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That doesn't sound like a tune that meant masturbation. Although I'll admit he sounds like a little 8 year old kid who's just discovered his first boner.

 

nah, you're thinking fillip.

 

 

So I was singing Overdue in the shower and I was really tired, so for some reason instead of "it's about time I was paid", I sang, "It's about time I got laid", and so the song sort of turned out like this:

 

It doesn’t matter where I have gone

I just can’t afford to

Pay for all the mistakes that you have made

It’s about time I got laid

 

I’m young but I know that I’m aroused

 

You know that I care

You should have been there

When I was aroused

 

:eek: is it bad that that it fits perfectly?

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nah, you're thinking fillip.

 

 

So I was singing Overdue in the shower and I was really tired, so for some reason instead of "it's about time I was paid", I sang, "It's about time I got laid", and so the song sort of turned out like this:

 

 

 

:eek: is it bad that that it fits perfectly?

 

Definitely an interesting Freudian slip. ;)

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my god muse are horney bastards! :LOL:

 

 

theres alot of songs..SMBH overdue, UD, time is running out to name but a few. theres always at least one line in a song which can be seen to be a little sexual :chuckle:

 

"please me show me how its done" - :erm:dont you know by now matt :p

 

you'll never stop learning.

 

I experienced the same sensation :awesome:

 

I mean, just look at this!

 

 

 

gigboner.jpg

 

 

 

:ninja:

 

After a lot of searching on facebook i now present you...

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Matthew-Bellamys-gig-boners/114975528518474

The group also comes with some rather lovely pics! :LOL: And im proud to say '454 people like this'!

 

(I didnt make the group, just found it...)

 

So you're jumping around in the crowd, jamming to perhaps MK Ultra or Stockholm Syndrome, and all of a sudden- HELLO THERE, MR. BELLAMY JR.

 

gigboners= ♥

 

:LOL: :LOL:

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The line in futurism that goes "Just suck and see" seems pretty pervy. But that might just be me being my dirty minded self.:LOL:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vV1xHAJhUk&feature=related

 

That doesn't sound like a tune that meant masturbation. Although I'll admit he sounds like a little 8 year old kid who's just discovered his first boner.

 

Err he voice does sound quite creepy though.

 

The MM US mix video is also a bit strange has anyone noticed that right at the end an image pops up for a just a moment... It looks like Matt with no shirt on or somthing. Does anyone know what that is?

Edited by notyounaanbread

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okayyyy, I actually think I found a winner, Agitated demo anybody?

 

You do it inside me sweetly

To my yeah yeah

You do it to me lovely

To my yeah yeah

 

You do it to me sweetly

You know that I could never love you

You never knew me

But I can tell that you can do it

You do it to me sweetly

I never let you down

Do it to me my lovely

Oh you can do it

 

 

:eek: my brain can't help but fill in the 'yeah yeah''s :eek:

matt you dirty person!

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How about "Easily"? "I want to touch you deep inside"?

 

Surely that's a bit dirty.

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I find that the sounds at the beginning of "yes please" is rather strange.

And also, Map of your head is a very "have sex to" tune.....

 

"stick your jimmy kane into my supermassive black hole." :$ :$ :$

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Supermassive Black Hole is pretty dirty :erm:

 

Video-wise? I'll go with Sunburn mainly because he's staring at her through a mirror and she's freaking out.

 

thats creepy :D one of my favorites videos after new born and hysteria... and that one is a very creepy video too... and perv... so sexual :awesome:

and pure lyrics i'd say TiRO, is just... :awesome:

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After a lot of searching on facebook i now present you...

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Matthew-Bellamys-gig-boners/114975528518474

The group also comes with some rather lovely pics! :LOL: And im proud to say '454 people like this'!

 

(I didnt make the group, just found it...)

 

wow matt should really learn to wear trousers that arent so tight or... may stop getting aroused by his guitars!

 

:LOL:

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Hasn't anyone said Overdue? :stunned:

 

yes.

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Also, as you can see in my drawing, the ice-cube in matt's nipple is the "glaciers meltting in the dare on fight" line :ninja:

 

:LOL: those are obviously photoshopped!

 

 

...right?

 

I don't think they are photoshopped :stunned::eek:

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SMBH being about bondage - :LOL:

Muscle Museum being about wanking is a more likely theory - "I have played in every toilet but you still want to spoil it to prove I've made a big mistake" is a very wank-sounding line.

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