FabriPav Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Noel Gallagher = god yea ofc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meep Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 She asked for it. Lurkers have feelings too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Lurkers have feelings too Let's sing about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sade Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Sometimes it's just funny reading insults done is a creative way/clever quips, you know? Liam: On La Roux: "No way, mate. She's got man hands." (NME, August 2009). On Franz Ferdinand: "You look at [Alex Kapranos] and the singer from Right Said Fred. It's the same person! he's just gone on the Atkins diet and grown his hair." (NME, 2005). On Florence Welch: “I'm sure she's a nice girl, but she sounds like someone's stood on her fucking foot. I'm not having someone with ginger hair making music. I'm not going down that road.” (XFM, February 2010) On Muse: “Muse fucking scare me. They're like fucking creepy shit. But people like 'em. They at least play guitars, but when I hear his voice I'm like, Ah, fuck him.” (GQ, June 2011 Noel: On NME: “If you see an NME journalist at any of the gigs (and let's face it, they're pretty easy to spot; they don't stray far from hospitality, wear God-awful clothes - particularly the shoes - got dreadful hair and that kind of “mug me” look about them), give 'em a clip round the earhole from me and tell 'em to behave.” (MySpace, June 2009) On credibility: "Jack White has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club. And he looks like Zorro on doughnuts. He's supposed to be the poster boy for the alternative way of thinking... I'm not having that, that's fucking wrong. Particularly Coca-Cola, it's like doing a fucking gig for McDonald's." (NME, December 2005) On Liam: “He’s rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup.” (Q, April 2009) On Thom Yorke: “No matter how much you sit there twiddling, going, 'We're all doomed', at the end of the day people will always want to hear you play 'Creep'. Get over it.” (The Daily Telegraph, February 2007) (My personal favourite: ) On Keane: “I feel sorry for Keane. No matter how hard they try they’ll always be squares. Even if one of them started injecting heroin into onto his cock people would go ‘Yeah but your dad was a vicar, good night’.” (Herald Sun, October 2008). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 "He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FabriPav Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I really love Noel's digs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyduh Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 On Liam: “He’s rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup.” (Q, April 2009) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HannahG123 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I love and hate Noel at the same time. He's a bastard and a prick but he's hilarious and I love his music. As for Dom smoking an electric cig it's just nice he's clearly taking efforts to stop smoking. Yano how NME likes to exaggerate things, Noel likes NOONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DifferentPerson Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I love and hate Noel at the same time. He's a bastard and a prick but he's hilarious and I love his music. As for Dom smoking an electric cig it's just nice he's clearly taking efforts to stop smoking. Yano how NME likes to exaggerate things, Noel likes NOONE Who the hell is this Noone you keep going on about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HannahG123 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Who the hell is this Noone you keep going on about? Noel's alter ego Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic. Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Has anyone else seen this yet ?? http://www.nme.com/news/noel-gallagher/69067 The mans a joke. Going nowhere so all he does now is pretend to be hard and talk down to other musicians. Great way to end a very boring career, featuring the same three chords and monotonous drone from a pair of wasters. If he really was that cool. He wouldn't be at the brits they are for kids. Then he wouldn't talk to NME .. ABOUT the brits to get attention.. FROM KIDS ! Hasn't he always done stuff like this? It's not a particularly new thing from him. Stop being butthurt You seem upset. EDIT: Fucking hell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maksh8 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 NME just want to create controversy, to get more visitors to their site. http://www.ehow.com/how_2125700_create-controversy-media-attention.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic. Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I love and hate Noel at the same time. He's a bastard and a prick but he's hilarious and I love his music. As for Dom smoking an electric cig it's just nice he's clearly taking efforts to stop smoking. Yano how NME likes to exaggerate things, Noel likes NOONE Maybe he just wanted to smoke indoors and couldn't be arsed to go outside, I swear someone mentioned recently they met him and he was drunk failing to light a cigarette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HannahG123 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Maybe he just wanted to smoke indoors and couldn't be arsed to go outside, I swear someone mentioned recently they met him and he was drunk failing to light a cigarette Probably just gave in to Gallagher's peer pressure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrieB Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Sometimes it's just funny reading insults done is a creative way/clever quips, you know? On Muse: “Muse fucking scare me. They're like fucking creepy shit. But people like 'em. They at least play guitars, but when I hear his voice I'm like, Ah, fuck him.” (GQ, June 2011 Didn't Muse reply to this one? I seem to remember something being said on one of the Gallagher brothers at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverickmak Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 He's just being himself. Always says what's on his mind, in an industry full of bull****ers. He just is disillusioned with how the British music industry has gone, and to be honest, I agree with him. Its pretty dire (with few noticeable exceptions). And if 'going nowhere' is enjoying his life with his family on the back of a recent successful arena tour, off the back of a (very good) new album, then I want to be 'going nowhere' at his age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mskatie Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 This is the opposite of non-smokers getting righteous and holier than thou with smokers, except this is more amusing than irritating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMuseSmurf Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 And to be fair, the man's got a point. Muse were better when they were high on shrooms and wearing slipknot masks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FabriPav Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 And to be fair, the man's got a point. Muse were better when they were high on shrooms and wearing slipknot masks. Back when they used to play real music and not this electronic shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sade Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I guess we have Matt's reply to the story on twitter: Dom took Noel's lyrics "I want to live I don't want to die", "maybe I just want to breath"and "you and I are gonna live forever" literally. He's switching to real cigarettes based on Noel's apparent U-turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bells Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Back when they used to play real music and not this electronic shit I know you're taking the piss, but, that's right, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrieB Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I guess we have Matt's reply to the story on twitter: Yeah, he's funny. I didn't understand what Matt meant by the last bit. Maybe he meant to put "electronic" rather than "real". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Yeah, he's funny. I didn't understand what Matt meant by the last bit. Maybe he meant to put "electronic" rather than "real". I don't think you got the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrieB Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I don't think you got the joke. Yeah maybe not. I got the reference of the song titles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Yeah maybe not. I got the reference of the song titles. And you still thought it was funny without even getting the joke? The joke is that Dom was trying to stop smoking, and Noel had a dig at him for it. To which Matt replied that Dom was only trying to extend his life, therefore the Oasis lyrics. The rest should be obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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