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Found this on Google News

 

http://www.hecklerspray.com/glenn-beck-is-muses-biggest-fan-which-means-that-muse-fans-are-all-mental/201156376.php

 

 

Glenn Beck Is Muse’s Biggest Fan, Which Means That Muse Fans Are All Mental

 

We’ve had our run-ins with Muse fans on countless occasions in the past. We were all set to apologise to them this morning… then we found out that Muse are just desperately unlucky with the fans they attract. Every single on of them are absolutely mental.

 

And the tenuous proof? Well, one of Muse’s biggest fans is Glenn Beck. That means, if you like Muse, you’re a right-wing nutjob.

 

So Muse fans, feel free to confess that you agree with Beck by saying that you’re “thinking about killing Michael Moore” or that you believe Barack Obama is “a racist” and has a “deep-seated hatred for white people”.

 

 

That’s right kids! When Glenn Beck listens to Muse, the words of Matt Bellamy really speak to him. Beck understands that “Muse are English Libertarians” (whatever that means) and really identifies with the message of the group. So when he says things like…

 

 

“When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I’m just like, ‘Oh shut up’ I’m so sick of them because they’re always complaining.”

 

…he may well have been inspired by Muse! That’s great isn’t it?

 

And now, Glenn Beck wants to weep uncontrollably about how great Muse were when they played ‘Uprising’ at the Grammy Awards.

 

In Beck’s eyes, the song is…

 

“a call for revolution”

 

As all Muse fans will agree, Beck has noted that Europeans have had it bad for a long time.

 

“Europeans have been degraded for a very long time. Really, since the beginning of time. They have had very few glimpses of real freedom.”

 

So he loved the fact that Muse were rallying against the machinery of the Western World! A world that, in Beck’s sobbing, damp eyes (and therefore, every Muse fan on the planet), is filled with pesky do-gooders bleating on about global warming (something Muse must agree with, what with them flying around in jet planes all the time and putting on stage-shows that are so large that they are actually powered by the tears of polar bears watching their natural habitat melt away beneath their feet, at a rate of one square mile per guitar solo).

 

And while some of you Muse fans may be tickled at the notion of these two seemingly disparate camps having anything in common, you have to admit, Muse fans, Muse themselves and Glenn Beck all share a fondness for stirring up stories about supposed apocalyptic futures, eh?

 

Have a listen to Beck wanking-off over the band and blurting everywhere about how much he loves the imagery of Muse’s songs.

 

Maybe Matt Bellamy is going to call his baby with Kate Hudson ‘Little Glenn’?

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That site has some kind of vendetta against Muse and Muse fans. :chuckle: It's funny in a pathetic way.

Eg.

Muse Want To Reach For The Stars Just Like S Club 7

 

Ok, we’re sorry. Honestly, we can’t apologise enough to the legions of Muse fans that we might have accidentally upset with our throwaway comments. Recently, there have been a few choice accusations of calling Muse a poor carbon copy of Radiohead – you know that band that awkwardly reinvented their own sound from OK Computer to Kid A and that marketing campaign called In Rainbows?

 

Obviously we’re the fools. After a bit of research, have we realised that Muse aren’t influenced by Radiohead. God no, instead it’s all been a case of mistaken identity. S Club 7 are who inspire Muse on a daily basis!

http://www.hecklerspray.com/muse-want-to-reach-for-the-stars-just-like-s-club-7/201154770.php

 

 

Hey! Mental Muse Fans! Kate Hudson Says She Isn’t Married To Stupid Matt Bellamy!

 

 

Let us get this right, Muse fans. Matt Bellamy can do no wrong, right? He’s gifted, smart and beautiful… yet… Kate Hudson is controlling him like a puppet and he’s daft enough to fall for her entrapment baby games, right?

 

http://www.hecklerspray.com/hey-mental-muse-fans-kate-hudson-says-she-isnt-married-to-stupid-matt-bellamy/201155544.php

 

Kate Hudson Is Having Another Baby With That Idiot From Muse

 

As shown on these very pages, time and time and time again, Muse fans are the most humourless, dreary music fans who ever lived. And so, their joyless, futile lives are about to be lifted briefly with the news that Matt Bellamy’s wife, Kate Hudson, is impregnated with his seed.

http://www.hecklerspray.com/kate-hudson-is-having-another-baby-with-that-idiot-from-muse/201154996.php

 

 

http://www.hecklerspray.com/muse-to-be-banned-in-australia-and-not-because-theyre-rubbish/201054360.php

 

http://www.hecklerspray.com/muse%E2%80%99s-next-album-is-destined-to-be-crap/201053965.php

 

http://www.hecklerspray.com/radiohead-to-release-invariably-turgid-the-king-of-limbs-later-this-week-muse-already-copying-ideas-from-it/201156117.php

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That site has some kind of vendetta against Muse and Muse fans. :chuckle: It's funny in a pathetic way.

 

They're Muse fan-baiting and people are stupid enough to take it seriously.

 

They only write that stuff because they know they'll get an angry reaction from a certain section of the Muse fanbase (mostly the very young ones, I suspect). the more of a reaction they get, the more of this stuff they'll write :rolleyes:

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It's not a very well written joke, which makes it a bad joke to me. And it's not a very original angle either.

 

No, it's not particularly funny or original, but I doubt the guy who wrote it actually believed a word of what he was saying.

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Matt wanted the band to fly in on jetpacks to Wembley? :LOL: Maffoo :happy:

and the UFO with the womb, ahaha. imagine Chris asking his wife.

she'd be like :erm: no, Chris, that's bloody ridiculous.

and then Tom says "but i'm sure Chris will be popping a few more out soon" :LOL:

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Matt wanted the band to fly in on jetpacks to Wembley? :LOL: Maffoo :happy:

and the UFO with the womb, ahaha. imagine Chris asking his wife.

she'd be like :erm: no, Chris, that's bloody ridiculous.

and then Tom says "but i'm sure Chris will be popping a few more out soon" :LOL:

 

You sure you've got the right thread? ;)

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They're Muse fan-baiting and people are stupid enough to take it seriously.

 

They only write that stuff because they know they'll get an angry reaction from a certain section of the Muse fanbase (mostly the very young ones, I suspect). the more of a reaction they get, the more of this stuff they'll write :rolleyes:

 

Yeah just ignore it.

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Meh. It's a tripe article but, despite exageration of the highest order, there is a good point in there, somewhere amidst the shocking wording.

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And the tenuous proof? Well, one of Muse’s biggest fans is Glenn Beck. That means, if you like Muse, you’re a right-wing nutjob.

 

Yeah, um... how could you read this and not instantly realise that the article is bait?

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“Europeans have been degraded for a very long time. Really, since the beginning of time. They have had very few glimpses of real freedom.”

 

:LOL:

 

I know Beck is far from representative of Americans, but come on fella... get back to us when your country is free enough that it can put Charles Darwin on its banknotes.

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