I love Edgar Wright, probably the only mainstream filmmaker I do (except Aronofsky if he counts). And my sister and I started watching it, cept dad wanted to watch something and sister didn't really like it so I was voted out-long story short, I have no idea who Wallace is.

Take up rock climbing. It involves stabbing rocks. It's about the manliest thing you could do, and it'd be a Great way to exert your pain