT WAS MY ANSWER

Stranger: Favourite time of day

You: :o

You: ummmmmmm

You: D:

You: #fail

Stranger: No no we can do this

Stranger: Recess?

You: OHHH

Stranger: If your life was a TV show, what would it be called

You: FURY

Stranger: Sounds like a porno

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: What is life to you

You: Hysteria

Stranger: Your last relationship

Stranger: was* it should say

You: HOODOO

Stranger: Your fear?

You: NEUTRON STAR COLLISION D:

Stranger: What is the best advice you have to give?

You: fucking Motherfucker

Stranger: We're nearly done haha

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: My motto?:

You: Take a BOW BOW BOW BOW

Stranger: YOU PASSED!

Stranger: Congrats darlin'!

You: :D

You: What do I win?!

Stranger: You win

Stranger: ummm

You: I win your forever love?

You: Or Chris wolstenholme's muistache?

Stranger: You can have all of those

You: YES

You: I WIN

Stranger: You win at life my friend

You: now I am going to sit down on a chair and tell everyone of this tale

You: and you will be in my autobiography]

You: I shall call it... OMEGLAWESOME CHAT WITH SOMEONE AWESOME/

Stranger: I am HONOURED

You: TAKE A BOW.

Stranger: We should be best friends forever

You: #bff

Stranger: Where you at?

Stranger: As in where are you from?

You: The internet... *dissolves into nothingness*

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You: Make every touch electrical. When you're feeling beautiful, will you remember me?

Stranger: im going out on a limb and say muse?

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Stranger: yeah whats up brother?

You: look to the stars

You: let hope burn in your eyes

Stranger: stupid noon

 

 

idk if they actually meant to say noon as in the day time or noob

 

:LOL:

 

OMG I'm laughing so hard!

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Just got this and then they disconnected me :(

Stranger: Make every touch electrical. When you're feeling beautiful, will you remember me?

 

awww im sorry :'(

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You: Make every touch electrical. When you're feeling beautiful, will you remember me?

Stranger: im going out on a limb and say muse?

 

Do you think some of these strangers are catching on? :LOL:

 

Be really careful when you offer them bananas, though. :eek:

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You: HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS!

Stranger: I keep my kids in the basement

Stranger: right next to the wine

 

:LOL:

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Do you think some of these strangers are catching on? :LOL:

 

Be really careful when you offer them bananas, though. :eek:

 

for hours i've been saying "and we'll pray theres no god to punish us, and make a fuss" and i've been getting lectures about god from people :LOL:

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You: When the zetas fill the skies, I WILL ABSOLUTELY SHIT MYSELF.

Stranger: Will out leaders tell us why

Stranger: our*

Stranger: Matt Bellamy killed the zetas

You: i hope they dont, it's my business if I'm pooing myself because of Myooze

You: Matt Bellamy killed Catherine Zeta Jones

Stranger: No he didn't

Stranger: He sang her song for the lulz

You: yuh uh!

Stranger: Called Neutron Star Collision

You: OH NO

Stranger: Hells yeah

You: oh no you din girrrrrrrrrrrlfriend

Stranger: Mhmmmmmmmm oh yes I did

You: NNNMNNNNNN

Stranger: I like Myoooze fans

Stranger: They're weird

You: Myooze fans are rather bizarre

You: it's the wolstenbeasr

You: *beast

Stranger: HEY YOU CRAZY KIDZZZZZAAAA

You: he does funny things to our insides

Stranger: You know I was reading a book called Domby and Son

Stranger: I now called Dom Domby

Stranger: I think it suits him

Stranger: call*

You: what a beautiful name

You: Dom Domby <3]

Stranger: Dunno what a gwan with me speelling today like

You: I AM NO SPEEL WEL

You: its thjose zetas

You: the bastards

Stranger: I wish they would die like those butterflies in those hurricanes

Stranger: hated those things

Stranger: ugly little shits

You: yeah that shit was fucked up

Stranger: Where you from?

You: *insert generic Cydonia response*

Stranger: Wait wait I'll think of something more originial

Stranger: original

Stranger: damn it

You: *thinks*

Stranger: I quit

You: im from the city of delusion lolololo

Stranger: All I can think of is the song that shall not be named

Stranger: lolololol I forgot about that

You: get it out of your head D:

Stranger: I did a quiz thing where you answer questions with songs from one band

Stranger: and I picked da Myooze

Stranger: wait lemme find it!!!

You: :O

Stranger: DON"T MOVE

You: I AM EXCITED.

You: LIKE MATT BELLAMY IN A DOM CONVENTION

You: seriously.

Stranger: HOT

Stranger: OKOKOK

Stranger: You can do it

You: SHIT

You: i cant hold on much longer

Stranger: I'll ask and you answer.....alriiiiighhht?

You: yes yes yes oh god yes

Stranger: Pick your artist

Stranger: You don't get a choice

Stranger: use Muse

Stranger: kkkk?

You: yes!!

Stranger: Are you a male or female?

You: *checks* MALE.

Stranger: You have to use muse songs!!!

You: SHIT.

You: Male is a muse song.

You: A SECRET ONE.

Stranger: Is not!

You: yuh uh!!

Stranger: You have it easier than girls!

Stranger: I can think of one

You: Go on...

You: SUNBURN.

Stranger: -.-

Stranger: Fillip?

Stranger: Does that count?

You: YES!

You: you win

Stranger: :D

Stranger: Describe yourself:

You: Supermassive black hole.

Stranger: Oh see I thought of another location song...

Stranger: but you can use that laterrs

Stranger: How do you feel

You: GLOOOOOOOOORIOUS

Stranger: Describe where you currently live

Stranger: BUMBUMBUUUUM

You: MUSCLE MUSEUM

You: >_>

Stranger: Good juan

Stranger: I said Shrinking Universe

Stranger: Your favourite form of transportation:

You: THE BUS

You: no wait

Stranger: hahah xD

You: urmmmm

You: New born...?!

You: Eww.

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: ok pass?

You: yes

Stranger: You and your best friends are:

You: Uprising

You: :D

Stranger: What's the weather like:

You: DARKSHINES!

Stranger: THAT WAS MY ANSWER

Stranger: Favourite time of day

You: :o

You: ummmmmmm

You: D:

You: #fail

Stranger: No no we can do this

Stranger: Recess?

You: OHHH

Stranger: If your life was a TV show, what would it be called

You: FURY

Stranger: Sounds like a porno

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: What is life to you

You: Hysteria

Stranger: Your last relationship

Stranger: was* it should say

You: HOODOO

Stranger: Your fear?

You: NEUTRON STAR COLLISION D:

Stranger: What is the best advice you have to give?

You: fucking Motherfucker

Stranger: We're nearly done haha

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: My motto?:

You: Take a BOW BOW BOW BOW

Stranger: YOU PASSED!

Stranger: Congrats darlin'!

You: :D

You: What do I win?!

Stranger: You win

Stranger: ummm

You: I win your forever love?

You: Or Chris wolstenholme's muistache?

Stranger: You can have all of those

You: YES

You: I WIN

Stranger: You win at life my friend

You: now I am going to sit down on a chair and tell everyone of this tale

You: and you will be in my autobiography]

You: I shall call it... OMEGLAWESOME CHAT WITH SOMEONE AWESOME/

Stranger: I am HONOURED

You: TAKE A BOW.

Stranger: We should be best friends forever

You: #bff

Stranger: Where you at?

Stranger: As in where are you from?

You: The internet... *dissolves into nothingness*

 

That person you were talking to must have been amazing. Really amazing.

 

 

 

 

(Definetely wasn't me.. :ninja:)

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i ran into a guy who saw them in October, but he didn't say much after that

 

Do you think some of these strangers are catching on? :LOL:

 

Be really careful when you offer them bananas, though. :eek:

 

aha why?

:chuckle:

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You: HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS!

Stranger: I keep my kids in the basement

Stranger: right next to the wine

 

:LOL:

 

:LOL:

 

 

Off to bed now, this gets tooo addictive. Bye!

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You: I have played in every toilet

Stranger: I'm hungwy fow some onions and I want mushwooms

You: shwooms!

You: I caught a pwopah phish

Stranger: oh, that would satisfy my hungwyness quite nicely

You: Especially with onions and shwooms

Stranger: inowite?

Stranger: and chocolates

Stranger: in the ocean, of course

You: fish with chocolates

You: I rather have mine with strawbewwies

Stranger: lol

Stranger: in all honesty, phish with shwooms, onions, and strawbewwies sounds quite disgusting

You: it does

You: phish with onions and chocolate with strawbewwies is good

You: and shwooms are always nice

Stranger: they are

Stranger: so why do you enjoy playing in toilets so?

You: they're fun

You: actually, I don't

You: muse does

You: we're sort-of taking over omegle today

Stranger: lol yeah I know

You: so if you see any weird reference to dommeh, matteh, bananas, pwopah fish, socks and phones, ...

You: this one's an improvement from my last though

You: "wearing just socks and a phone"

Stranger: i bet everybody disconnected like instantly

You: some creeps wanted cybersex

You: well

You: tis to be expected

Stranger: didja actually get any musers with that line?

You: nah

You: but I didn't use it for long

Stranger: maybe I'll try it out then

Stranger: was nice talking, tchotchony

 

Who was this?:LOL::LOL:

 

That was me. I saw your post about how you were using toilets as an opening line, so I said your username and immediately disconnected to be creepy :LOL::LOL:

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You: HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS!

Stranger: I keep my kids in the basement

Stranger: right next to the wine

 

:LOL:

 

:LOL: :LOL:

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