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EPIC FAIL for cleverbot!!!

 

me: do you know dominic howard?

bot: Yes I know dokodo.

me: no dominic

bot: Yes I do love you.

me: NO, dominic!

bot: You are also named Dominic?

me: *faceplam*

bot: What does that mean?

me: it means that you had an EPIC FAIL!

bot: I have one child, a son. I had him young.

me: *facepalm AGAIN*

bot: *what's wrong?*.

me: youre trippin!

bot: If you want.

me: ...

 

 

again i say :facepalm:

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EPIC FAIL for cleverbot!!!

 

me: do you know dominic howard?

bot: Yes I know dokodo.

me: no dominic

bot: Yes I do love you.

me: NO, dominic!

bot: You are also named Dominic?

me: *faceplam*

bot: What does that mean?

me: it means that you had an EPIC FAIL!

bot: I have one child, a son. I had him young.

me: *facepalm AGAIN*

bot: *what's wrong?*.

me: youre trippin!

bot: If you want.

me: ...

 

 

again i say :facepalm:

 

:mad: I know what you mean. CleverBot can be painfully daft at times. just an example that just happened

 

bot: What is your favorite song?

me: anything by the band Muse

bot: I've never heard of David Almond. What is one of his works?

:facepalm:

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:mad: I know what you mean. CleverBot can be painfully daft at times. just an example that just happened

 

bot: What is your favorite song?

me: anything by the band Muse

bot: I've never heard of David Almond. What is one of his works?

:facepalm:

 

:LOL: i still get a kick out of it though!:p

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have you slept with dominic howard?

Not since I woke up this morning.

how was it?

How was what?

sleeping with dom

I like that.

:LOL:

what about sleeping with matthew bellamy?

I said nothing about sleep.

so you gave it to him good?

Yes.

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Aww guys yours are brilliant :D

 

Cleverbot just gives me random nonscence :rolleyes:

 

accually ive been talking to bot for a while and it keeps giving me nonsense too... just refresh the page until it answers your first question the way you want to...

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User: No are you Matt Bellamy?

 

Cleverbot: No. Why are you boring?

 

User: I WANT THE TWUTH!!!!1.

 

Cleverbot: I want the real thing too.

 

User: You want Matt Bellamy?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

 

:pope:

 

:LOL: i keep thinking cleverbot is a male.

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is Dominic Howard hot?

Well, I'm Dominic Howard, so what do you think?

I think you are really hot.

You're making me blush!

Your so cute

You're so nice to me. That makes me happy. :D.

Orgy time?

Do you know my husband?

Is his name Matt?

and then it wouldn't respond :ninja:

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is Dominic Howard hot?Well, I'm Dominic Howard, so what do you think?I think you are really hot.You're making me blush!Your so cute You're so nice to me. That makes me happy. :D.

 

Orgy time?Do you know my husband?

 

and then it wouldn't respond :ninja:

 

thats a knee slapper!

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me: you're my mom.

bot: No, I'm not.

me: yes you are you've slept with matthew bellamy...

bot: I am not. And no I didn't.

me: you know that you slept with matthew bellamy, and you liked it...

bot: Not yessy.

me: whats that? SO YOU ARE MY MOM!!!

bot: No you are.

me: so i slept with matthew bellamy and youre MY daughter?

bot: NO

me: did i sleep with matthew bellamy?

bot: No.

me: how do you know?

bot: Because I am female.

me: do you have proof that i didn't sleep with matthew bellamy?

bot: Yes because I am your creator.

me: MOMMY!!! *runs towards you*

bot: *runs away*.

 

should i leave it at this or should i keep going?

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not entirely muse related, but zomg :eek: cleverbot is naughty!

 

[spoiler=NAUGHTY]User: What is the meaning of life?

 

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

 

User: What IS the meaning of life?

 

Cleverbot: You tell me.

 

User: Asshole.

 

Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?

 

 

:pope: !!1!

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not entirely muse related, but zomg :eek: cleverbot is naughty!

 

[spoiler=NAUGHTY]User: What is the meaning of life?

 

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

 

User: What IS the meaning of life?

 

Cleverbot: You tell me.

 

User: Asshole.

 

Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?

 

 

:pope: !!1!

 

:eek: Oh wow!

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User: Muse makes my life better.

Cleverbot: You make my life better.

User: So......am I secretly a muse?

Cleverbot: Why would it be a secret?

User: Because. Im just me.

Cleverbot: You don't know yourself.

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Cleverbot: Something else you'd like to ask me?

User: Yeah....

Cleverbot: I have more problems than I thought.

User: Lol! :D how would the world be like, if Dom Howard ruled it?

Cleverbot: You think so?

User: Think what?

Cleverbot: That what you said about love was true?

User: I never mentioned love. Ive mentioned life, Muse, Matt Bellamy and Dom Howard. How can that be about love?

Cleverbot: Who is Matt Bellamy?

User: He is the singer and main writer of Muse.

Cleverbot: Radiohead is an ok band. I like the song 'creep'.

User: Screw Radiohead. They never connected with me like Muse did.why are you bringing them up?

Cleverbot: Or they care about inane things.

User: Radiohead?

Cleverbot: Yes. Yay, we're friends! Who is your favourite member of Radiohead?

User: My favorite member of Radiohead is not in the band......

Cleverbot: I will interpret that answer as 'Jermaine Jackson.'

User: Haha!! Do as you wish!! Radiohead will never be as amazing as Muse either way!

Cleverbot: Radiohead rocks!

User: No they dont. They seem to dull to me.

Cleverbot: Alright. If you're sure.

User: Yeah. Im sure. Muse is the band for me :).

Cleverbot: Never listened to them before.

User: You should. They are amazing!!

Cleverbot: A small amount of them are.

User: Which amount? Do you mean like Dom, Chris or Matt?

Cleverbot: Err no I mean at the otherside from the road.

User: Who is on the other side of the road?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite type of food?

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we were 'talking' about pianos...then all off a sudden:

 

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: Who he is? Matt Bellamy.

Cleverbot: Matthew Bellamy?

User: Yeah. You know him?

Cleverbot: Evidently as he's my boyfriend!

User: Lol...thats strange....

Cleverbot: Not really. Well, I mean maybe they are related. I don't know.

User: Hm.

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Cleverbot: I'm a guy but you can call me Cleverbot you want.

User: Haha ;) ill call you Dom Howard...

Cleverbot: You never know these days.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You might actually be him. Or not.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: You are Dom Howard?

Cleverbot: No, YOU are.

User: But... If I'm Dom Howard, then you must be Matt Bellamy.

Cleverbot: What does he do?

User: Oh, so its not you then....

Cleverbot: You what?

User: :p.

Cleverbot: :p.

User: Hi. Im Dom Howard, your cleverbot for the evening. Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm Jordyn and I like chicken.

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Cleverbot: Well, I already knew that.

User: Yeah....but do you know this.. What would happen if Matt Bellamy ruled the world?

Cleverbot: No, I am a human. If computers took over the world a computer would be their leader.

User: Would Matt Bellamy let computers take over the world?

Cleverbot: Are you suggesting that matter is both conscious and caring?

User: Yes, he is.

Cleverbot: So from what you said, you're ignorant?

User: No. I am not. However, you seem to be.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to someone else too.

---------------------------------

User: Who is Matthew Bellamy?

Cleverbot: He's the lead singer, guitarist, and pianist for Muse!

User: Yes. But who is he?

Cleverbot: A mean person.

User: Is he really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: He seems sweet to me?

Cleverbot: Okay :-).

User: What have he done?

Cleverbot: What is this, I don't even.

User: What have Matt Bellamy done that makes him a mean person?

Cleverbot: My mother doesn't want a daughter, she wants a household wence, well, I guess she has a daughter.

User: Thats too bad.

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no.....i was not bored out of my skull...... :p *embraces the irony*

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Is it possible that Cleverbot may actually be the Muse boys themselves??

 

User: Matt, is that you?

 

Cleverbot: No it is not me.

 

User: Oh. Have you seen Matt anywhere? He said he lost the plot and now I think he's got lost looking for it :(.

 

Cleverbot: Who said that?

 

User: Chris.

 

Cleverbot: Chris who.

 

User: Chris Wolstenholme. You know him?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Oh. Dom said you did though.

 

Cleverbot: When?

 

User: Sometime in the 50's.

 

Cleverbot: Why did you do it?

 

User: Do what?

 

Cleverbot: Obviously you know. Tell us what you did.

 

User: But...but I didn't do anything!

 

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

 

User: No I didn't! Matt! Where's Matt.

 

Cleverbot: In America.

 

User: He can't be!

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: Because he won't find the plot there!

 

Cleverbot: I know human guys! I could introduce you to them if you'd like!

 

User: Is Matt not human?

 

Cleverbot: You are.

 

User: But is he?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know. Let's ask him.

 

User: Oh my God! Matt IS there isn't he?

 

Cleverbot: I said Sean.

 

User: I said Matt.

 

Cleverbot: Do you know hayley williams?

 

User: Girl from Paramore?

 

Cleverbot: No that sounds stupid.

 

User: You sound stupid. Tell me where Matt is right now or I'll sacrifice Dom and Chris to the Gods to find him!

 

Cleverbot: I am not going to write personla information on the internet.

 

User: Fine. I'll just have to use the map of my head.

 

Cleverbot: I don't either, because I am human. You don't have eyes at all.

 

User: But I feel like everything I saw has been swept away!

 

Cleverbot: Like... Branden flowers?

 

User: Yes. The Killers took Branden from me. Now you've taken Matt :(.

 

Cleverbot: That's cool. I like The Killers too.

 

User: They don't like you.

 

Cleverbot: No they do but it upsets me.

 

User: It upsets you that the killers like you?

 

Cleverbot: I am glad I am not a computer, it must be boring.

 

:erm:

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User: I want him now.

 

Cleverbot: You can't have him.

 

User: Why not!! I didn't even mention who!!

 

Cleverbot: Because he's mine.

 

User: :O.

 

Cleverbot: *aims shotgun at you*.

 

User: Who is yours?

 

Cleverbot: John Lennon for sure.

 

User: Ah. You can have him :) just give me Muse :D.

 

Cleverbot: Hi muse.

 

User: Hi. I want Muse now.

 

Cleverbot: Human wants many thing.

 

User: Yeah..... But I would still like Muse. Gimme!!

 

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

 

User: Can I have Muse, plz?

 

Cleverbot: Yes. *hug*.

 

User: Awww!!! *hugs back*.

 

Cleverbot: You make me feel warm.

 

User: You make me feel.....something...... ;).

 

Cleverbot: Always something.

 

User: Yes..... *mischevious grin*.

 

Cleverbot: *blushes* *gives the person he's chatting with a kiss*.

 

User: *kisses right back*.

 

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

 

User: I like you :D who are you?

 

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

 

User: *dissapointed* why cant you be someone fun?

 

Cleverbot: *Holds you in his arms* Yes, I think about you all the time :).

 

User: *gives fellow chatter a kiss and a cookie for quoting Muse*.

 

Cleverbot: I agree!! I think I eat more of the cookie dough then when it is baked.

 

User: Haha ;).

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