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:D It's so long I have to split it...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

You: my name's Matt

Stranger: hi me

Stranger: matt

Stranger: how r u

You: I'm okay I guess, thanks, you?

Stranger: i am fine

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: so what are you doing now

Stranger: i am bored

You: I'm planning our tour right now

You: I accidently formatted the computer and now all the dates are gone

Stranger: oo bad

You: everybody's mad at me now. :/

Stranger: oops

You: especially the fans

Stranger: i hope you can save the informations

You: but they don't know yet

Stranger: :)

Stranger: what fans

You: fans of the band

Stranger: which band

Stranger: are you musician

You: yes

Stranger: cool

You: where are you from? You should check out one of our gigs

You: we're supporting U2 in the US

Stranger: really

You: yeah

Stranger: wow

Stranger: i am far from US

You: pity

Stranger: from turkey

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You: you may have heard of us though

You: we're called Muse

Stranger: :D

Stranger: you are joking

You: not really

You: why should I?

Stranger: haha becouse they are famous

You: that's what I said

Stranger: and i don't think they are logging in this site

You: why not? We're normal people like everybody else

You: I don't get why everybody thinks we're not doing the same things everybody else does

Stranger: don't plat with me

Stranger: play

Stranger: i mean

You: I'm not

Stranger: whats your surname then

You: Bellamy

You: my full name is Matthew James Bellamy though

Stranger: aaa

Stranger: tell me something special then

Stranger: that nobody knows

You: I don't know if should spread band secrets just so you believe me :p

Stranger: not band secrets

Stranger: your secrets:)

You: ah well

You: I was awarded sexiest male at the NME awards

You: everybody thinks that's because of the fans who voted a thousand times

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You: but in fact it was Dom

You: he manipulated the poll

You: it was quite funny

Stranger: so did you been in turkey before?

You: yes

You: I don't exactly remember when though

You: we've been touring quite a lot

Stranger: how many times?

Stranger: you can remember

Stranger: and don't look google:D

You: I really don't remember

You: quite a few times

Stranger: becouse you are not matt

You: well if you say so

Stranger: anyway if you are really matt

Stranger: i can say that i love you and your band and your music

You: thanks, that's nice to hear

Stranger: and i didnt understand

Stranger: your tour programme is only in your computer

Stranger: ?

Stranger: how can you lost them

You: yes well the problem is

You: we booked the venues

Stranger: in internet and altough your website there is your tour programme

You: but I accidently formatted the band computer

You: so now we have to phone all the venues

You: so they can tell us

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You: I just hope we can remember all the venues we booked

You: I did this kind of thing before

You: a few years ago when I wanted to change the band website I deleted the band forum by mistake

You: I shouldn't go near a computer ever again, I think...

Stranger: :D

Stranger: so is there anything that you noticed in turkey

You: in what way?

Stranger: something that you thought different from other places

Stranger: or anything special

You: you know most of the time we don't have as much time as we'd like to have in the foreign countries we're touring

You: it's a shame, really

You: but most of the time we've got to do sound checks and stuff

You: but I think Turkey is an interesting country

You: great cultural differences, that's interesting

Stranger: thanks

You: we may do a gig in turkey this year or next year

You: you should check it out

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Stranger: :)

Stranger: yes sure

Stranger: if muse will come again in turkey

Stranger: i will go their concert

You: so we're actually still recording our next album at the moment

You: it will be out in autumn or winter

Stranger: ok then what will be the name of your album

You: I'm not allowed to tell, sorry :)

You: management issues

Stranger: come on

Stranger: i won't tell anybody

Stranger: just to be sure

Stranger: are you telling me truths

You: I really can't

You: the contract forbids it

You: strictly

Stranger: tell me

Stranger: tell me

Stranger: tell me

You: sorry

Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You: you should check us out on twitter though

You: all the fans are working on that pic we uploaded there

You: the letters of the sentence there are an anagram for the album title

You: you may work it out yourself :)

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Stranger: what is twitter

Stranger: where is the pic

Stranger: i didn't understand

Stranger: sorry

You: http://www.twitter.com/musewire

You: the pic with the controls on it

You: it's actually a riddle.

Stranger: i see the pic

Stranger: on computer

Stranger: is this the picture you telling?

You: no not the first one

You: it's the third one if I remember it correctly

Stranger: i see

Stranger: a finger and some words

Stranger: that what you tell

Stranger: i think

You: that's it

You: it's a riddle actually

You: you may figure the album name out on your own with this :)

Stranger: :D

Stranger: ok then ill try to make a guess

You: I won't be allowed to say yes or no though

Stranger: it is hard

You: I know.. it shoudl be ;)

Stranger: and i think my english isnt enough for this

You: one moment please, Dom just arrived

Stranger: if this is a joke becouse i still don't think i am chatting with muse

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Stranger: you are too bad

You: well it's up to you to believe me or not

You: I won't force you to

Stranger: if it is not

Stranger: then say hi to Dom

You: he says hi, too

Stranger: ask me anything

Stranger: don't you have any question to a fan

You: ah we're usually not in that kind of situation

You: everybody's interviewing us all the time

Stranger: that's why i said that

Stranger: everbody asks you

Stranger: and now you can ask anything

You: something that's simple yet always interesting

You: what's your favourite song up until now?

Stranger: from muse songs?

Stranger: or all songs

You: both :)

Stranger: starlight

Stranger: new born

Stranger: and

Stranger: the song i couldn't remember the name now

Stranger: our time is

Stranger: running out

Stranger: the time is running out

You: ah yes

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You: good choice

Stranger: and for all songs

Stranger: i must think

Stranger: but the first i thought

Stranger: is last nite

Stranger: from the strokes

Stranger: and reptilia

You: ah thanks for your time

You: we'll start recording now

You: there's still plenty to do

Stranger: ok.

Stranger: goodbye for nice conversation

Stranger: i love muse

You: thanks so much

Stranger: good luck with new album

Stranger: and now i am listening

Stranger: you

Stranger: falling away with you

You: see you at some gig in turkey maybe :)

Stranger: i hope

Stranger: but before go

You: yes?

Stranger: say something

Stranger: i wanna be sure

Stranger: a song name

Stranger: of your new album

Stranger: can you say that

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You: haha I told you I'm not allowed to talk about it

You: I'm really sorry

Stranger: oooo

Stranger: please

Stranger: then tell me a word

Stranger: only

You: you should blame our management

Stranger: a word from a song or your album name

Stranger: just a word

Stranger: can't you say

You: sorry ;)

You: gotta go, Chris has just arrived

Stranger: :D

Stranger: ok

Stranger: goodbye

Stranger: you rock:)

You: bye

You have disconnected.

 

 

I was SO tempted to say keck when he asked for a word... or cockminster. Aw I felt bad in the end.. he really believed it. :LOL:

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You: hey.

Stranger: msn ?

You: keck?

Stranger: who ?

Stranger: cake ?

You: what the keck?

You: the buke of Dom's cockminster is sacked!

You: did you know that?

You: maybe we can hire him now?

Stranger: i know cake knows how to fly when you give it steroids

You: oh really?

You: sounds fun.

You: I'll try it.

Stranger: you have stretoids ?

Stranger: steroids*

You: no, I'm a zeta.

Stranger: so what si your msn ?

You: I have none

You: I'm a zeta, ffs!

Stranger: what is zeta ?

You: an alien

Stranger: are you the anti crist ?

You: no, I'm a knight

You: of Cydonia.

Stranger: so you are a idiot ?

You: no.

You: I'm a zeta.

You have disconnected.

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Stranger: hey you

You: bananaz???

Stranger: no

You: brie??

Stranger: no

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi.

Stranger: hi

You: What the keck?

Stranger: who with me

You: Muse>Radiohead

Stranger: from where

Stranger: am jalal

You: Cydonia

Stranger: am from syria

You: The Buke of Dom's Cockminster is Sacked.

Stranger: want to be afriends????

You: Know who Matt is?

You: Or Dom?

You: Or Chris?

Stranger: male

You: Is Muse>Radiohead?

Stranger: Chris???

Stranger: nooo

You: Chrisss...he is win.

Stranger: am not radiohead

You: So Muse>Radiohead?

Stranger: i dont understand ?

You: Muse is greater than Radiohead.

Stranger: oh yes ..

You: You're a MUSER?!?!?!?!

Stranger: yes

You: YAY!

You: So you DO know who Matt is?

Stranger: Matthew No!!

You: Matthew Bellamy! :D

Stranger: what about him

You: Dunno I'm bored. What's up?

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how r u

You: a bit keck

You: you?

Stranger: fine

Stranger: whr u from ?

You: cydonia, you?

Stranger: india

You: nice

Stranger: so wat do u do

You: i'm a cydonian knight. you?

Stranger: i am indian king

You: wow

You: do you have a palace

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: a bigone

Stranger: how old are you ?

You: 18

Stranger: m 19

You: so...when the zetas fill the skies will our leaders tell us why?

Stranger: leaders dont no :p

You: don't they? oh dear

You: we're all kecked then

Stranger: i think so

You: cockminster

Stranger: wat do u do ?

You: i told you that already. i'm a knight of cydonia

Stranger: okie

Stranger: are you female khight

You: yes

Stranger: knight*

You: ah no, zetas!! i must go!!

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Stranger: hi

You: when the zetas fill the sky, will our leaders tell us why?

Stranger: girl or guy?

You: zeta

Stranger: oh

Stranger: wait

Stranger: what?

You: from Cydonia

Stranger: oh oh oh

Stranger: right

Stranger: I forgot

You: yeah

Stranger: I love Cydonians

You: my name's Matt

Stranger: oh

Stranger: I'm Katie

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 31

Stranger: oh

Stranger: I'm 18

You: but I'm in a band

Stranger: oh

Stranger: fun

You: yeah

You: you should check us out

You: we're called Muse

Stranger: okay

Stranger: You're muse.

Stranger: That's cool.

You: no I'm Matt

Stranger: oh

Stranger: right

Stranger: I know

You: don't forget

Stranger: but you're in muse

Stranger: I won't

You: sort of

Stranger: I'm so horny right now.

You: oh.

Stranger: uh,

Stranger: sorry If I make you feel uncomfortable

You: send naked pics

You: qua@aol.com

Stranger: well

Stranger: I don't want to rush into it that quick.

Stranger: but we could talk dirty and stuff

You: but I'm Matt fucking Bellamy!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello. How are you? asl?

Stranger: ?

You: hi

You: 18, f, cydonia

You: you?

Stranger: Hi there

Stranger: 20 m uk

Stranger: The region of mars

Stranger: ?

You: yes

Stranger: You are from mars? How wonderful. You are clearly a psycopath. With broadband.

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BEST OMEGLE EVER

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Stranger: hey

You: what the

Stranger: what the what?

You: KECK!

You: partayyy!

Stranger: KeK?

You: affirmative

Stranger: what typew of partayyy?

You: The Buke of Dom's Cockminster is Sacked.

You: a BUKE PARTAY!! wooot!

Stranger: ewwww

You: that's horrible.

You: you've hurt my feelings. ):

Stranger: im sorry?

Stranger: what can i do to make it up to you?

You: where are you from?

Stranger: USA

You: ): are you Dom?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: are you?

You: i seem to have lost him. ):

You: have you seen him anywhere?

Stranger: good luck finding him in here this place is huge

You: ): but i think he's in Cydonia!

You: ): and now his Cockminster's Buke is Sacked ):

Stranger: well then hes dead :(

You: NOWAI!!!!!!

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Stranger: Cydonia is on mars, so unless he can teleport...

Stranger: he's F'd

You: but he's got his TARDIS

Stranger: AAAAAAAH ok

Stranger: then he'll find you... at some point in time

You: i think i like you.

You: do you agree that Muse>radiohead?

Stranger: i do, though i never really liked radiohead

Stranger: <3 muse

(and then we talked random stuff after that, but i was so :awesome: that i found a muse fan!)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi.

Stranger: from#

Stranger: hi

You: Cydonia.

Stranger: o ne lan

Stranger: ebenin ami

You: The Buke of Dom's Cockminster is Sacked.

Stranger: led zeppelin desem

Stranger: sikdir simdi ya

You: Muse>Radiohead.

Stranger: 50 cent))pimp

Stranger: :)

You: Muse>>>>>>>50 Cent.

Stranger: ananasaldirdimbozukcikti

You: FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION!

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