True, but you only need the big fat cord for your laptop

That's awesome! I'm guessing Mass Effect 2 arrived as well? let's hope we can chat tomorrow, I have tales of doing nothing to indulge you with

Nah, you never have to install routers. Just plug it in you have to install it to activate the router, that's all. There's no password or anything when it comes to directly linking

You did give it a name, but I forgot it. Maybe that was your hard drive you named I wouldn't know about the new MSN, unfortunately... I miss MSN though I might pull out my beast, but if only its screen worked

No! it might be easier to just plug your laptop straight into the modem if it's going to be that difficult...

Nah, eBuddy is online

That's alright, but you have fun with the new MSN... It's fucking dire apparently not that I have to deal with it

I was wondering! I was sad that you weren't on

Other option is eBuddy if you want, but that's painful...

No, I'm just really, REALLY bad I crave the caffeine, constantly.

. What do you mean?

Oh yeah, same here. Anyone picks on dad, you effectively get a "fuck up", but if he does it to you, it's ALL fun and games

I am, kind of. I don't really care though, they never tried for me when I tried for them, so I see little point in starting to care...

Oh, I see.

Now, what albums or DVDs do you want? My card came today so I can buy stuff online. If you don't request anything, I'll just get it anyway, so if you'd rather prefer something specifically...

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Top right you're looking at, not the background.

I drink about two coffees a week and probably demolish a litre of Coke every two days

I don't plan to. and nah, dad's not THAT white. I just got more of his colour genes than mum's Tom and Arna are the same...

My mum likes sarcasm but dad's sarcasm is just a bit too harsh...

Well, it's not that I didn't like them, it was more that I didn't think much of them at all. Of the ones that I did like a fair bit, then I'm guessing about 5/6...

Bread and tomato plants... Attractive.

Do you know what's fucking awesome? I closed MSN exactly when Rabbit Heart finished.

What I don't drink in coffee, I make up for in Coke I'm so bad at that. And yeah, dad is REALLY bad with food and drink. but we can't say anything...

My great-great-great grandparents came from Denmark over to NZ in the late 1800's. If I marry a British girl, I can get a British passport yeah, I'm ridiculously white for how dark mum is...

Shock humour is the best and for people I don't know too well, I just take the piss out of people/everything. Everyone loves sarcasm!

I know... I'll still talk to a few, but I'm already ignoring most of them

That's what I thought. You said 'bread' instead of 'bred', sir.

Why not? we get it every night, my mum and I live off Coke.

OMG RLY?! WE SHUD SO GET 2GTHER AND TALK BWT OUR DANISH HERITAGE. But yeah, mum's Maori so I own half of New Zealand.

I'm known more for my 'absolutely over-the-top take-it-miles-too-far' sense of humour, if anything. Not so much here, I try to avoid the beef that comes with people failing at understanding sarcasm.

To be fair, I'm just smack in the middle of two groups of friends right now and it sucks because now I'm left with virtually no friends following finishing school.

They'll be bread with a tomato plant? I pity the woman who has your babies. Nobody likes giving birth to bread accompanied with a tomato plant.

We always have at least 2 in the fridge. Tonight, it was Fanta, Coke and L&P.

I've ticked off the multi-racial part I fucking love saying I'm Scandanavian. I'm like, one-thirty-secondth Danish, but it still qualifies I am a half-caste literally, however

I find myself in particularly awkward situations all the time without realising. It's awesome I fucking love being a weirdo.

Well, I fit in at both aspects of the social ladder. There's the 'nerds' that I prefer as friends, but the friends I spent more time with were the ones that were considered 'popular'. *shrug*

Good.

So does filing (it actually does... I found out the hard way this week that there is no way I can avoid not looking through the files, and I have to think ), but that doesn't pay the bills or feed the kids

Turns out we had none in the house. I had to settle for L&P

You want a gay friend? I can act as a gay friend pretty easily. Unfortunately, I can't pull through with the sexual part of it no homo. I wish I had a gay friend to see what all the fuss is about. I usually just act as a self-nominated straight substitute for girls who don't have one

You were eating the chair? that's so awesome. I've gnawed on my desk before, it's awesome

I want a group of friends than can mingle with other groups... It's something I've never had. I've always had to 'pick' between people

OKAY. Hope you enjoyed that.

Well, I'm not going to argue if you don't go to uni, that's your choice! But it'll be sad to see your talent go to waste if you did a job that requires little knowledge and/or qualifications

as you should do. Now, get me some fucking Coke, bitch.

How is the gay thing relevant at all to what I said? I've got friends I highly suspect of being gay or bi, but said friends haven't come out yet...

You're talking to the kid who's had a laughing fit at a box of crackers. If there's someone who knows weird, it's me

As much as I like to follow rugby, I don't have enough interest in it to get rugby friends I'll probably get nerdy friends that no-one else likes

I fucking love apples. I ate one yesterday and it tasted like mud, so I threw it out in disappointment and it was the last one

I said about this time last year that I couldn't really see myself hanging around for much longer. That 'much longer' seems to be extending and extending and extending... when I'm in my 2nd year of uni, you'll be starting your 1st

correct response.

You don't understand inside jokes always seem so nasty, particularly mine. Sometimes I mean it though with certain people

I see. So you remove most of your clothes, and a scarf is still necessary...

But I give up on texting, there's a reason why I don't text much, I get bored too quickly we'll see what happens if I get friends at uni

I don't, I'm craving apples right now AND THERE'S NO FUCKING APPLES.

But you're scared. y u so scared unfortunately, I can't really think of anything big enough during the year to use as an excuse for us to meet if not, it's 24 months before you'll even have a chance to see me

Damn, I ignored the other message. Does Clause like it up the bumbum?

I call my mum fat and menopausal

So yeah, you're just chilling in your boxers, and a scarf is just ever so suitable in that situation...

I do need to upgrade it anyway, if I hit 300 (yes, I'm on that shitter of a plan, I never text) and that's with my plan doubled for a few months, I don't think it'll do... I bet I'll be paying $12 for 350 texts

I know, you're like, at peace when no-one else is around. You can eat shitty food, you can just do anything

The STA Travel agency is just down the road from where I live. I plan to visit it very early so I can get in and start saving like a mo-fo. I do need to sweet talk them into letting me go though, it says 19 and over and I'll only be 18 at the time I'm not definitely going until the day I actually leave, but it's looking a bit more likely this time around, yes.

Also, for the record - what's to stop you being naked in the house when the Germans arrive?

I still want an explanation! :'( why did you wear a scarf? That was my main point

Ah, that's alright then. I'd see none of you over the next year if he stayed with you

I think that's why I loved my last summer so much. My aunty did shift work for all the morning/most of the afternoon, or all evening, so I virtually had the house to myself for a whole week. It was awesome.

I want freedom though. I don't get it for like, 12 months. By the way, we must meet at some point with some excuse within the next 12 months before I go overseas.

Why on earth would you wear boxers with...a scarf? I see as for me, when I'm home alone, I thoroughly enjoy being able to actually leave my room with the laptop and not having mum go "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT IS THAT SITE, WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME"

ARE THEY STILL STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE FOR A WHOLE YEAR?

So basically, you're going to be spending three days walking around naked or very near it?

EVEN MORE NAMES I DON'T KNOW. Why do they plan to do this?