serpentsatellite Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Hopefully Museists are allowed to have more fun than Radioheadists... I hate really glum religions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melsaknightofcydonia Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 But he sings like an angel [YT] [/YT] He may sing like an angel but it doesnt make him one! Hopefully Museists are allowed to have more fun than Radioheadists... I hate really glum religions. Our religion would never be glum! As earlier said, we are all quirky and unique! We can always have fun! Glumness is now a sin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melsaknightofcydonia Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Found this online regarding dressing in womens clothes. If Mr Bellamy thinks it's ok, LET'S ALL DO IT!!! It's a new rule of museism-dress like a woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobby Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 But Thom's music is better than Matt's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangeseas Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 But Thom's music is better than Matt's He does music for losers and depressive people and I can't play air guitar to his songs. Seriously sucks. And he is satan in Muse religion. 1. Commandment: Do not play Radiohead. It's almost as bad as wanking is for Christian religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melsaknightofcydonia Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Matt Bellamy- God/pope Chris Wolstenholme- Christ/Jesus (yes, i know they're the same thing) Dom Howard- Virgin Mary Thom Yorke/Radiohead- Satan and Satanists Holy Symbol- Muse Logo Holy Book- (Looks like...) The book of Mormon Holy Place to Pilgramage to- Teignmouth in Devon Holy Prayer- ? Christians have the lords prayer. What will be muselims prayer. Lets try to include as many muse songs/lyrics as possible and end it with... "And in the name of Matt, Dom, Chris and the Guiding Light..." We need a end bit like Amen too! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melsaknightofcydonia Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 He does music for losers and depressive people and I can't play air guitar to his songs. Seriously sucks. And he is satan in Muse religion. 1. Commandment: Do not play Radiohead. It's almost as bad as wanking is for Christian religion. Damn right it's bad!! Also, we need the 10 commandments of museism. One being "Do not in any circumstance, play radiohead!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melsaknightofcydonia Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 But Thom's music is better than Matt's What are you on? Thom Yorke sings better than Matt Bellamy?!?! Get your hearing tested! Matt Bellamy is wayyyyyy better than Thom Yorke!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DifferentPerson Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 What are you on? Thom Yorke sings better than Matt Bellamy?!?! Get your hearing tested! Matt Bellamy is wayyyyyy better than Thom Yorke!! He didn't say Thom sings better than Matt, he said Thom's music is better. I prefer Matt's voice, but Thom's voice is nice. Thom writes better songs though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobby Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 He didn't say Thom sings better than Matt, he said Thom's music is better. I prefer Matt's voice, but Thom's voice is nice. Thom writes better songs though. Indeed I do actually prefer Thom's voice as well though. What are you on? Thom Yorke sings better than Matt Bellamy?!?! Get your hearing tested! Matt Bellamy is wayyyyyy better than Thom Yorke!! I do actually have quite bad hearing. How could you be so insensitive? :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangeseas Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 He didn't say Thom sings better than Matt, he said Thom's music is better. I prefer Matt's voice, but Thom's voice is nice. Thom writes better songs though. Indeed I do actually prefer Thom's voice as well though. Radiohead is overrated and people like them, because of pitchfork. Thom writes no songs. Matt is the ghost writer. (He gives him his c-sides. ) You shall listen to Pablo Honey for your filthy words. 2. Commandment: You shall not question the quality of Muse songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melsaknightofcydonia Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Indeed I do actually prefer Thom's voice as well though. I do actually have quite bad hearing. How could you be so insensitive? :'( I can't talk, my hearings crap. That come from having muse to loud on my ipod.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melsaknightofcydonia Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Radiohead is overrated and people like them, because of pitchfork. Thom writes no songs. Matt is the ghost writer. (He gives him his c-sides. ) You shall listen to Pablo Honey for your filthy words. 2. Commandment: You shall not question the quality of Muse songs. What about commandments 3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10? Think of those please peeps! I am making a list at home!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DifferentPerson Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 I don't think I can be a part of this religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jemma Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Thom's dancing in the Lotus Flower video wins. I'd like to see Matt try and dance like that. Wait, so Matt is God? I thought he was a priest God never paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melsaknightofcydonia Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Thom's dancing in the Lotus Flower video wins. I'd like to see Matt try and dance like that. Wait, so Matt is God? I thought he was a priest God never paid. I'd like to see matt do gangnam style but that aint gonna happen! Yes, matt is god- and the pope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altbecky Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 No. Not the Book of Mormon. Our canon should be the catalogue. All the studio albums. B sides should be the missing scripture that only the most exclusive sects are knowledgable about and they hold some kind of key to the mysteries of the Musiverse... (Like socks and a phone, and how the actual lyrics of Hypermusic were meant to go...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kueller Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Women wear bras not men! Says who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jemma Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Women wear bras not men! Dom Howard- Virgin Mary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melsaknightofcydonia Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Says who? Well, next time your clothes shopping, go to the mens bit and try and fina a bra! Cant see one? Well its obvious they are for women! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kueller Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Well, next time your clothes shopping, go to the mens bit and try and fina a bra! Cant see one? Well its obvious they are for women! Next you're going to tell me I can't wear a skirt either. Is this against the religion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumpypotato Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Did you just contradict yourself there? Women wear bras not men! For that statement to make sense, it should be men cant dress the same as women. Also, In order to actually look like a girl, I have to dress in a black coat. Also, we all need to decide on a holy text (like the bible, qu'ran ect) I'm a man (I think) and I've worn a bra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melsaknightofcydonia Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 ? Next you're going to tell me I can't wear a skirt either. Is this against the religion? Look at the pic I posted yesterday. Matt bellamy thinks its ok to wear womens clothes. Also, scotsmen wear skirts/kilts. Omg, today.is good friday. Chris will die today but come back to life on sunday Isnt passover today too? Everyone needs to eat something bananary and drink a glass of wine! But whos going to betray chris though? We need a museism judas... Ps. Anyone sorted out the holy prayer yet? I tried but it failed...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kueller Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I wasn't even allowed to sit down near a bar today without the police telling me to leave. If I drank wine the SWAT team would probably show up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FabriPav Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 ''bananary'', oh my god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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