Thanks, i feel so special now...

No im alright with my drinking, and i dont drive yet anyway.

And i don't know what the rules are like in America anyways...

Me...? But i'm the most honest, trustworthy person like... EVA...!!!

Try one of those victim group thingies... It helped me get over it...

What do you mean by yet...?

And come on, more details about your "trouble" please...!

You've had cyber...? And you didn't tell me...?!

Ooooo yeah she knows... She was the one flirting

J/k...

So you do like it then if your getting uncomfortable...?

Trouble with who exactly...? You said you were single

*stares at floor in disappointment*

Why...?

Dont stop...

Oh come on you luv it really...

She doesnt mind, its only random internet flirting...

Ooooooo... I likey

Looking for anyone...?

2bh, theres only like 5 guys at the most i like... Does that count as bi?

A chav is like someone who wears trackies, stuff like that...

I dont really go out of my way to make trouble... I just talk a lot and answer back and stuff like that... Im not a huge fan of my teachers...

Dont do drugs, tried them but dont like them... And i think "gangstas" are stupid, unintelligent and ridiculous...

I do get drunk a lot though... Sometimes i go into school drunk by accident though... oops

But im way more into boys then girls anyways, especially Kaya Schodelario... Who happens to look exactly like my gf...

When im older i wanna be a doctor in the army... Dont know what that sounds like...

Im really clumsy too... Im not allowed to do many practicals in school anymore, ive broke too much stuff by accident...

Hooray for random insults!!!

So anyways, you going out with anyone atm...?

Thats how the path to bi-sexualism always starts...

No i meant gay... It made sense at the time

I know, cant be bothered sorting it... Maybe i'll change it tomorrow...

You'd like that wouldn't you...

But seriously, you'd have to be gay not to like her...

I like skinny...

Yeah shes a real babe, dont know why the fuck shes with me...

Hey my gf looks like her...

I wish i was female... *sigh*

Effie Stonem. Off Skins. Her real name is Kaya Schodelari.

Im all hot and dizzy now too...

You can be whatever gender you wanna be...

Effie...

Because i havent seen your face, for some reason i imagine you to look like her...

So why you all diiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzssssssyyyyyy mystery male/female...?

Heh...

It would be kinda sexy if you were into girls as well though...

What beautiful women are you into then...?

Apart from yourself... If you like that kind of thing...

David Bowie scares me....

I dont mind make up on men, but he just manages to make it look gay...

Are you sure you dont wanna try bi-sexualism...?

Yeah, i is male...

And im guessing your female...

Not that im really fussed...

Oh and btw, no i dont really swing drunk...

Last time i tried i was so drunk i ended up with a David Bowie wannabe by accident because i thought it was a girl...

Maybe i need to teach you some lessons in lesbianism...

How i do that when im male is beyond me though...

Whats wrong with some lesbo love...?

I think its sexy...

Oooo... I like you...

Oooooo... Feisty