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and you're still friends :eek: ??! that's just a little bit scary! next time you see your friend, i'd run in the opposite direction if i were you!

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Matt: "This is the only language I'm fluent in"

Dom: "I don't ever want to stop"

Chris: "I nearly choked to death on a smarties cap"

 

and there you have it ladies and gentlemen. Muse.

 

Also - at Exeter gig

 

Matt: "It's Dom's birthday today - he's 26 the ole bastard"

Exeter: *cheer insanely*

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:D:D:D

On Gonzo....

Zane Lowe "So, Matt have you ever stolen anything..."

Matt "Erm... yer i think so... erm, oh yer i stole a double bass once"

 

not exactly a hide under you jacket and walk off thing is it? :LOL:

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Aaw, cheers mate, that sounds about right. :D

I remember him saying "Thoughts of a dying" and not saying atheist at the end, and I remember he got some lines in Stockholm S mixed up.

Awwwww.

Didja get a balloon? I wanted a black one. :p

 

I got one of the black balloons and brought it home all in one piece - 2 days later my dog bit into it and burst it. I wanted to cry....still, it was funny to see the dog's reaction! :D

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Because TIC wanted me to post...

 

"What do you mean, do I watch these documentaries alone? Never. Definitely not. They're tortoises."

 

"We stay long enough to look like we aren't actually running away, then we leave. We end up in a strip club. It seems to be the only place open in St Petersburg on a Wednesday night."

 

"After the gig in St Petersburg, there are about 50 women waiting outside the dressing room. One of them comes up to me. She's obviously a psychopath. She has a gift for me - should she go and get it? I'm used to Russian fans giving me roses and teddy bears, but she comes back with a huge, incredibly intricate oil painting, which she says took her five months to complete. It features me, naked and horribly emaciated, with birds on my shoulders. I am holding a glowing heart in front of my genitals... The next day, when we leave for home, I see Dom, our drummer, walking around the airport with the painting, showing it to complete strangers." - Nice one Dom :D

 

"Yeah, I've got to get laid more. I wish I could get laid as much as Kelly Jones. He's so cool."

 

"They're good guys, we get on with them really well. Ermm... we shouldn't go there. Should we go there? No, we definitely shouldn't go there."

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Some article I read once and vaguely remembered. I forget which. It's on Rocket Baby Dolls. It's where I copied them all from, shamelessly :D Sure, I can remember them, just not word for word!

 

Matt's talking about his flatmates and what they do - watch David Attenborough documentaries and point and laugh at animal sex :LOL:

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What larks. I do hope my future roommates will be as refined and mature. :LOL::LOL:

Actually, my friends (the Anistacia fan and psycho Rasmus groupie) have planned out that they're going to share a flat when they go to the college. I might be lassoed in on the deal. I believe someone else perfectly expressed my reaction to this idea:15997249

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What larks. I do hope my future roommates will be as refined and mature. :LOL::LOL:

Actually, my friends (the Anistacia fan and psycho Rasmus groupie) have planned out that they're going to share a flat when they go to the college. I might be lassoed in on the deal. I believe someone else perfectly expressed my reaction to this idea:15997249

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(the Anistacia fan and psycho Rasmus groupie)

 

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

 

The Scream eh? Nice one, have fun with those two :D

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Oh, I will. We'll all be found weeks later in small pieces, having carried out an elaborate group homicide involving several kitchen utensils and a large blender.

Or something.

Did I tell you about the psycho one? She's HEAVILY into Orlando Bloom (she makes me look well-balanced) and likes shineyly-produced, radio-friendly faux-goth poprock like Evanescence and the Rasmus.

Apologies if anyone likes these bands- I've had it up to here with them.

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We'll all be found weeks later in small pieces, having carried out an elaborate group homicide involving several kitchen utensils and a large blender.

 

Sounds fun! :D

 

Remind me never to share a room with you.

 

You didn't tell me about the psycho, but if she likes the Rasmus... That stupid Rasmus song gets stuck in my head. I had to download it just to make it go away.

 

(she makes me look well-balanced)

 

:eek:

 

Anyway. Um, quotes.

 

RE: Matt's flat in a porn shop:

 

"It was like a scene from Trainspotting - white powders, mirrors, tin foil and needles everywhere."

 

RE: Matt's teenage girlfriend:

 

"And when we split up, just after we finished the second album, that whole period was quite, erm, experimental."

 

"Do you have an address where people can write to you?"

Matt: "I think so, ask tom" :D

 

"Do you get headaches from all that head bobbing?"

Chris: "I get frequent neck spasms but nothing to worry about." :LOL:

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"After the gig in St Petersburg, there are about 50 women waiting outside the dressing room. One of them comes up to me. She's obviously a psychopath. She has a gift for me - should she go and get it? I'm used to Russian fans giving me roses and teddy bears, but she comes back with a huge, incredibly intricate oil painting, which she says took her five months to complete. It features me, naked and horribly emaciated, with birds on my shoulders. I am holding a glowing heart in front of my genitals... The next day, when we leave for home, I see Dom, our drummer, walking around the airport with the painting, showing it to complete strangers." - Nice one Dom :D

 

I read this quote the first time a while ago and it still makes me laugh everytime I read it. The thing that's funny is, I don't think Matt ever realised how skinny he really is/was. Hence the whole looking emaciated thing! Picture sounds like something out of Mary Poppins....or a holy picture, only...with an egde!

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Because TIC wanted me to post...

 

"What do you mean, do I watch these documentaries alone? Never. Definitely not. They're tortoises."

 

"We stay long enough to look like we aren't actually running away, then we leave. We end up in a strip club. It seems to be the only place open in St Petersburg on a Wednesday night."

 

"After the gig in St Petersburg, there are about 50 women waiting outside the dressing room. One of them comes up to me. She's obviously a psychopath. She has a gift for me - should she go and get it? I'm used to Russian fans giving me roses and teddy bears, but she comes back with a huge, incredibly intricate oil painting, which she says took her five months to complete. It features me, naked and horribly emaciated, with birds on my shoulders. I am holding a glowing heart in front of my genitals... The next day, when we leave for home, I see Dom, our drummer, walking around the airport with the painting, showing it to complete strangers." - Nice one Dom :D

 

"Yeah, I've got to get laid more. I wish I could get laid as much as Kelly Jones. He's so cool."

 

"They're good guys, we get on with them really well. Ermm... we shouldn't go there. Should we go there? No, we definitely shouldn't go there."

 

oh god i remember that article matt had written.. do you by any chance know where i can find the whole thing?

 

ok edit! i found the site so for future reference... http://shopping.guardian.co.uk/music/story/0,1587,736665,00.html that's the site.

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this is from the old old red site...back when they had a diary type journal thing..

 

 

matt:"i am confused...i was wondering,what are the autographs for?i mean,i have no problem with it at all,its funny-,its just,im not sure what you`d do with it,i feel embarresed to squiggle my name on a random piece of...let me see tickets, shoes,toilet roll,breasts,knickers,albums,singles,private collection books,foreheads!,backstage passes,100 dollar bill,various currency,love letters,guitars,drum skins,drum sticks,filofax,beer mats,towels,vodka bottles,walls,sancerre 1996,your sisters barbie doll with evil eyes,a love handle,socks,dildo,heart,religious books,plectrums,magazines,deus cd inlay,posters,t-shirts,and a fucking-obsene life-eating soul-destroying dirty-nasty death-death-death who-have-i-become-binding-stuck evil-evil record contract!hehehehehe not really,just kidding just kidding just joking it wasnt me,you see?hmmmm"

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this is from the old old red site...back when they had a diary type journal thing..

 

 

matt:"i am confused...i was wondering,what are the autographs for?i mean,i have no problem with it at all,its funny-,its just,im not sure what you`d do with it,i feel embarresed to squiggle my name on a random piece of...let me see tickets, shoes,toilet roll,breasts,knickers,albums,singles,private collection books,foreheads!,backstage passes,100 dollar bill,various currency,love letters,guitars,drum skins,drum sticks,filofax,beer mats,towels,vodka bottles,walls,sancerre 1996,your sisters barbie doll with evil eyes,a love handle,socks,dildo,heart,religious books,plectrums,magazines,deus cd inlay,posters,t-shirts,and a fucking-obsene life-eating soul-destroying dirty-nasty death-death-death who-have-i-become-binding-stuck evil-evil record contract!hehehehehe not really,just kidding just kidding just joking it wasnt me,you see?hmmmm"

 

hahahaha! I remember that! it was so funny! its even funnier now!!

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mmm i live in blanchartstown, believe me its not much better the people are assholes , i got attacked last week walking into my local petrol station...mmmm its not looked on to good to like rock music here either...im hearing you...its so hard to find another muse fan around these parts too...although i am in the process of getting a band together who will play some muse covers,some smashing pumpkins maybe ye know the other guys live in dun laoighre though, so its hard,anyway... keep an eye out around, the hub etc...do you go to many gigs in town? ....bloody hell, im in dire need of an intelligent conversation...is anyone into sound engineering here?

 

Aww*hugz*I'm from Liverpool and if any1 here has ever been(if you have any sense you won't bother coming here)it's full of Lacoste wearing orange scallies who need a good kick up the arse!A few days ago,me and my mate were at the top of my skool path(just by the gates)having a smoke cuz U can't smoke in skool but we can outside.Anyway,a group of about 8 scallies just walked into our skool(my skool is shite and has no decent security)my mate was standing infront of this gate which is part of the wall.One of the scalls walked round the back of it and then walked back.My mate had her hair down and it was blowing thru the gate so the cheeky twat(pardon for the language)of a scall pulled my mates head back by her hair and she twatted her head on the gate.I was fucking fuming but we didn't do anything cuz there was so many of them.They wouldn't have given it a second thought to hit a girl ya know?BURN IN HELL U BASTARDS! :mad:

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this is from the old old red site...back when they had a diary type journal thing..

 

 

matt:"i am confused...i was wondering,what are the autographs for?i mean,i have no problem with it at all,its funny-,its just,im not sure what you`d do with it,i feel embarresed to squiggle my name on a random piece of...let me see tickets, shoes,toilet roll,breasts,knickers,albums,singles,private collection books,foreheads!,backstage passes,100 dollar bill,various currency,love letters,guitars,drum skins,drum sticks,filofax,beer mats,towels,vodka bottles,walls,sancerre 1996,your sisters barbie doll with evil eyes,a love handle,socks,dildo,heart,religious books,plectrums,magazines,deus cd inlay,posters,t-shirts,and a fucking-obsene life-eating soul-destroying dirty-nasty death-death-death who-have-i-become-binding-stuck evil-evil record contract!hehehehehe not really,just kidding just kidding just joking it wasnt me,you see?hmmmm"

 

lol.Thats fucking class! :)

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this is from the old old red site...back when they had a diary type journal thing..

 

 

matt:"i am confused...i was wondering,what are the autographs for?i mean,i have no problem with it at all,its funny-,its just,im not sure what you`d do with it,i feel embarresed to squiggle my name on a random piece of...let me see tickets, shoes,toilet roll,breasts,knickers,albums,singles,private collection books,foreheads!,backstage passes,100 dollar bill,various currency,love letters,guitars,drum skins,drum sticks,filofax,beer mats,towels,vodka bottles,walls,sancerre 1996,your sisters barbie doll with evil eyes,a love handle,socks,dildo,heart,religious books,plectrums,magazines,deus cd inlay,posters,t-shirts,and a fucking-obsene life-eating soul-destroying dirty-nasty death-death-death who-have-i-become-binding-stuck evil-evil record contract!hehehehehe not really,just kidding just kidding just joking it wasnt me,you see?hmmmm"

 

Matt, as lucid as ever. :LOL:

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Muse reviewing a single:

 

D:That's absolutely brilliant. That's single of the week! You can tell just by looking at the cover.

M: What?! You're into that? You poof!

D:They'll do well! They've got good voices, it's pop. They're not a patch on Destiny's Child though.

M: It's difficult, because you're dealing with people's souls here, and we don't want to insult them.

D: It's pretty sad, really.

M: A minute ago you said it was brilliant!

D: I've changed my mind.

 

:LOL:

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