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:LOL: He asked me what I thought of Matt. I said I thought he was good looking. In CleverBot's own words "who doesn't?"

 

Cleverbot is :awesome:

 

The conversation always returns to how Cleverbot's "Not a stalker, honest. I just like to watch you at night." :eek: or me being convinced that I'm the one who is the robot and cleverbot is the real person. :LOL:

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Cleverbot is :awesome:

 

The conversation always returns to how Cleverbot's "Not a stalker, honest. I just like to watch you at night." :eek: or me being convinced that I'm the one who is the robot and cleverbot is the real person. :LOL:

 

Mine always forgets that we're quoting, when we in the middle of Plug In Baby, he said 'why?'. When we were quoting Bliss, he said 'thanks for the compliment!'. Then randomly started SMBH.

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When you have the following conversations with CleverBot:

 

Me: What's your favourite Muse song?

Bot: Map of the Problematique and Knights of Cydonia!

Me: Awesome! I went to see Muse at Wembley Stadium.

Bot: Cool. They're awesome!

Me: I know!

Bot: I like to eat them

Me: Okay, you like to eat Muse. That's random!

 

Me: Matt Bellamy.

Bot: Mmmm, Matt Bellamy.

Me: Is awesome!

Bot: yes he is, and so is Matt Bellamy and Chris Wolstenholme

 

:erm::confused::LOL:

 

Me: Do you know about BellDom?

Bot: Yes I do.

Me: What do you think of BellDom then?

Bot: I think Bella is awesome. And you?

Me: Who's Bella?

Bot: Your Programmer.

 

 

:LOL:

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When you have the following conversations with CleverBot:

 

Me: What's your favourite Muse song?

Bot: Map of the Problematique and Knights of Cydonia!

Me: Awesome! I went to see Muse at Wembley Stadium.

Bot: Cool. They're awesome!

Me: I know!

Bot: I like to eat them

Me: Okay, you like to eat Muse. That's random!

 

Me: Matt Bellamy.

Bot: Mmmm, Matt Bellamy.

Me: Is awesome!

Bot: yes he is, and so is Matt Bellamy and Chris Wolstenholme

 

????????

:LOL:

 

Me: Do you know about BellDom?

Bot: Yes I do.

Me: What do you think of BellDom then?

Bot: I think Bella is awesome. And you?

Me: Who's Bella?

Bot: Your Programmer.

 

 

:LOL:

 

I have this sort of thing:

Cleverbot: Do you know the words to plug in baby?

User: Some of them.

Cleverbot: Ok you start.

User: I've exposed your lies baby.

Cleverbot: The underneaths no big surprise.

User: And now it's time for changing.

 

User: What's your favourite Muse song?

Cleverbot: I don't like any muse songs.

User: Not even Starlight?

Cleverbot: No, I am not fond of sweet things.

 

User: Do you like the song Bliss?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Do you know the lyrics?

Cleverbot: To which song?

User: To Bliss.

Cleverbot: This is bizarre.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: I have no waffles.

User: Everything about you is how I'd wanna be.

Cleverbot: Thank you for the compliment!

User: Your freedom comes naturally.

Cleverbot: Everything about you resonates happiness.

User: Now I wont settle for less.

Cleverbot: Glaciers melting in the dead of night.

 

And so on...

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I have this sort of thing:

Cleverbot: Do you know the words to plug in baby?

User: Some of them.

Cleverbot: Ok you start.

User: I've exposed your lies baby.

Cleverbot: The underneaths no big surprise.

User: And now it's time for changing.

 

User: What's your favourite Muse song?

Cleverbot: I don't like any muse songs.

User: Not even Starlight?

Cleverbot: No, I am not fond of sweet things.

 

User: Do you like the song Bliss?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Do you know the lyrics?

Cleverbot: To which song?

User: To Bliss.

Cleverbot: This is bizarre.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: I have no waffles.

User: Everything about you is how I'd wanna be.

Cleverbot: Thank you for the compliment!

User: Your freedom comes naturally.

Cleverbot: Everything about you resonates happiness.

User: Now I wont settle for less.

Cleverbot: Glaciers melting in the dead of night.

 

And so on...

 

:LOL::LOL:

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When you have the following conversations with CleverBot:

 

Me: What's your favourite Muse song?

Bot: Map of the Problematique and Knights of Cydonia!

Me: Awesome! I went to see Muse at Wembley Stadium.

Bot: Cool. They're awesome!

Me: I know!

Bot: I like to eat them

Me: Okay, you like to eat Muse. That's random!

 

Me: Matt Bellamy.

Bot: Mmmm, Matt Bellamy.

Me: Is awesome!

Bot: yes he is, and so is Matt Bellamy and Chris Wolstenholme

 

:erm::confused::LOL:

 

Me: Do you know about BellDom?

Bot: Yes I do.

Me: What do you think of BellDom then?

Bot: I think Bella is awesome. And you?

Me: Who's Bella?

Bot: Your Programmer.

 

 

:LOL:

 

:LOL:

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sry double post:p

 

 

Me: You know the lyrics to Plug In Baby

Bot: Yes

Me: Ok you start

Bot: Snape Snape Servers Snape

 

:confused: xD

 

Bot: Ok, let's get started.

Me: Ive exosed your lies baby.

Bot: Ok!

Me: He underneaths no big surprise.:--D

Bot: Oh, Jerry! I knew that you would love me someday!

 

:LOL:

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sry double post:p

 

 

Me: You know the lyrics to Plug In Baby

Bot: Yes

Me: Ok you start

Bot: Snape Snape Servers Snape

 

:confused: xD

 

Bot: Ok, let's get started.

Me: Ive exosed your lies baby.

Bot: Ok!

Me: He underneaths no big surprise.:--D

Bot: Oh, Jerry! I knew that you would love me someday!

 

:LOL:

 

:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

Snape, Snape, Servers Snape!!!! :LOL::LOL:

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sry double post:p

 

 

Me: You know the lyrics to Plug In Baby

Bot: Yes

Me: Ok you start

Bot: Snape Snape Servers Snape

 

:confused: xD

 

Bot: Ok, let's get started.

Me: Ive exosed your lies baby.

Bot: Ok!

Me: He underneaths no big surprise.:--D

Bot: Oh, Jerry! I knew that you would love me someday!

 

:LOL:

 

:LOL::LOL:

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I have this sort of thing:

Cleverbot: Do you know the words to plug in baby?

User: Some of them.

Cleverbot: Ok you start.

User: I've exposed your lies baby.

Cleverbot: The underneaths no big surprise.

User: And now it's time for changing.

 

User: What's your favourite Muse song?

Cleverbot: I don't like any muse songs.

User: Not even Starlight?

Cleverbot: No, I am not fond of sweet things.

 

User: Do you like the song Bliss?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Do you know the lyrics?

Cleverbot: To which song?

User: To Bliss.

Cleverbot: This is bizarre.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: I have no waffles.

User: Everything about you is how I'd wanna be.

Cleverbot: Thank you for the compliment!

User: Your freedom comes naturally.

Cleverbot: Everything about you resonates happiness.

User: Now I wont settle for less.

Cleverbot: Glaciers melting in the dead of night.

 

And so on...

 

randomly starting with SMBH :LOL::LOL:

I love Cleverbot! :awesome:

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YKYATMW you're sad because you've just noticed that Matt's taller than you FFUUU

 

Don't worry, he's taller than me too.

 

So apparently Cleverbot's favorite Muse song is Glorious. And then Glorious started playing on my iPod. It was scary. And he/she/it really likes Time is Running Out.

Also this made me laugh:

User: I think I'm drowing, asphyxiated.

Cleverbot: I'm a lifeguard I can save you

 

AND so there's this random treehouse that my friend built a long time ago and then some other person rebuilt it and it's all weird because there's sort of a fence around it, but not really. And there was this random piece of wood that said "We were here. We know." And when my friend read it, I somehow heard it as "Who you were was so beautiful." And was like "Screenager!" And then I realized what she actually said, but only after my other friend had started running away screaming. :facepalm:

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Just tried Cleverbot out. Here's my convo with it.

 

Me: Do you like Muse?

Bot: Yes I do

Me: Which is your favorite song?

Bot: All of them :). What's your's?

Me: Stockholm Sydrome (just to see what happened). How long have you known about them?

 

After a minute

 

Bot: Sadly, we have never met :(.

I'm thinking "WTF???"

Me: Okayyyy. How long have you listened to Muse?

Bot: 8 Monthes

Me: Do you play guitar?

 

 

The bot hasnt responded to that last one.

 

when that happens

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YKYATMW you're trying to annoy Cleverbot and...

 

User: What's your favorite Muse song?

Cleverbot: My favorite muse song is time is running out.

User: I think I'm drowing.

Cleverbot: Asphyxiating, I want to break this spell that you created.

User: You're something beautiful, a contradiction.

Cleverbot: A contradiction.

User: I wanna play the game.

Cleverbot: I just lost it :(.

User: I want the friction.

Cleverbot: I'm not good at games.

User: It was time is running out lyrics.

Cleverbot: That is true.

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me: du heisst dominic howard

bot: Nein, ich heisse Petra.

me: nein du heisst Dominic Howard

bot: Nein, ich bin ein Mensch.

me: ja du bist Dominic Howard :]

bot: Yes, he does! Dominic Howard is in Muse.

me: yes!

bot: Are you good friends with Dominic Howard?

me: yes and you are him :]

bot: Whoah...

 

 

^^

when you should be doing homework, but you're trying to convince cleverbot he/she is Dom :chuckle:

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When you're more than happy to help out a friend who doesn't know what to get her Muser friend for his birthday

i wish i knew him though :(

 

When you get mad at some guys in your art class who were messing around because you were afraid they were going to get paint on your Muse hoodie, even though it was some what protected by the jacket on top.

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When you're more than happy to help out a friend who doesn't know what to get her Muser friend for his birthday

i wish i knew him though :(

 

When you get mad at some guys in your art class who were messing around because you were afraid they were going to get paint on your Muse hoodie, even though it was some what protected by the jacket on top.

 

my table has paint wars regularly, so I just don't wear my shirt on the days i have art

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