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And who's speaking and who are they talking about? :D

 

Let me guess: it's Matt speaking about Dom? Pictures from Twitter come to my mind ;)

 

Edit: and by the way, if people fall asleep while sitting, don't they ALWAYS open their mouth? :LOL:

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Matt: what was your first success with a girl?

Dom: first success?! First time you got laid or something?

Matt: *laughs* yeah, or first time you kissed or something.

Dom: i snogged a girl called amy, cant remember her last name, literally round the back of the bike sheds at school when i was 12.

Matt: *laughs*

dom: *laughs*

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"he always fall asleep on planes with his mouth open, we've stuck all sorts of things in there from bananas, cigarette buds, even a lit cigar once, sometimes bits of fish..."

:LOL:

 

Interviewer: do you like mushrooms?

(he's talking about the drug)

 

Matt: yeah, i eat mushrooms. I like them in Risoto.

:LOL: Always loved this one.

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Interview either or....

 

Dog or cat?

Matt- dog

 

twitter or facebook?

Matt - twitter

 

half full or half empty?

Dom - half full

 

live aid or woodstock?

Dom - woodstock

Matt - live aid

 

50's or 70's?

Matt - 60's.... No no 70's

 

loud or quiet?

Dom - loud

Matt - quiet

 

brit pop or brit rock?

Dom - brit rock

 

kate Moss or Claudia Shiffer?

Matt - shniffer shnetch?

Dom - shiffer

Matt - shiffer

 

sex or music?

Matt - s...s...sex

Dom - music and sex

 

full beard or mustache?

Matt and Dom at same time - full beard

 

ipod or walkman?

Matt - ipod

 

Ernie or Bert?

Matt - Bird

 

vintage car or hybrid car?

Matt - vintage

Dom - Hybrid

 

stage or studio?

Matt and dom at same time - stage

 

500 or 50,000 people in the audience?

Matt - 50,000

Dom - true

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Matt from muse VS matt from the Action Battle Team.

 

Woman - ive got some questions here so you just need to buzz in with muse, matt. Because if you both say matt it'll get confusing.

 

Matt - can i go (makes fart noise)

 

woman - ok yeah you can do that.

 

ABT matt - i'll go ABT!

 

Woman - okay, here we go. 1. What was the first single from the bands SECOND studio album?

 

Matt - uno!

 

Dom - no you idiot!

 

Woman - laughs

 

Dom - bloody hell can i join in on this game?!

 

Matt - oh! That was our first album! Yeah i know what it is. New Born in it?

 

ABT - plug in Baby!

 

Matt - yeah!

 

Woman - which song has the lyrics: ooh baby im a fool for no one, but ooh baby im a fool for you?

 

(matt has no idea!)

 

ABT - Supermasive Black Hole

 

Matt - yes it is. Yeah yeah

 

woman - what strange percussion instru-

 

matt - llamas toenails!

 

Woman - no?

 

Matt - what was it?

 

Woman - what strange percussion instrument was used in the song space dementia?

 

ABT - i have no idea

 

woman - it says matts trouser zipper....

 

Matt - of course! Yeah yeah!

 

.........

 

Woman - sing the next line to this song

(plays chorus to uprising)

 

Matt - wewillbevictorious!

 

ABT - thats the worst singing ive ever heard!

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