MisfitSpazz01 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 My mom and I just had this conversation over the phone. Mom: So...I was reading US magazine, and that guy from Muse...Matthew... Me: Bellamy? Mom: Ya, do you know who it's rumored he's dating? Me: Kate Hudson. Mom: Ya, how did you know? Me: I've known for two weeks. Mom: You're a stalker. Me: No I'm noooooot. I'm just a really big fan. Mom: Well, to be honest he's not that hot. Me: He's alright. But the drummer is HAAAWT. Mom: I'll have to see a picture of him, Mrs. Stalker. I think she's finally realized the obsession I love your mom. I say that stuff to my kid all the time (not stalker, so much, but I tease her about loving different things and call her "Mrs." whateveritisatthemoment). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyWizardx317 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Yesterday... My sister: *sees Starlight video on MTV* Hey, who is this Bellamy guy you're talking about again? Me: *points* There. The one singing. My sister: Him? That's him? He looks like a little bit of Michael Jackson though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calliope. Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I was trying to convince my friend Dom was hot (like anyone would need convinving) so I showed her this: And she said he looked "A bit too ratty, like a rat" So I desperately tried to find a different one she might like. She said he looked "too geeky, like skinny with a long neck. I dont like that" Then I tried: This was the only one she thought looked okay cause he seems more manly and muscular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I was trying to convince my friend Dom was hot (like anyone would need convinving) so I showed her this: And she said he looked "A bit too ratty, like a rat" So I desperately tried to find a different one she might like. She said he looked "too geeky, like skinny with a long neck. I dont like that" Then I tried: This was the only one she thought looked okay cause he seems more manly and muscular I hate manly, muscular guys Feminine-looking, skinny guys are the shit Today my friend Liz discovered that there is someone who can sing higher than Justin Bieber Very amusing. (FYI, I am in the process of turning my best friend into a Muser ) Me: "You like Uprising? Sweeeet!" *Scrolls through iPod* Liz: "Which albums that? The one with the orange cover art?" Me: "Origin of Symmetry! That's my favourite! Hey, y'know, Matt can sing REALLY high," Liz: "Higher than..Bieber?" Me: *Laughs* "Duh- If you think about it, Bieber doesn't really have a high voice. Just a girly voice," Liz: *Nods and exclaims in agreement* "Show me?" Me: "Dude, you'll love this." *Plays Micro Cuts* Liz: (After song ends) "...Holy shit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calliope. Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I hate manly, muscular guys Feminine-looking, skinny guys are the shit Today my friend Liz discovered that there is someone who can sing higher than Justin Bieber Very amusing. (FYI, I am in the process of turning my best friend into a Muser ) Me: "You like Uprising? Sweeeet!" *Scrolls through iPod* Liz: "Which albums that? The one with the orange cover art?" Me: "Origin of Symmetry! That's my favourite! Hey, y'know, Matt can sing REALLY high," Liz: "Higher than..Bieber?" Me: *Laughs* "Duh- If you think about it, Bieber doesn't really have a high voice. Just a girly voice," Liz: *Nods and exclaims in agreement* "Show me?" Me: "Dude, you'll love this." *Plays Micro Cuts* Liz: (After song ends) "...Holy shit." For a second I thought you were talking about me! I like geeky guys or in the words of Jemaine Clement I'm "needy for a weedy shy guy" XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 For a second I thought you were talking about me! I like geeky guys or in the words of Jemaine Clement I'm "needy for a weedy shy guy" XD Nah, coincidentally my schoolfriend Liz is..well, called Liz, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigapoodle Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I was trying to convince my friend Dom was hot (like anyone would need convinving) so I showed her this: But...but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calliope. Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 But...but... I'll show her this tomorrow!! I must prove his sexy-ness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigapoodle Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I'll show her this tomorrow!! I must prove his sexy-ness! Ohoho, are we aiming for sexy? I feel like I'm turning this thread into the PDT which I will happily do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I'll show her this tomorrow!! I must prove his sexy-ness! My friend called Matt a skinny, gay, ratty little fool who sings and dances like something is biting his arse. And Dom, well..If I told you, you'd get mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calliope. Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Ohoho, are we aiming for sexy? I feel like I'm turning this thread into the PDT which I will happily do Thank you for your input She better like these.... My friend called Matt a skinny, gay, ratty little fool who sings and dances like something is biting his arse. And Dom, well..If I told you, you'd get mad. His dance moves are his greatest attribute! And I know your view on Dom are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Thank you for your input She better like these.... His dance moves are his greatest attribute! And I know your view on Dom are... Dude, Dom is awesome! Just...Not as much as Matt My friend said that Dom looks like a male, yellow-skinnyjeans-wearing version of me. Trust me, that's not a good thing But that's NOT true! I don't look like him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calliope. Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Dude, Dom is awesome! Just...Not as much as Matt My friend said that Dom looks like a male, yellow-skinnyjeans-wearing version of me. Trust me, that's not a good thing But that's NOT true! I don't look like him Take it as a compliment, he's pretty sexy! Most people prefer Chris over Matt and Dom that I've showed. I guess he's way more macho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigapoodle Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Take it as a compliment, he's pretty sexy! Most people prefer Chris over Matt and Dom that I've showed. I guess he's way more macho... Macho Chris is macho and awesome Can't blame your friends. Those skills of headbanging and impregnation are enough to swoon any lady Though Dom's still the hottest and Matt's the least hottest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Take it as a compliment, he's pretty sexy! Most people prefer Chris over Matt and Dom that I've showed. I guess he's way more macho... No, but seriously, I DON'T LOOK LIKE DOM Shit..To be honest, I'm seeing a bit of me in the first picture you posted, though Probably cuz I'm naturally blonde and pasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calliope. Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 No, but seriously, I DON'T LOOK LIKE DOM Shit..To be honest, I'm seeing a bit of me in the first picture you posted, though Probably cuz I'm naturally blonde and pasty To look like Dom you'd have to have a rather, prominent, nose And some aviators Now I really wanna see what you look like!! Slightly stalker-ish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 To look like Dom you'd have to have a rather, prominent, nose And some aviators Now I really wanna see what you look like!! Slightly stalker-ish? Dude, I've got a huge nose I hate my nose. Everyone thinks I'm ugly because of my STUPID FUCKING NOSE :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calliope. Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Dude, I've got a huge nose I hate my nose. Everyone thinks I'm ugly because of my STUPID FUCKING NOSE :'( D: I bet youre very pretty! geez, even more stalker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigapoodle Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 No, but seriously, I DON'T LOOK LIKE DOM Shit..To be honest, I'm seeing a bit of me in the first picture you posted, though Probably cuz I'm naturally blonde and pasty . I kinda look like Dom. Blond hair and same colored eyes. That's about it, I'm not all leathery and leopardy though Also, you guys are getting a bit bantery....just saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 D: I bet youre very pretty! geez, even more stalker... Not really..Only on some days @Gigapoodle; I know Let's take this to the Acer thread, Liz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riveon Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Actually, I am guilty of belonging in this category. In early 2007 I thought Muse were this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mundy. Except I also think I mixed Mundy with another band, because the band I was picturing had a female singer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fims Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 My employee that was describing her love for Bieber and the Jonas Brothers and after noticing my shirt says "oh yea i like THE muse... we were studying them in my music class. THE muse is really good. You like THE muse right?" I didn't have the heart to correct her she seemed pretty clueless anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riveon Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I was thinking that's an exceptionally crap username, but of course it's a bot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 LOLOLOL IT'S A BOT TRYING TO SELL WOMEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo57 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Dude, I've got a huge nose I hate my nose. Everyone thinks I'm ugly because of my STUPID FUCKING NOSE :'( Whaaat? You're not ugly one bit If we're talking about Dommeh lookalikes, this girl I used to be friends with looked a lot like him, in my opinion. She played drums as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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