Juuso Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 My mate called Matt a transexual She was like "I don't like the transexual lead singer." Fair enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxsnowflakesxX Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 My dad likes Muse. Kinda. He likes Butterflies and Hurricanes, Exo-politics and Soldiers Poem. I make sure I don't play Hysteria or Stockholm Syndrome within his earshot though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Spirit] Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 "oohhhh come on why don't you like Muse" "Because that Matt dude is ugly and screams like a little girl" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amii Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 "The lead singers head is too big, And he looks like an alien" *SLAP:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Perfum Mark Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I believe it should be impossible not to like Muse. I can handle not knowing them, I'll inform you. But not liking them, that's just stupid. The music is written in a way, that if you like it, good for you, you're classified as intelligent, if you don't like it then, okay. That just prooves that a brick has more intellect than you. Simple really. And didn't Matt say something like that once? AH GOOD, WE'RE ALL CLEVER THEN? YEAH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amii Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I believe it should be impossible not to like Muse. I can handle not knowing them, I'll inform you. But not liking them, that's just stupid. The music is written in a way, that if you like it, good for you, you're classified as intelligent, if you don't like it then, okay. That just prooves that a brick has more intellect than you. Simple really. And didn't Matt say something like that once? AH GOOD, WE'RE ALL CLEVER THEN? YEAH? I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Those Deaf Mutes Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I believe it should be impossible not to like Muse. I can handle not knowing them, I'll inform you. But not liking them, that's just stupid. The music is written in a way, that if you like it, good for you, you're classified as intelligent, if you don't like it then, okay. That just prooves that a brick has more intellect than you. Simple really. And didn't Matt say something like that once? AH GOOD, WE'RE ALL CLEVER THEN? YEAH? Muse don't have intelligent lyrics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pythagorus Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Muse don't have intelligent lyrics... not in some songs like map of your head, but other songs are just genius like... Hysteria, Exopolitics..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Perfum Mark Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Muse don't have intelligent lyrics... Okay. Woah. I'm gonna give you an example of an un-intelligent song. It's by Madonna, and if you've ever read anything I've written on this site, you'd know that I love that woman, she's some of god's best work, even in all her dumb glory. She's done some clever stuff, but really, this song, ouch. It's from the new album, Confessions on a Dancefloor. I Love New York, Confessions on a Dancefloor - Madonna i don't like cities but i like new york other places made me feel like a dork los angeles is for people who sleep paris and london baby, you can keep (x10) other cities always make me mad other places always make me sad no other city ever made me glad except new york i love new york i love new york i love new york i love new york if you don't like my attitude then you can fuck off jus go to texas and you can suck george bush's dick new york is not for little pussies who scream if you can't stand the heat then get off of my street you get off of my street (x8) you get off of my street yeah other cities always make me mad other places always make me sad no other city ever made me glad except new york i love new york i love new york i love new york i love new york i love new york (x4) (you get off of my street) (you get off of my street) (x9) get off of my street yeah! That's dumb lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seregon Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 What is it with you and Madonna I don't get the comparison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Perfum Mark Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 What is it with you and Madonna I don't get the comparison? The comparison: Shanana said that Muse have dumb lyrics, then I showed him/her/it what dumb lyrics are. What's with me and Madonna: I met her at a sponsorship meeting, she's stunning, she's beautiful, she's really hot, she's a bit old ,she's a bitch (i love that in a woman), she's a real woman, she's the only non-manufactured pop-tart on earth, she looks hotter than anyone else on earth when she's holding her black electric guitar and wearing her glittery/feathery jacket, and i love it when she slags bush. she's got a great vocab, she's intelligent, she's funny, she's sexually experienced, and she's really powerful and rich. i have more reasons, but i fear i don't enough time on earth to write them all down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seregon Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 The comparison: Shanana said that Muse have dumb lyrics, then I showed him/her/it what dumb lyrics are. Compared to the pop/urban industry yes but again no comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Perfum Mark Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Compared to the pop/urban industry yes but again no comparison. Okay, fine, maybe not... but just check, many bands in Muse's genre have dumber lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poptart Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 My ex said he doesn't like muse coz apparently I think Matt & Dom are better looking than him - just a tad insecure! I didn't tell him this but he was right! But why would you not like a band just coz of their looks? I know thats what pop music is about but not decent music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poptart Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Most peoples mums don't seem to get muse. My mum is really fucking cool - she got me into most of the older bands I love today, she was into the sex pistols, old REM, old radiohead, she even likes Marilyn Manson! The only band I liked first then she liked is muse now she loves them! She was only 19 when she had me so I got into the cooler than thou side of her rather than the dulled down version, it helped that she looked like Debbie Harry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumiouze89 Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 something I've heard several times: "the only thing Matt can do properly is to meow!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Perfum Mark Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Most peoples mums don't seem to get muse. My mum is really fucking cool - she got me into most of the older bands I love today, she was into the sex pistols, old REM, old radiohead, she even likes Marilyn Manson! The only band I liked first then she liked is muse now she loves them! She was only 19 when she had me so I got into the cooler than thou side of her rather than the dulled down version, it helped that she looked like Debbie Harry! My 35-year-old mother introduced me to Muse. It was on a PS game, Gran Turismo2, and she heard Muscle Museum, and she flipped. The she bought Hullabaloo and Abso. Then I bought the rest, and fufilled the family legacy of Musing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutDaFucksy Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 something I've heard several times: "the only thing Matt can do properly is to meow!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mozza Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 "I don't like Muse because you like them" "They're depressing, that song about a museum of muscles is shit" "Any band that calls a song 'Supermassive Black Hole' is ridiculous" "I only listen to what the ladies love" "The first track [intro] was bollocks" "New Born is amazing, but it sounds too much like Bliss" "Is that a woman?" "Your not amusing" "Who calls an album 'Origin of Symmetry'" "I heard your mum likes Muse" "You make me sick, and I don't adore you so" "They're wank" "Its too classical" "That screeching song made my ears bleed" "What is this depressing techno bollocks" Take your pick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutDaFucksy Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 "I don't like Muse because you like them" "They're depressing, that song about a museum of muscles is shit" "Any band that calls a song 'Supermassive Black Hole' is ridiculous" "I only listen to what the ladies love" "The first track [intro] was bollocks" "New Born is amazing, but it sounds too much like Bliss" "Is that a woman?" "Your not amusing" "Who calls an album 'Origin of Symmetry'" "I heard your mum likes Muse" "You make me sick, and I don't adore you so" "They're wank" "Its too classical" "That screeching song made my ears bleed" "What is this depressing techno bollocks" Take your pick i pick that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mozza Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 i pick that one! thats my favourite one "Why do you think they're wank?" "Why are you wank" Shut me up anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seregon Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Take your pick Lovely people you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Cherry Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 "I don't like Muse because you like them" "They're depressing, that song about a museum of muscles is shit" "Any band that calls a song 'Supermassive Black Hole' is ridiculous" "I only listen to what the ladies love" "The first track [intro] was bollocks" "New Born is amazing, but it sounds too much like Bliss" "Is that a woman?" "Your not amusing" "Who calls an album 'Origin of Symmetry'" "I heard your mum likes Muse" "You make me sick, and I don't adore you so" "They're wank" "Its too classical" "That screeching song made my ears bleed" "What is this depressing techno bollocks" Take your pick God, they're hilarious reasons, especially the one about a Museum of Muscles!! Reward for my efforts of Muse evangelising (taking the music of the best band in the world to the great unwashed out there; ok, my workmates) is as follows: "Has anyone got any painkillers cos that music made me feel like someone has put an axe through my head". (Accompanied by sawing across the wrists motions) "Their songs are all about death and the end of the world, it's so depressing." "I want to self harm after hearing this" Glances over at me "Oh, Sam!...." Shakes head in exasperation "His voice is depressing, even on the happy tunes like Starlight. Actually that's quite depressing too. Can we put my Meatloaf CD on now instead?" "Those widdly diddly bits on the keyboards are hideous and I hate them because of that if nothing else" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'll burn your horizons Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 "this man is hideous to look at." "what is this? crazy hippy shit?" "that is so gay" "what the hell are you listening to" "bullshit. this is a woman not a man" and my favourite - "THEY'RE EMO" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
String-Bean-23 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 My Dad said that Matt sounded like he was constipated. XD My brother (Who I've caught listening to 'Plug in Baby' numerous times) says they're emo- A popular and funny response to Muse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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