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He can play John Stump's Faerie Aire and Death Waltz* with one hand. And blindfolded.

 

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Holy shit!

 

Matthew Bellamy never says "Oh my God". He says "Oh my me".

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Matt didn't lose his virginity. It lost itself.

 

Matt didn't lose his virginity, it ran away after being threatened by girls so much

 

I dunno if this has been done it's pretty simple but....

 

 

 

 

 

Matthew Bellamy can sneeze with his eyes open.

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they should write this in the dictionary :

 

Cool : see Matthew Bellamy

 

Matthew Bellamy: see sexy, amazing, talented, delicious, irresistable, etc. and last but not least...

 

THE MOST INTERESTING ROCK STAR IN THE WORLD!

 

TMIRSITW (the most interesting rock...): See Matthew Bellamy

 

 

Matthew Bellamy taught Chuck Norris in the arts of awesome-fu

Some say he can break glass with just his voice. This may be true, if not the world's top scientists have created a few theories;

 

1)Just by his presence the glasses have fatal orgasms

2)His eyes penatrate their shields

 

or my favourite one,

 

3) Strong with the force, Matt is.:LOL:

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Matthew Bellamy: see sexy, amazing, talented, delicious, irresistable, etc. and last but not least...

 

THE MOST INTERESTING ROCK STAR IN THE WORLD!

 

TMIRSITW (the most interesting rock...): See Matthew Bellamy

 

 

delicious? :wtf:

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God, is this thread still going? Matt Bellamy worship is soooo 2007.

 

I doubt most of them were even around in 2007. I wasn't...

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God, is this thread still going? Matt Bellamy worship is soooo 2007.

 

And why would you care? :erm: Let them worship Matt if they want to, I doubt it does any harm to you.

Edited by Gohenko

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God, is this thread still going? Matt Bellamy worship is soooo 2007.

 

Not everyone has the intellectual and musical band width to comprehend the epic greatness of Mr. bellamy's immense musical genuis. Thus, some are completely confounded by just how interesting he really is. This thread is a tribute to all his fans.

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And why would you care? :erm: Let them worship Matt if they want to, I doubt it does any harm to you.

 

:yesey: ! Why not worship his crazy theories too? - Even if they are too crazy to be true! (And by worship, I mean more of 'discuss') Those of you who have read Mark Beaumont's 'Out of this world - The story of MUSE' will know what theories I'm talking about... Just thought it might be a bit of a 'Pick-Up' for this thread - not that I'm saying it's boring or anything! :D

...But spiders in space waiting to land on and infest a random planet... :LOL:

Edited by themusemadbex

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If he were to wish you a happy new year, you would listen to his music for hours and then have the best year of your life.

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