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Guest Ducky101
Apr 9 2007 7:50P

 

Let me tell you something that is on most girls minds but they won't tell you that size maters or will they?

I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.

I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. ETHUD.COM

I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from ETHUD.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.

I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.

I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at ETHUD.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. ETHUD.COM

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:stunned: I worry about the comments on myspace's.,

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hey ho musers.... i checked out matt's space again today, I honestly thought their myspace accounts were 'controlled' by the record company.. especially cos they all looked pretty much identical. plus surely the band don't have time to go nuts an make changes to their pages like 'matt' supposedly did? i'd be pretty shocked if it was them, cos it looks like only 'matt' is bothered with it.. i know he says he loves trekking about on the internet but i thought it was just to look up weird space shit and porn lol! ;):LOL:

 

anyways i'm still not convinced.. if it was really them they'd prob want more privacy instead of being hassled 24/7, altho i doubt they take myspace all that seriously, as 'matt' has proven with his strange page lols. :rolleyes::p

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I've got that one from somebody too... Hackers...:noey:

Haha it's not hackers, it's bloody spammers and are they ever annoying. They're everywhere, you can only stop them if you disable HTML comments on your myspace (if it's public). Lame.

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Haha it's not hackers, it's bloody spammers and are they ever annoying. They're everywhere, you can only stop them if you disable HTML comments on your myspace (if it's public). Lame.

Yeah, could be... That comment was from "my friend". And I know they don't send it. That's why I was thinking hackers.

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Haha, he has himself as a background and new cheesy fan bummer images in his pictures. :stunned:

Haha, well considering that he totally trashed the first version of the website, I can't imagine that he'd be a stylistic genius in web design, he'd just use what was handy I suppose. :LOL:

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I bet he sits at home on friday night with all his best make up on, pouting up into the digital camera his parents bought him for christmas, through thick rimmed emo glasses.

 

One thing I find funny is he seems to come online quite often. He's nearly online every day. He's addicted like us all. :LOL:

 

:LOL:

 

So, has anyone sorted out yet if it was him or a hacker or something?

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I don't think we'll ever know for sure, haha. I mean, it IS his official one in name, still and I'd love to think it's him doing all the mods, but who knows, LOL. It is possible that they're online whenever they can be considering Dom and Matt have their own laptops with them on the road, and the videos etc. certainly fit...ah, who cares, I'll just keep thinking it's him. :LOL:

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matt's comments now are moderated

LMAO he must've gotten sick of the spambots :LOL: That or the constant flow of "omg have my babies!!!!!!!!!111" I'm going to go harass him again to tell him to pimp out Dom's Myspace already.

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it must be hacked.. matt won't have time to check his myspace everyday..

:$

 

I was on a wireless internet conenction in the middle of rural Montana when I was travelling in the USA, so its more than likely hes wifijacking :)

 

Keep dreaming, keep dreaming guys!

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it must be hacked.. matt won't have time to check his myspace everyday..

 

dang!. i loved the myspace..

:$

Both Dom and Matt have their laptops with them wherever they go, I assume Chris does too. I don't think it'd be a stretch considering that email and the net would be the best way to keep in contact with home and whatever.

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Sorry to bump this ancient thread but but just a note...Matt had "Man of Mystery" as his profile song for a fair while before they ever started doing the cover live, right? And it's been "Does it Offend You, Yeah?" for a few weeks now, too. So....coincidence or proof? You decide. :D

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Sorry to bump this ancient thread but but just a note...Matt had "Man of Mystery" as his profile song for a fair while before they ever started doing the cover live, right? And it's been "Does it Offend You, Yeah?" for a few weeks now, too. So....coincidence or proof? You decide. :D

 

:eek:

Proof :yesey:

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