WOW. That was unexpected...how come?

It is indeed.

I did. And still felt depressed again when it finished.

Thanks.

Nice! You're talking to a biiiiig Tom Felton fan here...

Well...I've not been doing too much but I got a Saturday job, got my gcse results, been meeting up with friends...and am seriously excited for Reading tonight!

No pwoblem, same for mine.

I'd love to go to Italy next year...we went two years ago and were meant to go again this year but couldn't because of my back, so hopefully we'll get there again.

Ahh that's good. Did you enjoy Leeds?

I'm quite okay thanks, got my gcse results on Thursday and was very pleased. How's you?

I think I'll move out of the country one day. Today is clear, but strangely cold...

How are you?

You've probably seen this performance but I just re-reminded myself of how much I love it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-exWI-hHUPs

Very true.

Very good and valid reasons.

Right I have to go to my piano lesson now. I should be around later.

I don't know. Clearly Lottie says too many innuendos for me to remember what actually happened in the first place.

Good. And yes no I joke... Friday's gonna turn into a major bitching session, I can see it from here.

Niiice. I am 5ft 1 inch...and 3/4. (yes I have to add that in to make it look like I'm nearer to 5'2''. )

Oh right, my bad.

He really is...I'll catch him next time. How rude. I found the actual "cousin incident" before I went for tea and I lolled. I'll show you that on Friday as well.

Oh pfft how could I forget that? Yes, a good and pwoper height whilst being quite tall. How tall actually are you?

That sounds about right.

Going for tea, I'll be back.

Oh yeah and there was the "spatula incident" ...you see, I told you that you were a rapist. Well...ehm...I didn't, but my cousin did.

That's clearly what she specialises in. Lol that's okay it's nice to share it with someone who isn't ridiculously tall.

Oh yeah! Did they scrap that in the end or did some people actually do that?

YES WE WILL.

I'm still going...200 seconds at the moment...not much yet...

After tech, yeah.

Cause I remember him walking out and one of the little kids fell over and we were discussing how they wait about 10 seconds before deciding to scream and then next thing we know...oh wait...she knows him. Oh yeah and we were under my umbrella...

A level results come out tomorrow...I'm sat here thinking I'm bloody glad that's not me this year.

It does indeed.

No way. She can burn in hell for her sins...

Now I may or may not be listening to that Nyan Cat thing over and over again.

I remember that "life is like a..." thing. And the card sort too! We did have some good times in RE...

Oh yeah I forgot we sat in lab 7 for ages after we went to town cause we didn't want to be with...that, who met up with and hugged some guy in town who looked like 40 and had screaming children surrounding him...

They better not. I will tell you indeedy. And I'll probably go in between 9.30 and 10...don't wanna go much earlier than that cause it involves getting up earlier and I'm a lazy slob like that.

So you give them to the nearest charity case. I joke...they can be a little irritating and pointless at times.

You are right, she has no hope. She doesn't even deserve a rating with the number 31 in it.

You're right, I could have ended up at Lidl.

I'll reply pwoperly when I'm back from the chav store.

(see facebook if you've read this before my facebook pm )

We made our own version of the keeper thread in the back of my old RE book and when I had to hand it in I glued the pages together so Mr C couldn't see it. Haha, as for Dani, she would randomly ask me questions about indicies and standard form in the middle of RE and then ask you for your science text book.

That would be nice. It's just that awkward moment at the end of the exam when I added up the amount of marks that would have been for drawing and it adds up as about 50 out of 120 which made me realise I was a little screwed, you know my drawing.

So do I!!! They won't even tell me! I'll let you know after results day when they do tell me.

You do indeed. And now and again you like to give me random coppers cause you don't like them much. :D

Ninjazz and assassinzz will rule the world over...THAT!!

Listen to me...you are going to get awesome grades, I know it. All those days you sat next to me in RE and me and Lottie and Dani etc were being annoying (sorry about that, by the way )...you did heaps of work which made me think "shit, I need to do some revision" ...cause you'd done it all so awesomely...believe me, you'll do awesome. Me + graphics = fail. Not that I really care or anything... I didn't know this until the other day but apparently my parents have had a bet with each other about my grades and won't tell me what they said.

Me = epic fail. And at the Dexter comment! And haha, I don't actually remember yelling HELL YEAH, but ah well.

All I do remember was that in year 10 we were discussing The Killers DVD at RAH and you said you'd give me 10p if I walked into school yelling LOOOOOONDOOOOON...and I did and you did give me 10p.

Ugh...*dies in fear* ...

Going to facebook right nao, my dear assassin.

Ahh, well that's quite understandable.

I bet you 31p (again, crap I'll have to really save some money at this rate. ) that you'll have more than me.

Thank you, I might need it. The latest incident was as follows...

Tom and George wanted to see some of our holiday video from when we went to Florida about 6 years ago when I was 10. As you can imagine I was a little hyper. At one point I looked into the camera and went "HELL YEAHHH" really loudly, which is actually quite normal for me, as you know.

George whispers really loudly to Tom: That was really scary.

Me: I can hear you, you know. I'll have you know the girl in that video wasn't me.

George: Yes it was.

Me: No it wasn't, it was my evil sister.

George: You don't have a sister, you liar.

Me: You're right, I don't. She's dead.

George: How did she die?

Me: I killed her. With my bare hands.

George: Oh. Where is she buried, then?

Me: In the garden.

George: Prove it and go and dig her up.

Me: A criminal never get's their hands dirty, you do it if you're that desperate.

George: Can't be bothered. Can we play draughts?

Me: Yeah, okay. Can I be black?

George: No, I want to be black.

Me: Fine then, I'll be white.

George: No, Tom's the white.

Me: Well then I can't play cause it's only for two people.

George: Exactly. I'm clever like that.

The little devil.

Indeed! And hell no...I'm not even going to LOOK at that in registration.

Oh sowwy, the (:0 bit was meant to be a smilie with a halo...resembling me, of course.

Hmm...to bring my awesomeness to the muse messageboard?

I'm sure it was, A*s all round. Oh thanks.

I know. Charlie will be next and he's 6.

Oh yeah, clearly. Yeah I hope so too...I'm sure we'll be allowed in there, seeing as we're doing geography and all. Cause I'm not sitting in a form room with...that.

And they'd be like

Me: (:0 ...I had to do it backwards otherwise it wouldn't work...

Yes that's true, why am I here again?

Fine then! And miss b. loved you more than she loved me cause she gave you 5 commendations after your FFTMC essay and I didn't get any at all.

Yaay! And I can't win in this house. Even George manages to make it hard and he's 8.

Mmm...do we have a coffee machine in the 6th form common room? Not that we'll be allowed to use it, the year 13s will be having too much fun "intimidating us." Right. Cause we're not 1 year younger than them at all...

And ninjazzz. Do you think if I went back like 2 years or so and did that they would take notice of it?

Yes. That's more like it. But...I'm from priest stalker land, I don't quite follow...what does the word "sarcastic" mean?

Fine then, I won't do your English homework.

I thought that one would get your attention. Hey there, darling.

Yesh I was. But...what with you being near the age of "freedom" and all... Talking of bank cards, I got yelled at yesterday for leaving mine "lying around" on top of my laptop. This was the same person who harrassed me impatiently to check my online bank account, so I put my card on my laptop as a reminder. I can't make it much harder for myself.

It is indeed. Maybe I'll go get some COFFEE. Black coffee, of course.

Yeah, that's me all over. I may or may not have laughed very loudly after reading that.

Maybe I'll just go report it now to make a point.

I knew that was coming. And thanks.

Well you should be feeling good, because I'm here to harrass you and ask you questions and love you and always be here and tell you all about every detail of my life...BECAUSE YOU CARE.

Hate boats. If only...

Whooo! Another good song reference there.

And also, because I can.........

-how old are you? - err 16

-are you in a relationship? - whooo yeah

-are you married? - HELL YESH IMMA GOLDDIGGA...

-do you have kids? Yeah, 7, cause I'm good like that. All with different fathers. Beat that.

-opinions on religion? Hmm...Imma Christian ...welll...

-where are you from? Awesome land.

-which town of that country? Cool town.

-what village of that town? Amazing village

-what street of that village? Epic Street.

-what house number of that street? 31, duh...

-which one is your bedroom? The one you're standing in, darling.

-WHAT'S THE PIN OF YOUR BANK CARD? I don't have one, it got taken off me.

^^That is me all over. (seriously, I'm glad it's not. )

By the way, sorry it took so long, apparently I included 23 smilies and you're only allowed 15.

Oh I agree with you, of course, being with people you love and cherish definitely has to be the best thing.

Thank you! And the same for you!

I could do with spring right now I think, here it's raining like there's no tomorrow!

Aww same with you, I don't think anyone else would understand what the hell I was going on about.

The laugh of it was, the message I nearly reported happened to be my smartarse one with all the questions and the "rapist" comment in. So that would have been great if I'd accidentally reported it.

Okay, okay...look, it's a new dawn...

It's a new day (well technically not cause we were talking at 12.20 this morning, but you get my drift )

It's a new life (well, same old, same old...)

And I'm feeling good, so forgive me and give me love or I will ask you more questions and never post on your love boat again. Please please please please please please please...

(Geez, I would have just said "die" by now. )

I know, better start rooting around for coins.

We are very awesome indeed!

Haha, it was worth taking a risk to post it here.

We're clearly good like that. and because I'm so cool, I'm now off to report my own visitor messages that I send to people. my bad...

Well now I'm shattered so I think I'll go to sleep now. Thank you for yet another one of our awesome conversations my dear assassin, goodnight and much love of course!

P.s...rapist. love?

Whooo I got a pat on the head.

Okay well if you do well, I'll give you another 31p.

fantastic reply there. Just what they would have deserved. Major lolz

Well I'm glad it amused you darling. and I hope it was a good impression of them.

I have one thing left to say...AND THE PIN IS... haha that was quite funny that day.

The special table in which I jammed the tea towel... that was a very bizarre and awesome phone conversation.

See how many times you can get it in on Friday.

Now sorry but I just had to do this, it was too tempting...

Hi there. I'm calling you a rapist. RAPIST! Okay, now post me lots of love and answer all these questions...

-how old are you?

-are you in a relationship?

-are you married?

-do you have kids?

-opinions on religion?

-where are you from?

-which town of that country?

-what village of that town?

-what street of that village?

-what house number of that street?

-which one is your bedroom?

-WHAT'S THE PIN OF YOUR BANK CARD?

...

...

Ah sorry, do forgive me. I set my cousin loose on my laptop again and now they've mysteriously gone. Do you still love meeeeeeeee??

like I said, too tempting.