You guys know this all a giant hoax, right? I can't believe some people believe this. Ok, you had me when you caught the confetti and tasted it. But then your story just evolved into such ridiculous proportions that it is parallel to a bloody fairy tale. You tried taking MDMA and washing your mouth out with shampoo? I can't wait to see what's next in your story.
You may be a funny storyteller and all, but are you seriously thinking I'm going to believe this garbage? I'm sorry to be a buzzkill to everyone, but you all have to be quite thick to believe this is all a true story.