Ginnie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 It's so long I have to split it... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey You: my name's Matt Stranger: hi me Stranger: matt Stranger: how r u You: I'm okay I guess, thanks, you? Stranger: i am fine Stranger: thanks Stranger: so what are you doing now Stranger: i am bored You: I'm planning our tour right now You: I accidently formatted the computer and now all the dates are gone Stranger: oo bad You: everybody's mad at me now. :/ Stranger: oops You: especially the fans Stranger: i hope you can save the informations You: but they don't know yet Stranger: Stranger: what fans You: fans of the band Stranger: which band Stranger: are you musician You: yes Stranger: cool You: where are you from? You should check out one of our gigs You: we're supporting U2 in the US Stranger: really You: yeah Stranger: wow Stranger: i am far from US You: pity Stranger: from turkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginnie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 You: you may have heard of us though You: we're called Muse Stranger: Stranger: you are joking You: not really You: why should I? Stranger: haha becouse they are famous You: that's what I said Stranger: and i don't think they are logging in this site You: why not? We're normal people like everybody else You: I don't get why everybody thinks we're not doing the same things everybody else does Stranger: don't plat with me Stranger: play Stranger: i mean You: I'm not Stranger: whats your surname then You: Bellamy You: my full name is Matthew James Bellamy though Stranger: aaa Stranger: tell me something special then Stranger: that nobody knows You: I don't know if should spread band secrets just so you believe me Stranger: not band secrets Stranger: your secrets:) You: ah well You: I was awarded sexiest male at the NME awards You: everybody thinks that's because of the fans who voted a thousand times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginnie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 You: but in fact it was Dom You: he manipulated the poll You: it was quite funny Stranger: so did you been in turkey before? You: yes You: I don't exactly remember when though You: we've been touring quite a lot Stranger: how many times? Stranger: you can remember Stranger: and don't look google:D You: I really don't remember You: quite a few times Stranger: becouse you are not matt You: well if you say so Stranger: anyway if you are really matt Stranger: i can say that i love you and your band and your music You: thanks, that's nice to hear Stranger: and i didnt understand Stranger: your tour programme is only in your computer Stranger: ? Stranger: how can you lost them You: yes well the problem is You: we booked the venues Stranger: in internet and altough your website there is your tour programme You: but I accidently formatted the band computer You: so now we have to phone all the venues You: so they can tell us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginnie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 You: I just hope we can remember all the venues we booked You: I did this kind of thing before You: a few years ago when I wanted to change the band website I deleted the band forum by mistake You: I shouldn't go near a computer ever again, I think... Stranger: Stranger: so is there anything that you noticed in turkey You: in what way? Stranger: something that you thought different from other places Stranger: or anything special You: you know most of the time we don't have as much time as we'd like to have in the foreign countries we're touring You: it's a shame, really You: but most of the time we've got to do sound checks and stuff You: but I think Turkey is an interesting country You: great cultural differences, that's interesting Stranger: thanks You: we may do a gig in turkey this year or next year You: you should check it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginnie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Stranger: Stranger: yes sure Stranger: if muse will come again in turkey Stranger: i will go their concert You: so we're actually still recording our next album at the moment You: it will be out in autumn or winter Stranger: ok then what will be the name of your album You: I'm not allowed to tell, sorry You: management issues Stranger: come on Stranger: i won't tell anybody Stranger: just to be sure Stranger: are you telling me truths You: I really can't You: the contract forbids it You: strictly Stranger: tell me Stranger: tell me Stranger: tell me You: sorry Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa You: you should check us out on twitter though You: all the fans are working on that pic we uploaded there You: the letters of the sentence there are an anagram for the album title You: you may work it out yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginnie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Stranger: what is twitter Stranger: where is the pic Stranger: i didn't understand Stranger: sorry You: http://www.twitter.com/musewire You: the pic with the controls on it You: it's actually a riddle. Stranger: i see the pic Stranger: on computer Stranger: is this the picture you telling? You: no not the first one You: it's the third one if I remember it correctly Stranger: i see Stranger: a finger and some words Stranger: that what you tell Stranger: i think You: that's it You: it's a riddle actually You: you may figure the album name out on your own with this Stranger: Stranger: ok then ill try to make a guess You: I won't be allowed to say yes or no though Stranger: it is hard You: I know.. it shoudl be Stranger: and i think my english isnt enough for this You: one moment please, Dom just arrived Stranger: if this is a joke becouse i still don't think i am chatting with muse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginnie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Stranger: you are too bad You: well it's up to you to believe me or not You: I won't force you to Stranger: if it is not Stranger: then say hi to Dom You: he says hi, too Stranger: ask me anything Stranger: don't you have any question to a fan You: ah we're usually not in that kind of situation You: everybody's interviewing us all the time Stranger: that's why i said that Stranger: everbody asks you Stranger: and now you can ask anything You: something that's simple yet always interesting You: what's your favourite song up until now? Stranger: from muse songs? Stranger: or all songs You: both Stranger: starlight Stranger: new born Stranger: and Stranger: the song i couldn't remember the name now Stranger: our time is Stranger: running out Stranger: the time is running out You: ah yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginnie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 You: good choice Stranger: and for all songs Stranger: i must think Stranger: but the first i thought Stranger: is last nite Stranger: from the strokes Stranger: and reptilia You: ah thanks for your time You: we'll start recording now You: there's still plenty to do Stranger: ok. Stranger: goodbye for nice conversation Stranger: i love muse You: thanks so much Stranger: good luck with new album Stranger: and now i am listening Stranger: you Stranger: falling away with you You: see you at some gig in turkey maybe Stranger: i hope Stranger: but before go You: yes? Stranger: say something Stranger: i wanna be sure Stranger: a song name Stranger: of your new album Stranger: can you say that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginnie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 You: haha I told you I'm not allowed to talk about it You: I'm really sorry Stranger: oooo Stranger: please Stranger: then tell me a word Stranger: only You: you should blame our management Stranger: a word from a song or your album name Stranger: just a word Stranger: can't you say You: sorry You: gotta go, Chris has just arrived Stranger: Stranger: ok Stranger: goodbye Stranger: you rock:) You: bye You have disconnected. I was SO tempted to say keck when he asked for a word... or cockminster. Aw I felt bad in the end.. he really believed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Brilliant Ginnie! Here's my short boring one. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi. Stranger: hi! where are u from? boy or girl? You: The Buke of Dom's Cockminster is Sacked. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginnie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 You: hey. Stranger: msn ? You: keck? Stranger: who ? Stranger: cake ? You: what the keck? You: the buke of Dom's cockminster is sacked! You: did you know that? You: maybe we can hire him now? Stranger: i know cake knows how to fly when you give it steroids You: oh really? You: sounds fun. You: I'll try it. Stranger: you have stretoids ? Stranger: steroids* You: no, I'm a zeta. Stranger: so what si your msn ? You: I have none You: I'm a zeta, ffs! Stranger: what is zeta ? You: an alien Stranger: are you the anti crist ? You: no, I'm a knight You: of Cydonia. Stranger: so you are a idiot ? You: no. You: I'm a zeta. You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey you You: bananaz??? Stranger: no You: brie?? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mozzie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I'm speaking to a really nice guy from the US who knows Muse and likes em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockette147 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: girl? You: zeta Stranger: what? You: zeta Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 My person is a Muser, but he/she's clearly getting annoyed with my randomness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi. Stranger: hi You: What the keck? Stranger: who with me You: Muse>Radiohead Stranger: from where Stranger: am jalal You: Cydonia Stranger: am from syria You: The Buke of Dom's Cockminster is Sacked. Stranger: want to be afriends???? You: Know who Matt is? You: Or Dom? You: Or Chris? Stranger: male You: Is Muse>Radiohead? Stranger: Chris??? Stranger: nooo You: Chrisss...he is win. Stranger: am not radiohead You: So Muse>Radiohead? Stranger: i dont understand ? You: Muse is greater than Radiohead. Stranger: oh yes .. You: You're a MUSER?!?!?!?! Stranger: yes You: YAY! You: So you DO know who Matt is? Stranger: Matthew No!! You: Matthew Bellamy! Stranger: what about him You: Dunno I'm bored. What's up? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Sorry Musers, keep getting funny ones. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi. Stranger: hi You: What the keck? Stranger: keck? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockette147 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: how r u You: a bit keck You: you? Stranger: fine Stranger: whr u from ? You: cydonia, you? Stranger: india You: nice Stranger: so wat do u do You: i'm a cydonian knight. you? Stranger: i am indian king You: wow You: do you have a palace Stranger: yeah Stranger: a bigone Stranger: how old are you ? You: 18 Stranger: m 19 You: so...when the zetas fill the skies will our leaders tell us why? Stranger: leaders dont no You: don't they? oh dear You: we're all kecked then Stranger: i think so You: cockminster Stranger: wat do u do ? You: i told you that already. i'm a knight of cydonia Stranger: okie Stranger: are you female khight You: yes Stranger: knight* You: ah no, zetas!! i must go!! You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginnie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Stranger: hi You: when the zetas fill the sky, will our leaders tell us why? Stranger: girl or guy? You: zeta Stranger: oh Stranger: wait Stranger: what? You: from Cydonia Stranger: oh oh oh Stranger: right Stranger: I forgot You: yeah Stranger: I love Cydonians You: my name's Matt Stranger: oh Stranger: I'm Katie Stranger: how old are you? You: 31 Stranger: oh Stranger: I'm 18 You: but I'm in a band Stranger: oh Stranger: fun You: yeah You: you should check us out You: we're called Muse Stranger: okay Stranger: You're muse. Stranger: That's cool. You: no I'm Matt Stranger: oh Stranger: right Stranger: I know You: don't forget Stranger: but you're in muse Stranger: I won't You: sort of Stranger: I'm so horny right now. You: oh. Stranger: uh, Stranger: sorry If I make you feel uncomfortable You: send naked pics You: qua@aol.com Stranger: well Stranger: I don't want to rush into it that quick. Stranger: but we could talk dirty and stuff You: but I'm Matt fucking Bellamy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockette147 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello. How are you? asl? Stranger: ? You: hi You: 18, f, cydonia You: you? Stranger: Hi there Stranger: 20 m uk Stranger: The region of mars Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: You are from mars? How wonderful. You are clearly a psycopath. With broadband. Your conversational partner has disconnected. BEST OMEGLE EVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pikakrn Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Stranger: hey You: what the Stranger: what the what? You: KECK! You: partayyy! Stranger: KeK? You: affirmative Stranger: what typew of partayyy? You: The Buke of Dom's Cockminster is Sacked. You: a BUKE PARTAY!! wooot! Stranger: ewwww You: that's horrible. You: you've hurt my feelings. ): Stranger: im sorry? Stranger: what can i do to make it up to you? You: where are you from? Stranger: USA You: ): are you Dom? Stranger: nope Stranger: are you? You: i seem to have lost him. ): You: have you seen him anywhere? Stranger: good luck finding him in here this place is huge You: ): but i think he's in Cydonia! You: ): and now his Cockminster's Buke is Sacked ): Stranger: well then hes dead You: NOWAI!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pikakrn Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Stranger: Cydonia is on mars, so unless he can teleport... Stranger: he's F'd You: but he's got his TARDIS Stranger: AAAAAAAH ok Stranger: then he'll find you... at some point in time You: i think i like you. You: do you agree that Muse>radiohead? Stranger: i do, though i never really liked radiohead Stranger: <3 muse (and then we talked random stuff after that, but i was so that i found a muse fan!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi. Stranger: from# Stranger: hi You: Cydonia. Stranger: o ne lan Stranger: ebenin ami You: The Buke of Dom's Cockminster is Sacked. Stranger: led zeppelin desem Stranger: sikdir simdi ya You: Muse>Radiohead. Stranger: 50 cent))pimp Stranger: You: Muse>>>>>>>50 Cent. Stranger: ananasaldirdimbozukcikti You: FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi. Stranger: hi You: The Buke of Dom's Cockminster is Sacked. Stranger: okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginnie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 @Rockette147: Omg lol xD he's smart! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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