Mum is a hilarious drunk. She laughs at the most stupid shit. Unfortunately she's not a lightweight

OH SO YOU ARE GOING INTO HALLS. But yeah, it really doesn't matter tbh. The second you get into university, your NCEA credits are effectively meaningless. People look for skills, not that you got 300 excellence credits.

The point about dancing is if you don't take yourself seriously then no-one really gives a shit. As soon as you do, everyone just fucks off and you become forever alone.