Kapranosinium Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Dr. David Thorpe at somethingawful.com Dante requested: Massive Attack, Incubus and Muse. Massive Attack? The only interesting thing 3D has done since Tricky and the other guys who were carrying his ass left was get busted for child porn. Too bad that didn't pan out. Incubus? Oh boy, more tuneless semi-metal pussy crap for drunk frat-boys who can't tell the difference between right and wrong. The only way these pretty-boy dorks look hard is if you put them next to the rest of the frat-boy record collection. Yeah, they could probably kick Dave Matthew's ass, but so could my cat. As for Muse, they need to fucking lighten up. You can't make a whole record of nothing but off-the-wall guitar mumbo-jumbo and madman screaming without all the songs sounding the same, no matter how much of a fucking musical genius you think you are. You hear me, Muse? Try making a record an actual human being can listen to, then we'll talk. I think that's kind of a compliment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seregon Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I think that's kind of a compliment. +1 I think he totaly missed the point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serena Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 "Matt whatshisface looks like a drowned rat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutDaFucksy Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 "They're nothing, go listen to Razorlight or The Vines.." and i was like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firebaptist Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 My friend: "They don't have half as much talent as Oasis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serena Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 and another one.... "Their music is all depressing and emo, why don't you like normal music like High School Music and Gwen Stefani?" I'd rather eat my own hair than listen to High School Musical! And since when has Muse been emo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firebaptist Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Oh yeah, I get the depressing one a lot too "They make me want to slit my wrists" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutDaFucksy Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 and another one.... "Their music is all depressing and emo, why don't you like normal music like High School Music and Gwen Stefani?" I'd rather eat my own hair than listen to High School Musical! And since when has Muse been emo? lol, normal music = pop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:CoNtRaDiCtIoN:. Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Their music is all depressing and emo :LOL: that's funny, cause they're completely opposite of depressing for me . . . definitely lighten up my day! they're depressing for some people because those people's brains can't comprehend and appreciate great music (e.g. the people that say High School Musical is really good music ) so their brain overloads, and they become depressed cause their minds are too slow/uneducated to enjoy it. as i say, more for us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serena Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 :LOL: that's funny, cause they're completely opposite of depressing for me . . . definitely lighten up my day! they're depressing for some people because those people's brains can't comprehend and appreciate great music (e.g. the people that say High School Musical is really good music ) so their brain overloads, and they become depressed cause their minds are too slow/uneducated to enjoy it. as i say, more for us! lol, normal music = pop? I reckon they just like Zac Efron and the lyrics of the HSM songs are more catchy? Not that I've ever found them catchy....personally more annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutDaFucksy Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I reckon they just like Zac Efron and the lyrics of the HSM songs are more catchy? Not that I've ever found them catchy....personally more annoying i find starlight catchy yeh, more annoying by a mile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serena Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 i find starlight catchy yeh, more annoying by a mile I went to a party last night and the DJ played MotP and everyone was like "what the crap is this" but some danced to it but when he played HSM as a joke everyone was singing along a few girls in my year like Starlight, KoC and SMBH but that's it. I guess it's a start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seregon Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 My friend: "They don't have half as much talent as Oasis" :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutDaFucksy Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I went to a party last night and the DJ played MotP and everyone was like "what the crap is this" but some danced to it but when he played HSM as a joke everyone was singing along a few girls in my year like Starlight, KoC and SMBH but that's it. I guess it's a start i got a few peeps in my year on the board somewhere some people buy the album but they only know the newest one.... im trying to convert my friend from rap to rock and its sorta working Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firebaptist Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 :stunned: I nearly slapped him But he was driving at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serena Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 i got a few peeps in my year on the board somewhere some people buy the album but they only know the newest one.... im trying to convert my friend from rap to rock and its sorta working if people from my school knew I was a member on this board, I'd never live it down! Good luck with converting your friend! I'm sorta trying to convert mine and its working a bit Even my drum teacher doesn't like them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seregon Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I nearly slapped him But he was driving at the time That wouldn't have stopped me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firebaptist Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 That wouldn't have stopped me I didn't want to die We were doing about 85 on the motorway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seregon Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I didn't want to die We were doing about 85 on the motorway You dirty rascal Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firebaptist Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 You dirty rascal Sorry Dirty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muse4lyf Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Hey All hope your all ok Just to let you all no that muse is on tv at 9 on sky its channel 341 and on ntl its Channel 320 From the repeat of the ilse of wight festival performance Cya Everyone xxx:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seregon Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 If its the repeat I won't bother and erm.. Isle of Wight thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie.B Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 if people from my school knew I was a member on this board, I'd never live it down! I dunno why there's a sense of 'feeling sad' in a non tearful way if you 'admit' to chatting on a messageboard. Its like the minute you say that people assume you're a band obsessed loner with no social life Which is probably true for some...but still Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlyHappyWhenItRains Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 My friends excuse - "They sound like something off of Batman" I dont know whats wrong with that:( I like Batman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firebaptist Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I dunno why there's a sense of 'feeling sad' in a non tearful way if you 'admit' to chatting on a messageboard. Its like the minute you say that people assume you're a band obsessed loner with no social life Which is probably true for some...but still It's true for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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