newspaper [Interview] Matt the farmer! (20 Minuten - translation)

[Cosmo57]

Of all the things I never expected to read today...

 

So, he's planning on becoming a farmer... what's going to happen with the music? Please don't stop Muse...

[[DT|_Me]DEADSTAR]

I believe that belongs to Muse lolz?

 

then put it there and say that I say hello

[Guest Octazooka]

DEADSTAR;7950227']then put it there and say that I say hello

 

You do the honours.

[Keiko Kanzaki]

Which, taking Matt's dress sense into consideration, will probably include such stunning designs as this.

 

 

 

I honestly burst out laughing when I seen this.

 

I'm glad Matt's finally living the dream! Good for him. Maybe he can start selling his goods at a farmer's market!

[[DT|_Me]DEADSTAR]

You do the honours.

 

done

 

got another one:

 

very far fetched but - I present future farmer Matt:

 

[L.]

 

Is he gonna have sound system with speakers in the barn to play those cows Guiding Light and Neutron Star Collision so they are inspired to produce quality milk for extra cheesy cheese?

 

Anyway it is well known that aliens seems to like experimenting on cattle so be careful Matt you might putting yourself right into the little green/gray men's radar!!

[Cosmo57]

"GOOD EVENING WEMBLEYY!"

 

*crowd cheers*

 

"Great to be here again... you ready for the first song?!"

 

*crowd roars*

 

"One, two, three, four!"

 

I GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE 'ARVESTER

[[DT|_Me]DEADSTAR]

"GOOD EVENING WEMBLEYY!"

I GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE 'ARVESTER

 

lol

 

"May I present a very special lady in my life... This is Lilly (cow appers) she gives like 40 liters of milk per day!"

[TrebleRose689]

Is he gonna have sound system with speakers in the barn to play those cows Guiding Light and Neutron Star Collision so they are inspired to produce quality milk for extra cheesy cheese?

 

:LOL:

 

Anyway it is well known that aliens seems to like experimenting on cattle so be careful Matt you might putting yourself right into the little green/gray men's radar!!

 

Hahaha! I can already imagine him finding crop circles

 

Hey, maybe it'll inspire him to write a new song and he'll move on from the cheese lyrics and back to the unusual/conspiracy theory/space-y stuff *crosses fingers for a probe-free Matt abduction from his farm*

[Lizzie_loves_Muse]

I just told my mum about this.

She has announced she wants to marry him.

(She likes farms and shiz. And Matt, clearly)

[dead-duck]

Thanks for the translation! lol @ farmer matt... the boy's obsessed...

 

Wait A Minute!

 

We already have Muse-Cheese NSC

[CarrieB]

Had to laugh at the Muse cheese. I seriously expected them to discuss another sort of cheese.

 

How's he going to have time to look after a farm!? He's going to have to employ several staff I think. He'll probably just turn up and get in the way occasionally! Nice idea though and in England! Devon maybe. I'm pleased for him though. Glad he's got something sorted.

 

Yeah I don't know whether they'll mix the songs up despite Matt saying that. I hope so as I was hoping for Fury at Wembley. Otherwise there doesn't seem much point saying it will be from a top five. Hope he means it when he says it will be two from the list, though one of them is probably going to be either Citizen Erased or Bliss most lists. Maybe that's what they will do - rotate those two songs and choose one extra most gigs depending on what's on the list

 

Thanks for posting with the translation. Nice interview.

 

I feel really happy actually reading this, and I'm not sure whether it's because Matt is getting a farm (which is obviously nothing to do with me) or from hearing more about the upcoming tour!

[Buxomflirter Queef]

In the West Midlands there is a road called 'Bellamy Farm Road'

[Linn91]

Thank you for posting that

[TrebleRose689]

In the West Midlands there is a road called 'Bellamy Farm Road'

 

Someone needs to take a picture of that and send it to him.

[Althea]

:LOL:

 

Hahaha! I can already imagine him finding crop circles

 

Hey, maybe it'll inspire him to write a new song and he'll move on from the cheese lyrics and back to the unusual/conspiracy theory/space-y stuff *crosses fingers for a probe-free Matt abduction from his farm*

 

 

Totally!

 

His farm will be looking like this:

 

 

 

or maybe this.....

 

[CarrieB]

Someone needs to take a picture of that and send it to him.

 

I think someone should tweet Muse the milking cow photo. That's brilliant!

[ninsp]

I am let down that Matt just copped out to only playing CE and Bliss

[L.]

In the West Midlands there is a road called 'Bellamy Farm Road'

 

[Uccellino]

Thanks for posting the interview! Interesting to hear that they're bringing in the acrobats to the stadiums again.

 

Seems like Matt'll be able to compare notes on cheese farming with Alex James from Blur. It's nice to have cows on a farm too, they're so cute!

 

 

 

[Trilateral_Symmetry_Com'n.]

Lolz series on this story:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Trilateral_Symmetry_Com'n.]

[spoiler=the conclusion]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Phil.]

"Hi im matt bellamy and I CBA to re-learn Hyper Music because I am too busy tending to my flock of sheep."

[Trilateral_Symmetry_Com'n.]

"Hi im matt bellamy and I CBA to re-learn Hyper Music because I am too busy tending to my flock of sheep."

 

Are you suggesting his skills are going to get a little woolly?

[Phil.]

Are you suggesting his skills are going to get a little woolly?

 

OH HO HO!

 

nah, all im saying is that he is trying not to put all of his eggs in one basket...