Enter At Own Risk

I hope you and your friend enjoy those select few moments of epic sexiness. I know i'm drooling on my laptop.

Hi there

I used to be addicted to the PMT but to keep up takes way to much time so I usually just look at the last 10 or so pages when online, I used to be a major part of the thread but most of the oldies are gone and the newbies are different. Idk.

Matt will make all your problems disappear. How? You will be so busy crushing on him that you won’t notice when they resolve themselves.

And like you said- we have each other (and Matt). That is all we need

I’m very glad you are screening these pics before posting. Its clearly the most efficient way. Okay, well coming right up! And you made a very very silly mistake right there. You did not give me a number. So I went MAD!!!!!!!! Really. Wait and see. Now I hope you find them sexy enough, but all these pics are what I love about Matt.

Its true. A friend of a friend of mine told me. And! When Matt Bellamy moved to lake como is eyes gave the lake an inferiority complex.

It would be magnificent to have been there for all of Muse. But that would not work because 11yr old me didn’t care about Music like I do now.

I need to go through my pics and eliminate the ones I don’t love. I have a lot that I could do without.

My parents are lovely, but don’t get me wrong they let me know if something isn’t good. Eg. I am one of those sisters that tells my little brother what to do. I really can’t help it, I see him doing something wrong and I tell him. My parents are all ‘who is the mother?’ But really if they said something I would not have to stop myself. I know, but I am so sensitive. Once (when I was chunky) my dad said my face was like Bert Newtons. I cried my eyes out, it did nothing but I felt better and he felt rotten for it.

I wasn’t sure you would resist.

It is nice to have someone to chat too. I like being at work and thinking I might have an email or message from you. I look forward to it.

Thank goodness for that! How could you not love those eyes? I think I devoted a month of my life staring at them

That pic is the whitest I have and that is the one the PMTers were posting as the pic related to that interview. Dom looked really bad when he was young I think.

That awards pic is totally one of my favourites. I love his hair, shirt, pants, all of it.

Woo! Party! You are devoted We shall have so much fun! Wait til you see my next messages! You will die.

This is the only one i have of Matt with the whitish hair, i have heaps of a concert not long after where it turned more yellowish.

And some of my favorites right now. Some are very big so enjoy!

What I don’t get is how falling for Matt right now is a problem? It was always there, I just helped you unearth it. And I know you love it Please explain how it is a prob- crushing on Matt takes no time or effort.

I dunno, Matt has a powerful effect on women. He once visited the Virgin Islans, when he left they were called just ‘The Islands.’

6 months isn’t soon enough :’(

Maybe I will! We will have to wait and see.

Its funny how you like different things from different era’s, I love how all of them have shaped him into becoming the man that he is now.

A Matt gallery sounds like heaven! I am so glad I have a massive HD.

The PMT is very tame compared to when I started on there. It is mostly ‘nice cheekbones, look at those lips etc’ and too much chat for my liking. I’m sure she will like it. (as will u)

I don’t believe it You aren’t a cow to me and that is fine If my mother ever swore at me I would cry my eyes out! I’m such a baby, but my parents don’t really say mean things to me. And when they do, they say it nicely.

You watched

He is singing Isolation now because it gets in my head.

It does not sound the same saying we will always have email and stuff… but I like it still.

YES! NSC just came on shuffle. I love this song

Msg 2:

I laughed at the vid too, Matt is unknowingly hilarious. He gets hung up on details. I want to be that cameraman Then you would know intrusive Did I just say that?!?!?

I do have pics of the yellow/blonde/white hair. I’ll post some. I could not stop watching his fingers in that interview.

Msg 3:

Oh man! I love that first one, I have it somewhere in pretty good quality but nowhere near that big and the one with his tongue poking out! I have that too Matt is so adorable in those screencaps You subconsciously knew you would need them one day!

To get you back I’m gonna post some of my current favs!

Wow! I always copy it into word, turn off my net connection and type away. My net credit is just too precious.

Oooh confession! Maybe it’s you have really fallen for Matt. I’mma gonna keep speculating about everything it could possibly be and then when you tell I’ll be ‘is that all?’ cos it won’t compare to everything I have thought up Edit: I guessed it LOL

Don’t you mean G-rated for now? *evil laugh* Poor girl will be thoroughly corrupted.

I’ll just watch the Yee Haw in TiRO @ HAARP again

I would have come to Brissy for this concert but I thought I had better wean my parents into it, so maybe next tour.

I knew what you were doing! But btw, the shirt is awesome.

I’m here for you Erica. Anything you need, I will be there. Matt will not leave you either. I have told of pictures if you fall into withdrawal or simply need a pic me up. You can count on me

Haha I was going to say like drugs but thought u might think I am too creepy! I once had this extensive photo gallery and deleted it and then I wanted it back Now I put it on my portable hard drive just in case.

If I see her in the PMT I will say hi, but like i said, I just browse and save the new pics. Maybe you could do it together the first time? Ease into it.

Awwwww. Aren’t you the darndest considerate gal? I don’t deserve it.

So now you can stop pretending to suffer. Got it

He was giggling. He was so typically Matt, repeating himself, flying his hands around. Linky here if ur interested

[Haha My brother just ran into my room singing the Artic Tundra song from Mighty Boosh wearing all red like ‘a human coke can’ hilarious.]

Oooh. Okay. Fair enough. I won’t be an evil cow, so it’s all good

I know! Some people I know don’t get my sarcasm and go all and then I have to explain You are awesome like that. M-rated That’s how we roll.

Maybe we will, if not, we will always have muse.mu. (I so wish I could have said Paris.)

G’day!

No prob for the pics.

Your friends response was funny How could she not love those pics?

I have photo’s of Matt in hats, and a vid of him saying Yee-haw but no cowboys hats. Oh well.

You are so sweet to be so kind to me! You are so lovely!!! We might meet one day for a concert. I’d love to come to Brissy one day for a concert.

Shirt analysis? What shirt analysis? Did you really think I would be physically capable of posting on one?

I agree. You cannot saturate your friend with all that hotness! You have to wean her onto it so that before she knows it she is dependant on the hotness The PMT is not as great as it was, mostly it is the Europeans chatting and posting old pics. I just check in for new pics.

Wow! It must be a big thing for her to do then!

I used to be very conservative! Until I found Matt that is. I hope I can help your friend. It would be funny if for some reasons she just didn’t like me.

You really cannot call it suffering anymore, unless you are masochistic.

LOL I thought Muse should have gotten every award The last vid I saw was on Matt interviewing for the Hove Festival yesterday He was so adorable, facepalming and giggling.

LOL A few months will be nothing after all that time.

I do the same LOL But if you leave me you have to say bye! We have been thru too much together That is unless I become some evil cow You don’t have to finish that sentence; I know where it is going It does help tho.

I am glad you find me funny! Not just anyone gets my humour!

Free hugs! I’ll remember that! It is strange how well u can get to know someone without really knowing them tho.

<3 Hullabaloo Matteh

Oh dear, that was very evil! I searched for that picture!

Think about all the stuff I have going on that I told you about… I’m chatting to you cos I want to I am rarely bored I have so much to do I stay up late every day doing it all. Talking to you is near the top of my list.

I shall post it for you because I want you to fall for Matt more shirt analysis is very important.

I won’t have a problem if your love comes and goes because I know you will love him after your gig.

Your poor friend will not know what hit her when she goes in there!

10 hullabaloo pics? Done. I’ll do them in another message. Cheers!

I am glad you are enjoying your suffering.

We are one of a kind. We are not sheep who follow the pack.

It would be disappointing for me you mean! All that rivalry! I liked the whole war for sexiest male this year between Matt and Dom it was hilarious.

It’s out there now. You have to live with it.

I know! I suppose it is the British way, along with all the slang.

Oooh so I would not even get a ‘’goodbye you are a loser’’ email? I hope you mean that it is worth putting up with the Matt talk to talk to me

Thanks! The other day I was replying to you and my mum came in and was all ‘Why are you so happy?’ You put a smile on my face

I really am pretty dodgy with my photoshoping but I am glad you like it anyway. Virtual good deeds are very hard I agree. All my ideas are gone!

Hi There!

What cowboy hat? Where? Where? Where? I shall search the ends of the earth for this.

I try and be open minded but it is easier said then done. My friend came out after knowing her about 6 years and then she changed heaps, so lots to deal with at once.

Bwahaha. You are more than tolerable Think I would bother chatting to you if you were only tolerable?

Oh dear. I know exactly which pic you mean. One of those is actually the background on my phone right now I’ll never stop until mission accomplished.

Sure, just for the music Ah Love Boat. Thought it might have been something else.

I love random chats. And you don’t need a guy like that- one that actually has a life away from the board. Disgraceful. I wonder what its like…

Well, fine don’t agree. But I maintain you are nice so there. Suffer.

You can talk about what you like But I’ll admit I don’t enjoy looking at Mr. Yorke.

Everyone else is all “What do you think? Yea, same. Etc, etc.” We are “Wait a minute- you need to hear my opinion before you go any further.”

I adore Dom and Chris’ music ability, but I’m afraid that is all. Probably the way ti should be.

You wrote it. I have proof.

At least Matt does not have a complete potty mouth. He doesn’t swear like other people I have heard.

You can’t avoid him as long as you talk to me You might feel you have to let me go

You make my day with your nice compliments *hugs*

I suppose, I follow the whole ‘do onto others as you want them to do to you,’ but don’t worry about it. Editing my work is plenty of thanks. Look at it that way But hey, if you can get Matt to call me, I won’t object.

Hey!

That is certainly true!

I wouldn’t love you any less I know this girl who was a good friend and then one day I found out that she was a lesbian. I still like her but things are not like they were. So it does change things even if you don’t want it to. Been in a situation like that?

Well aren’t we just lovely

You know what gig I am talking about! They are so fabulous those pics! Matt is so fine in hullabaloo. You are making me want to watch it again! What is this LB you talk about?

I can’t believe he just went away. Hmph. Rude. I only talk to a few guys really. It is weird how you can get a crush on someone you don’t really know.

I’m not betting my Muse cd’s on anything. I have a big collection that cost me hundreds and I will never part with it. Ever. Let’s just agree we are both nice people shall we?

Dramatic is my middle name. I don’t despise Radiohead as much as it sounds. I don’t know them enough to make a decision about them. But you see strangely, sometimes I make a decision on something that I don’t want to like so I don’t give it a chance if that makes sense. But the songs by Radiohead I have heard, I didn’t like.

If you talked like I did about Matt it actually wouldn’t bother me. I am not offended by people who dislike Matt because it is one less person I am up against Aren’t we both very opinionated?

I loved that joke. I remembered it today and had a little giggle.

I hope so too, but a lot can change in 3 years or however long it takes for them to have a break, cut a new record and tour. I know their tour will be the best thing I have ever seen.

I understand random things all the time. Like I will finally get a joke I heard a week ago or things like that. You can love Dom more than Matt if you want, less competition for me

I guess most people who swear don’t notice it. I suppose you get used to it. I wish Matt didn’t swear

Indeed. You are falling into my traps perfectly

I know I didn’t have to do it, but I thought of it and wanted to do it for you. Thanks I am very glad you like it!

Don’t be silly! You don’t have to do a thing for me! You loving it is thanks enough!

Only 99.9% sure. Do you mean to say there is a chance of doubt in there?

I can try with my education But I won’t. I like you how you are. Invincible + Micro Cuts hate included

I can picture those really hot picks in my head now. There will defs be one from hullabaloo shirtless and a certain gig where Matt is very sweaty but hot. Your friend may have a heart attack. Warn her please.

LOL I know what you mean. There are so many people on here I ‘love.’ I just hope the guys don’t get the wrong idea and turn up on my doorstep I might just freak out. But I can imagine what you are like in person. Lovely

Ummm… lets see Thom Yorke makes me want to eat my own eyeballs. I don’t like him one bit. No reason- maybe the Radiohead comparisons when Muse are clearly better did it. *looses oxygen, can’t breathe…. one ragged breathe….* Okay I won’t die on you, but as you can see I nearly did.

Okay that was cruel. I nearly die ^^^ and then you crack a funny like that! I nearly woke up the whole house laughing at Matt’s list of faults. I was so ready to defend them all too

I am worried that when Muse return to Aust (and they will ) I won’t get to see them for some unknown reason so I am getting the most out of this visit.

You realised did you? You are a funny girl Erica. Doesn’t do it for me, but whatever floats your boat

Did you swear? I didn’t notice it.

I really hope there is drool. That would be epic

It may not be part of your plan, but it is part of mine

And a little pressie for you:

(just in case you get sick of your sig before 6 months are up

Glad to hear it! I also honour my promises.

It is freezing here too. I am wearing 5 layers just on my top half and still feel a chill in my back. Cute how you clarify you are not bi

I grew up listening to Queen, so they are up the top of my favs too. Your taste does not make u an idiot It just means you need to me educate you more

All pics of Matt are really sexy. I thought be established that? LOL I actually have a few in mind that are really

I cannot be persuaded to like anything. I either love it or despise it. She will adore Matt when we are finished!

I am ‘truly’ a fan of so much stuff. I am a very dedicated person.

I am actually very blonde at times. Wait wait wait wait. I was going to let that comment go. I was going to attempt to. But I can’t

the cuteness of Thom Yorke

I might just die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like your desctiption of the perfect man! It was hilarious. Mine is a lot easier. Matt.

I will only be at a hotel for the Sydney gig. For the Melbourne one (I am going twice now! I got tickets to both nights ) I will be driving into Melbourne for both days. Camping is gross.

YAY! I look forward to getting those photos in six months! I leave for Sydney at about 5.30 am on the 9/12. So I will defs get to see your piccys I will share mine with you too from THREE gigs. So happy!

You changed your av! Is it that guy of Doctor Who? I don’t really like that show or him. We are so different and get along so well it is crazy. You can change your sig u know, I won’t be offended!

Cute warning! I thought they would do it You better fall in love too! & No prob.

Here are the pics. You said not too make them too hot etc but i really can't tell the difference because he is handsome in all of them. If you don't like any just let me know. I tried to get pics from different eras, come live, some photoshoots, screencaps and normal.

Hope you like them & they are right for what you want

Wow. You are serious!

Aww thanks *hugs*

Bowie over Muse! I’d pick Muse over everything!

I’m strangely not bothered by guys atm, because Matt is all I think about. No one compares.

LOL She needs help to fall for Matt again 10 pics huh. I can do that, the problem will be limiting myself to 10. I’ll try to get pics that cover lots of aspects of his hotness. And no worries!

I don’t mind if you forget! You are very kind. I think for the moment I am satisfied with my Musey fiction. Maybe I should think about writing something serious and see how it turns out.

A fan is still a fan, you are a true fan of Bowie correct? Muse just does not have every element for you.

You would be surprised at the rubbish I can take. I get abused daily by people when I have done nothing wrong. Maybe you will be lucky and post something harsh when I am having a blonde say and I won’t get that it is actually an insult!

I am the same. I appreciate how I was brought up. After all they are just doing their best. If anything, restrictions have made me a better person.

One day we should We will come home and be all “Meet my handsome Husband, Matt and Erica’s man *insert name here* ”

I don’t really like the beach. I never had the kind of body for it, so I would stay covered up and feel awkward and it is go ingrained I still hate it. My parents idea of a holiday is camping in the bush without proper showers I like fancy hotel holidays. I have only done it once when I paid. I hope you enjoy your holiday! My holiday will be all around my Muse concerts.

Promise me you will try to take photos of your concert and share them with me?

LOL I am a bad influence on you if you change your av so soon The girl looks cool Matt is just so great for an av:happy:

I’m going to get on those pics for you

Promise me you would!

I say I am creepy and obsessed and you say dedicated. I like it.

You are a funny girl with your invincible hate

I don’t like anyone like I like Matt which is sad. There is a guy at work I don’t mind looking at but I rarely see him and I think he has a gf. So, whatever.

Looking forward to helping you out if I can.

Dunno what QTAC or VTAC is. I’m in Victoria an hour from Melbourne. Good on you for doing creating writing! I’d love to do it. I saw there is a course like that at a training place near home and considered it briefly. But I don’t think anything I write would be published or bought if it was.

Wow. I can’t pick a fav Muse song. All I can do is pick on song per album that isn’t my fav

Aww. You should keep the name if you like it, but I get that you wouldn’t want you kid being picked on. My fam hates the names I picked but I don’t care.

I will never do anything wrong then. *quakes in my boots* I’m only inwardly rude. I rarely say it, only around family I guess.

I’d never get a tattoo! I actually don’t like them either

My parents wouldn’t let me watch Simpsons growing up. So much stuff I couldn’t see. Oh well.

We could go to England together husband hunting

I’m really not! It just looks that way. But I do love the reading. I’d die to go away that close to the gig. I refuse to go on hols with my family. We use to go on hols like very month until I was 14. So I am sick of their type of holidays so I stay home and have the place to myself At least you get updates. I can’t wait to know who is supporting them.

You’re not boring, I have routines for things. Just not my av What does your current one say about you? It looks like a barbie to me Mine says Matt is Hot and I love him. I think.

You would be my hero if you managed that!

You have a talent where you make thing that are not necessarily good sound fine Its wicked.

I'm back! It would be a lot cooler if I could get Bells to announce that, but anyways...

It’s a great song. Really old tho.

I was having fun I’m excited your classes are changing. Which ones did you pick?

I love UD. *hugs* I’m only so sweet cos your so kind.

Hardesty is very unique. Most the names you have suggested are where as mine are old classic ones. If you give him a nickname others will just use that

I can’t imagine you being a cow. I’m really nice to everyone generally. At work yesterday one of my friends said that ‘its genetically impossible to not like me.’ I was all “Awww ”

No sign. I’ll tattoo it to my forehead “Muse songs are powerful!”

Why didn’t your mum let you watch titanic? That’s odd Even my parents let me watch it if I fast forwarded the painting scene. I’m not offended.

I am currently working on making all men like Matt, so I can be satisfied. Mum said yesterday, they only way I will find a man is if I go to England and become a groupie

Poor thing being behind! Today I had not been online for a few days and I had 18 pages of reading to catch up on, 4 people to reply to and all the threads I frequent. Its getting more and more. But I can’t cut anything out, I enjoy it all too much.

I change my av so much. I get sick of looking at the same thing. I don’t know how people can keep the same one for so long! I have fun doing it, going through my pics for a newbie.

Take care!

But I like being dramatic

Maybe I would win ‘creepy fan who has saved the most pictures’ of the year.

I don’t love Naboo, sometimes he is funny like the whole ‘i’ll turn my back on you’ skit, but that it for me. Noel & Julian are way cooler.

Argh. All this talk of dreams, now I have Dream by the Everly brothers in my head.

So have you decided to leave law? What will you study at UNI ( ) then?

I hope we both have great lives and get all our heart desires I really do. *hugs*

I like the names you picked. Esp Tristan. Most of the names I like I use in my fiction. If I have kids I’m naming my boy James (insert husbands father or granfather name-whichever is cooler) and my girl will be Elizabeth Rose. I also like the names Chelsea, Amelia, Emily, Aenalise. You can name your last boy Sarah. I tried to convince one of the preggers girls at work that

LOL @ you calling those guys wankers. It was priceless. Haha They don’t know what they are missing out on

I think I am too scared to put myself out there hence the singleness.

Muse songs really are powerful. Do you need me to say it a few more times?

OH! You laughed at Titanic! I love that movie so much its not funny. I don’t love him as much as others but if he is in a movie I’ll watch it for him.

Matt is setting an incredibly high standard for other men in my life

True, its like that saying that you demoralise your enemy the most by being a better person. Until I pull out the rotting fish carcass.

Thanks! I thought it was funny, but I want to change it again

Okay. I’ll try not to apologise.

Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe I overreacted a little?

I know I don’t have to help, but if I can I will I can’t help have so much. I just see something I like and save it. And I happen to really like Matt Glad you don’t find my stalkerish tendencies scary.

I’d love to meet the Boosh too. I cannot believe that Naboo is Noel’s brother. They are way to different.

Your sister sounds awesome!

That’s what we all do. Dream.

I would love to study writing and literature. At least you have only done this course for like a year or so, then you have not wasted as much money. Do what makes you happy. Its still a dream of mine to write something and have it published.

Cheers! Cannot wait to meet little Sarah in the future. Types of food! Tell me I won’t be meeting any kids called Lasagne or Meat Pie? LOL

My brother is an ending-spoiler too. Who doesn’t like Leo? Maybe not so much now…

Pity Matt is too much of a gentleman to ever hit a lady. She is always sickly nice and I can’t be rude- I’m not like that. We do have a deli!!!

My weekend was okay I suppose Take care & talk to you soon.

Sarah

You crazy girl! You are defying the laws of nature replying like that!

LOL You should be all gooey over Matt. Totally deserves it. Hopefully I see u in the PMT. I would love to help you. I have approx 5,000 pics that are Muse related. Chances are I’ll have what you need./obsessiveness.

Those short shorts are hilarious. I love all the jokes about his tiny eyes.

I have seen both the live dvd’s now. I LOVED the Pie thing. Did you see the Bob Fossil dance school on the second one?

Scottish? Wicked accent. Good luck tho, I think you may need it.

So, how is UNI?

Promise me if you have 70 kids, at least one is named Sarah

LOL I have not seen Paranormal Activity. I would not sleep if I saw that. I did see shutter island (just for leo) and it was pretty rubbish.

If Matt did take her out I don’t think I would ever wake up from my dreams, well I wouldn’t want to. She is being so nice to me at work it drives me crazy.

Hope your weekend was fantabulous!!

Sorry again for taking so long. I have so much going on atm and can barely keep up with all my commitments. I reply as soon as i can )

I’m back! I like my new av too, but I think ill change it again, as hot as Matt is in that pic, it is over exposed.

LOL Old Gregg is awesome!

I get behind too easily, I want to go on the net but someday I have simply too much to do.

My walls are epic! I just took down a few posters tho, it was looking a little cluttered

I love the mod molves! That little move Noel does with the light on him- cracks me up everytime.

Oh I totally get it, heaps of girls love Noel. Have you seen the Mighty Boosh live show? It is hilarious. A few parts of it are incredibly crude, so I skipped them but the rest was great. Most of it was just material from the show, but Noel was awesome, as was Julian.

Maybe at the end of the year we can send a pic of us at our muse gig?

There you are wrong. England would be awesome. You would have handsome pommy men falling at your feet for your favours

I think its amazing how you can see their facial features etc but they have changed so much. I wonder if I changed that much,

Okay, its on the bad habits list. I’ll remember you go to UNI <-- How clever am I?

How freaky is it? I love looking like my heritage, I guess that’s weird but its all I know. Would be groovy to look different like you do.

LOL I pulled a chunk out my wall once when a quote in a fame fell off my wall So I covered it with a poster At least you have some Bowie on your walls.

Oh me too. Unfortunately no Matt last night. I had a dream about that evil girl I told you about. She was spying on me

But you must wake up so you can chat to me!

And you replied not in word!!! I don’t know if I can talk to you ever again Kidding

Btw, just updated my story

Hey! Sorry I'm taking a while but my net credit ran out - I'm just on my phone quickly hopefully Ill pick up some tomorrow and we can continue our extremely important chatting! take care!

Hi There <-- Old Gregg Reference

I was ashamed that you had never seen the pic of Matt I posted! Sacrilege darling!

If I really like a band I try not to know what they look like. Once I know they are ugly, I can never like them as much. Good thing Muse are so hot.

I should put it up again I think, you see I have so many I have to rotate them so they fit LOL

When I get a spare minute in the next few days, I will start a new PM with a few of my fab Boosh bits and then we can spaff about that as well Do you love the Cheese song on season 1? I taught it to my little brother so he walks around singing it and then it drove my dad crazy so I made it the ring tone on his phone and he couldn’t change it

I adore Noel too, but different to anyone else. I don’t find him attractive just cool.

Well, I suppose we will never know unless me meet.

Yea, Kate will be in the gutter if she isn’t already in December. I have that effect on people

I do want to intrude.

I’d totally die to live in England. I’m such an anglophile

No need to be sorry dear. It was my decision and I stick by it

I think you can do all that in 10 years

Oops. Sorry. I say school in my head and it is so hard to break that habit.

That grad pic is adorable. I went through the PMT for a while and it happened to be there.

I don’t look anything like my mum or brothers, but I am identical to my dad and his mum. Once I was in Melbourne and a stranger came up to me and asked if I was ‘’*insert dad’s name here* daughter’’ and I was like Yes…. He goes “Thought so. I could tell cos you look the same.”

That being said, my dad is really cool … Well, he was when he was young

I wish I could paint one of my bedroom walls black and have muse lyrics painted over it in red paint, all my favorite lines. How cool would that be?

I hope all your dreaming fantasies come true then

Just Matt in my dream is plenty for me.

Night