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NME - "Muse's Dom Howard staples fake money to performer's arse"

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First NME removes the article... then this one cuts off mid-sentence... :shifty:

 

Doesn't end mid-sentence for me but

Don Howard

 

And repetition of some details has made me concluded that the writer may have been involved with the fake cocaine thing. :LOL: But quite the odd party if you ask me. :stunned: Parties aren't my sort of thing, what more if it's this bizarre. Well, whatever Muse.

 

Wouldn't the Illuminati approve of a party like this?

 

Probably. Though Matt would probably name the group "Guiding Light" and soon we'll have propaganda as to how we'll be saved by the Guiding Light and start a one-world government governed by cheesy lines and over the top rock songs.

 

FURTHER EDIT : With goats taking care of administrative matters. Dom will choose Leopard Print as the official flag.

Edited by Raiga Kagekami

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Wouldn't the Illuminati approve of a party like this?

 

Yes, but they wouldn't want it getting out into the public, lol.

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HAHAHAHA join date. :)

 

i joined today just to tell all the fans it was a laugh xo

 

Nah, I'm just surprised no one had made this name yet. I'll probably be banned in the next ten minutes and Muse'll send me angry emails and hate me forever :(

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Hey while you're still MB I have a few bones to pick with about not playing the guitar anymore...

 

:LOL:

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Hey while you're still MB I have a few bones to pick with about not playing the guitar anymore...

 

:LOL:

 

Keep it a secret but on the next album the only instrument I play is a theremin.

All future gigs will be on theremin.

Theremuse.

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Keep it a secret but on the next album the only instrument I play is a theremin.

All future gigs will be on theremin.

Theremuse.

 

I might be ok with this...

 

Oh, and the flashier and more controversial the party... the less you notice the NWO taking control... :ninja:

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Theremuse, eh? Go for it!

 

Fwiw, at least part of the original story appears to be untrue. So put away your staplers pitchforks, partially at least:

 

An Apology

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Keep it a secret but on the next album the only instrument I play is a theremin.

All future gigs will be on theremin.

Theremuse.

 

wtf is a theremin? It sounds like something morgan should be playing.

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wtf is a theremin? It sounds like something morgan should be playing.

 

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Keep it a secret but on the next album the only instrument I play is a theremin.

All future gigs will be on theremin.

Theremuse.

 

perhaps you could pinch Jean Michel Jarre's laser harp for the tour

 

[YT]

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http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/28/rockers-muse-entertain-guests-with-a-x-rated-sm-theme-party-including-cocaine-dwarves-and-a-bearded-lady-striptease-3811078/

 

so her name is Bambi Blue :LOL:

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My favourite thing out of all this is the Daily Mail apparently missing a significant portion of Muse's earlier career by implying wild parties are out of character for Matt :chuckle:

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Both NME and The Sun have taken down their articles on this - I wonder why?

 

Probably because of this:

 

Kate Hudson - An Apology

 

On May 27, 2013 we published an article which claimed that Kate Hudson stubbed out a cigar on a circus performer’s tongue at an after-party for a Muse concert, as part of a performance act.

 

It has now emerged that the story is false, and has now been removed from EntertainmentWise.com.

 

We apologise to Ms Hudson and her family for any distress caused by this story.

 

 

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/115998/Kate-Hudson-Stubs-Out-Cigar-On-Womans-Tongue-At-Muse-Gig-Afterparty

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Kate the buzz kill. lol.

 

At least it justifies our reaction. It seems that the alleged action of stubbing out a cigar on someone's tongue is not something that is seen as okay by Kate's PR people either.

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