Cat0712 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Finally got tix to the Uniondale show and I am WAY too excited to see them in perform live for the first time. As a result, I have developed a list of what I'd be willing to do to get backstage. 1.Dress as a “furry”; willing to do bear, goat, or chicken – no easter bunny costumes, that would just be creepy 2.Play “Butterflies and Hurricanes” faster than the speed of sound on my ukulele 3.Watch every episode of Fraggle Rock. OK, I was going to do this anyway, but I figured two birds, one stone, and one happy Duckhunt dog. Not that I care whether the Duckhunt dog approves, but when he laughs at me I get SO ANGRY…. Better to keep us both happy. 4.Introduce Matt to the world’s tallest midget 5.Promise to tell the fellas that The Resistance is the best album I’ve heard since Spiceworld. 6.Allow each member of the group to touch my prized possession: my original “Alf for President” shirt. Just wondering if anyone else had any brilliant (aka, fake) ideas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Get my tits out. *looks down at tits* Maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaphod Chizzlebrox Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Try giving the security guard a blowjob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallAway Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Try giving the security guard a blowjob. My friend I actually discussed this for a festival once, wild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nohopeinfear Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Get my tits out. *looks down at tits* Maybe not. Get my tits out *looks down at tits* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomithegreat Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Strip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notsomuch Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 tell them I'm here with the mothership to take Matt back to his home planet? that or form a band that becomes hugely successful and ends up opening for Muse at Nassau Coliseum, though I *may* not be able to get that together in time or just wish really, really hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn91 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 "Look, a zeta!" *sneaks in backstage* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazydays Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 more like what we wouldn't do Though I think I might stop at... getting some frightening tattoo on my forehead , not for a billion dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat0712 Posted July 1, 2010 Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 Notsomuch... if you do get famous, remember that I inspired you. I'll add to my list and offer to check for STDs at the backstage entrance. OH SNAP! Too bad no one says "oh snap" anymore... it was ALMOST funny. 1/2 credit maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaSarahS Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 1. Write a simple book about a boring, bland, loner emo girl who has two hot guys fighting over her. Credit Muse as the inspiration. 2. Market it to other bland, pale emo girls. 3. Reach best seller status. 4. ???? 5. Profit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbliss Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 ^ i like your thinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agenthal Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Write a conspiracy theory book about some secret government project having to do with aliens. Then he'll read it, admire me, and invite me to the show himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat0712 Posted July 1, 2010 Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 Wow, the writing a book ideas rock! JessicaSarahS, I especially like the ???? step, it leaves room for so many possibilities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlike_starlight Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 tell them I'm here with the mothership to take Matt back to his home planet? Great idea!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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