There was some sick game of chinese whispers. Friend mentioned to someone that I didn't have plans for ball as of yet, and somehow that lead to... THAT. But I did the slightly classy thing, and tracked down a way to contact her to put her right. Then deleted her phone-number haha.

Which is usually shit. And isn't happening in New Zealand anymore.

In stats just as I'm about to go home

"jonnie, you're going to the ball with [person I've not seen since primary school]?"

"what? No... Where'd you get that idea?"

"she told me she was going with you.."

Followed by a little later me having to reject a crazy bitch (who sent the message "what the fuck why are you ignoring me?" when sam (friend) didn't reply to her text - as such there's tensions Im avoiding between her and our group).

Oh thats cool, I'll just sit here listening to my ipod.

I found it somewhat hilarious that it happened in one day. It's not like they were attracted to me though, just desperate, I think...

She's pretty crazy herself (not in a rapey way), but she's pretty cool. No-one in my immediate friend group slept with her, so it's ok! Ben just nearly did, then fell asleep in a paddock instead. Andy doesn't remember having a poke around. BUT NO ACTUAL SEX

Alright, really. It would seem I attract mental mental women though.

I exist, I just don't post and lurk less and less time nowadays.

This is good news! I hope it goes swell for you!

But I didn't fuck Zinnia, so its ok.

I seriously refrain from telling you everything cause it'd be fairly regular, I just attract mental people.

A friend summed it up pretty well in shitty english "Ur group is great with obsessions.

I just hear people say oh "so n so" is obsessed with jonny, and i think that led to the end of "so n so" and "so n so". And zinnia fucked EVERYONE.

Thats just how ur group works"

Seriously. It's always the mental ones.

Oh man. Tonight's been an awkward one.

In stats just as I'm about to go home

"jonnie, you're going to the ball with [person I've not seen since primary school]?"

"what? No... Where'd you get that idea?"

"she told me she was going with you.."

Followed by a little later me having to reject a crazy bitch (who sent the message "what the fuck why are you ignoring me?" when sam didn't reply to her text - as such there's tensions Im avoiding between her and our group).

Thank you muchly

Also. ahem

I'm doing some research for my media studies class on journalism in New Zealand, which is to be underpinned by a small survey (It is only 10 questions long, so shouldn't take more than a minute or two)

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/7F2K33N

I need it answered by as many people as possible, hence posting here If you're feeling generous, ask other household members to take it too.

 

Thank you to anyone who bothers to complete it

 

nope

I believe you!

that you would be

You would be

Well stop bitching if you wear innappopriate footwear! You should work in retail :/

don't you sit down?

quit?

But seriously, welcome to real life

Why would someone kick you in the balls before telling you that?

Note how I didn't dignify that with a response? yeah fuck you

Well girls college hosts one, boys hosts one

We have a year 12 one, and two year 13 ones

"hey hey hey, I need to ask you something!"

"mmm? What's up?"

"are you going to the ball with anyone/if someone was interested would youond going with them?"

"uhhhh..."

"wells i have a friend who's looking for a ball partner, but she doesnt really know any guys. she doesnt have facebook so i cant show you heerr...

i ask you specifically, because i think out of all you guys she would get on with you the

oh! btw her names isadora! have you ever heard of her?

i mean i know im asking a lot cause you havent met her"

Goddammit I hate people sometimes

but that can be sorted, also it doesnt mean anything she just wants a guy to go with really.

Electronic stuff and hip hop stuff, I guess