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Dear Blee,

I have an acquaintance who takes ages to reply to txts. Literally days sometimes.

I don't know her that well so have no idea whether she's doing it deliberately or just has the thought process of an Ent.

What do you think?

Should I take a similarly long time to reply and risk simple conversations taking weeks to complete, or do I reply as normal and perhaps appear over-eager?

Ta,

Jon

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Dear Blee,

I have an acquaintance who takes ages to reply to txts. Literally days sometimes.

I don't know her that well so have no idea whether she's doing it deliberately or just has the thought process of an Ent.

What do you think?

Should I take a similarly long time to reply and risk simple conversations taking weeks to complete, or do I reply as normal and perhaps appear over-eager?

Ta,

Jon

 

Dear Jon,

 

Some people, like me, are just toss at replying to texts. Often, I will receive a text and then think "Oh, I will reply to that later when I can carefully consider what to say and not now when I'm at work/drunk/trying on shoes". Because I am scatty as fuck, however, (intelligent people usually are) I forget sometimes for days and then something random will trigger my memory and I text back.

 

Reply as normal. She probably isn't doing it on purpose. She just might also be a ditz.

 

Yours,

 

Bleefers. xx

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Dear Jon,

 

Some people, like me, are just toss at replying to texts. Often, I will receive a text and then think "Oh, I will reply to that later when I can carefully consider what to say and not now when I'm at work/drunk/trying on shoes". Because I am scatty as fuck, however, (intelligent people usually are) I forget sometimes for days and then something random will trigger my memory and I text back.

 

Reply as normal. She probably isn't doing it on purpose. She just might also be a ditz.

 

Yours,

 

Bleefers. xx

Thanks, normally I'd just be all 'OI I SENT YOU A MESSAGE, REPLY NAO I'M BORED' but it would be inappropriate in this case :rolleyes:

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Dear Blee

 

What are rainbows made of?

 

Tanx,

Poap

 

Water vapour and light refraction, if I remember correctly.

 

Dear Blee, you always reply to my texts quickly, does this mean we're married.

also, I have go-fast stripes on my penis. would you like a look?

 

There is no massively expensive ring on my finger, so no.

 

I keep saying yes, and you keep backing out Dipdip!

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oh yeah, it could be like Mrs Mills in the Style :LOL:

 

Someone at work finished today, she didn't want any kind of lunch, meeting or that kind of thing, told everyone she was finishing at 5.30 and crept out at 3.30.

 

Should we bother writing her abusive emails or is it just a waste of brain power?

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oh yeah, it could be like Mrs Mills in the Style :LOL:

 

Someone at work finished today, she didn't want any kind of lunch, meeting or that kind of thing, told everyone she was finishing at 5.30 and crept out at 3.30.

 

Should we bother writing her abusive emails or is it just a waste of brain power?

 

That's just the sort of thing I'm planning on doing when I get binned off in two weeks time. I'm being made redundant, I'm fucked if I'm celebrating it. Everyone can suck my ladyballs.

 

I might take a dump on the chairman's desk.

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That's just the sort of thing I'm planning on doing when I get binned off in two weeks time. I'm being made redundant, I'm fucked if I'm celebrating it. Everyone can suck my ladyballs.

 

I might take a dump on the chairman's desk.

Ooh. :(

 

Are you taking Robbie with you?

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That's just the sort of thing I'm planning on doing when I get binned off in two weeks time. I'm being made redundant, I'm fucked if I'm celebrating it. Everyone can suck my ladyballs.

 

I might take a dump on the chairman's desk.

 

I didn't expect her to celebrate it. Everyone knew she hates working here, it's one of the reasons she's leaving.

 

I didn't expect her to tell people she apparently likes that she'd finish at 5:30 and just sneak off leaving them coming into the tunnel the rest of the afternoon to say goodbye to her.

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Ooh. :(

 

Are you taking Robbie with you?

 

Nah, he was scrapped when we moved to the new office. We've got a built in air con unti now that likes to randomly turn itself off. :noey:

 

I didn't expect her to celebrate it. Everyone knew she hates working here, it's one of the reasons she's leaving.

 

I didn't expect her to tell people she apparently likes that she'd finish at 5:30 and just sneak off leaving them coming into the tunnel the rest of the afternoon to say goodbye to her.

 

Ah, that is a bit harsh. I'm just going to say a quick goodbye to people I like and bugger off in case I start crying or something ghey like that.

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oh yeah, it could be like Mrs Mills in the Style :LOL:

 

Someone at work finished today, she didn't want any kind of lunch, meeting or that kind of thing, told everyone she was finishing at 5.30 and crept out at 3.30.

 

Should we bother writing her abusive emails or is it just a waste of brain power?

 

She is probably just very shy, and/or extremely unhappy in her work. She might have problems that you don't know about. Forgive her.

 

Snore. I thought it was lucky charms and hugs. Science blows :(

 

So does your Mum.

 

Dear Blee

 

I can haz hugz?

 

Ade

 

Of course, petal :happy: *hugs*

 

Dear Blee,

 

Where do babies come from?

 

Luffs

Hannah

 

The deepest, darkest depths of hell, they breed these little shitmachines who will ruin your life, touch your stuff, and stop you going out.

 

Use protection, bb.

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Dear Blee,

 

I feel your thread needs just as much attention as Kev's. I find it weird we live SO close but have never bumped into each other. If you ever want to mingle in the Bless (best pub in Derby trufax) or look at eyeshadow or throw things at emo's you're honestly more than welcome, honestly.

 

Tash

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