illuminatus Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 an old one I just stumbled on  I've never heard of you before! can you please tell me who you are?? Age,and names fx.  MUSE - its a band called MUES AND THE OTHERS, we are a classical funk jazz punk voodoo doll lofi pop swing crooning visionary sexplendid explosive bluesy noisy hateful dirty beautiful blissful experimental histrionic 3-piece band };-> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost153 Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Interviewer: If u could punch or snog, either or, anyone tonite who would it be? Matt: ooo thts a tough one...snog? theres quite a few slappers around!! Chris: Dom: Rod steawarts daughters lookin pretty nice tonite..so she looks like she can.. Matt: who who....!? Dom: Rod Stewarts daughter, u know shes , i think most blokes in this place tonite would like to snog her..so u know am one of them! Chris: I dunno whos here..av got no idea! who would i punch? i wouldnt punch anyone, ad song, erm.. Dom: Kely Osbourne for a start.. Chris: yeh maybe maybe maybe. Dom: shes a lovely girl Chris: She looks a lot nicer in the flesh..a hell of a lot nicer..*laughs* Interviewer: and matt... Matt: cheap slapper u know what i mean!!..anythin..anythin! Interviewer: anythin? Matt: yeh..*giggles* matt.. tht interview cracks me up..so i posted it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinky753 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Matt's intro to sunburn, from a video on microcuts: "It was sooo cold I.... burnt my tongue on a lightbuuuulb" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Tourist Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Matt's intro to sunburn, from a video on microcuts: "It was sooo cold I.... burnt my tongue on a lightbuuuulb" Which video... I want to see that! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinky753 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Which video... I want to see that! XD Microcuts -> Muse TV -> Live 2000 Astoria in London part 1 04:53 minutes in And from part 2: "Welcome to the truuuuuuoooooouuuuuuuth" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancor Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 SO I have to confess that I used this thread earlier this year to find a senior quote in my yearbook I picked the one about technology not bringing change, and i TRIED to put in the fish quote but they wouldn't let me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iSafian Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Lyrics from songs? Quotes from Sir Bellamy, Dominic, or Chris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geegee Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 LOL what he said about orgies.. "It's very easy. Novelty items. It's so fucking easy. All you need is masks or hats. Soon as people put on silly hats, they loosen up a little bit. Then you need a couple of friends who are very close to each other. Then people start bundling to each other and it just goes from there. It's as simple as that. Just bundling, tickling and novelty items." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylee Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 "I'm trying to make music that makes people have no fear of flying" -Matt Idk, I've always liked that one alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylee Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 LOL what he said about orgies.. "It's very easy. Novelty items. It's so fucking easy. All you need is masks or hats. Soon as people put on silly hats, they loosen up a little bit. Then you need a couple of friends who are very close to each other. Then people start bundling to each other and it just goes from there. It's as simple as that. Just bundling, tickling and novelty items." FUCK YES!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epona99 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 "The idea for Cave came from that rubbish American book, Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus. There's this bit about how men go into a cave when they get stressed and I think that's probably true, although, personally, I tend to let it out. I did have a bit of a tantrum in my hotel bathroom last night - but I managed to repair the toilet, so that's OK." (Matt) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylee Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 "I did have a bit of a tantrum in my hotel bathroom last night - but I managed to repair the toilet, so that's OK." (Matt) When I read that, all I thought of was: I have played in every toilet But you still want to spoil it To prove Ive made a big mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoselyn Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Dom: "If a venomous snake bit my arse, would you suck the poison out?" Matt: "I'd be more than happy to. I have got medical training - I did a first-aid course. I can do resuscitation, mouth-to-mouth, all that kind of thing. If you cut an artery open, I could stop the bleeding; tie a belt around the groin, fucking do it tight and stand on it, and go, 'SHUT UP!'. Did you know when you see all that thumping of the chest stuff in films, that you can't actually bring somebody back to life by doing that? All you can do is keep them alive until someone turns up with an electrode. You're basically pumping the blood around the body to keep them alive; that's all you're doing. Drowning's a different matter, if someone's got loads of water inside their mouth, you can just blow inside their lungs and maybe they'll be able to cough and splutter it back out again. But, yeah, the venom; I'm not that advanced, but I'd give it a go." Dom: "How about if it bit me on my knob?" Matt: "Then I'd let you die." /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylee Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Dom: "If a venomous snake bit my arse, would you suck the poison out?" Matt: "I'd be more than happy to. I have got medical training - I did a first-aid course. I can do resuscitation, mouth-to-mouth, all that kind of thing. If you cut an artery open, I could stop the bleeding; tie a belt around the groin, fucking do it tight and stand on it, and go, 'SHUT UP!'. Did you know when you see all that thumping of the chest stuff in films, that you can't actually bring somebody back to life by doing that? All you can do is keep them alive until someone turns up with an electrode. You're basically pumping the blood around the body to keep them alive; that's all you're doing. Drowning's a different matter, if someone's got loads of water inside their mouth, you can just blow inside their lungs and maybe they'll be able to cough and splutter it back out again. But, yeah, the venom; I'm not that advanced, but I'd give it a go." Dom: "How about if it bit me on my knob?" Matt: "Then I'd let you die." /thread Is there a video of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyke Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Is there a video of this? He didn't actually suck venom out of his arse. Wait, you meant is there a video of him saying that, didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoselyn Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Is there a video of this? Nah. I think that's quite possibly my favorite Muse interview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylee Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Nah. I think that's quite possibly my favorite Muse interview. Any way for me to read said interview? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the small printcess Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 i quite like this one Matt: Merci beaucoup. This is our last song now. Dom: Thank you Matt: Thank you very much indeed. We're doing a tour, coming back in.. ahh, get a grip. Chris: It's gone. Matt: Lost the plot. I've lost the plot, I've lost the fucking plot mate. what? What? Say it. You wanna say something? Dom: No Matt: Say something quick. I never know what to say in case you hadn't noticed. I never know what to say, just make a dick of myself everytime. Dom: Anyway, this song is called Bliss, bye bye Thats from the Route du Rock gig in 2001. The quote is from MuseWiki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoselyn Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Any way for me to read said interview? http://musewiki.org/The_Truth_is_Out_There_%28200412_Kerrang_article%29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Octazooka Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Probably the venom--in-my-arse thingy interview..that made me ROFL XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoselyn Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 i quite like this one Matt: Merci beaucoup. This is our last song now. Dom: Thank you Matt: Thank you very much indeed. We're doing a tour, coming back in.. ahh, get a grip. Chris: It's gone. Matt: Lost the plot. I've lost the plot, I've lost the fucking plot mate. what? What? Say it. You wanna say something? Dom: No Matt: Say something quick. I never know what to say in case you hadn't noticed. I never know what to say, just make a dick of myself everytime. Dom: Anyway, this song is called Bliss, bye bye Thats from the Route du Rock gig in 2001. The quote is from MuseWiki http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iSXSi6x1fI 2:20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylee Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Chris: "What's my most annoying habit?" Matt: "Farting. I can recognise you by your farts by both smell and volume." Dom: "If I'm in a hotel room, like two floors above him, I can hear him. I'm like, 'Jesus'. He's loud." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoselyn Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Matt: "If you had to select a fancy dress outfit for me, would you choose batman, superman or wonder woman?" Chris: "Batman." Matt: "That's dark. I'm not a dark person, I'm the sunshine of your life." Dom: "Well, I'd say Wonder Woman." Matt: "That's how he'd want to see me. Ever since I saw him bend over to get an injection in his bum, there's been a strange energy between us (laughs). There's definitely suspicion." God bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenAgitated Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Fantastic thread. FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the small printcess Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iSXSi6x1fI 2:20 that never fails to kill me from laughter... thanks for the link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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