"hey hey hey, I need to ask you something!"

"mmm? What's up?"

"are you going to the ball with anyone/if someone was interested would youond going with them?"

"uhhhh..."

"wells i have a friend who's looking for a ball partner, but she doesnt really know any guys. she doesnt have facebook so i cant show you heerr...

i ask you specifically, because i think out of all you guys she would get on with you the

oh! btw her names isadora! have you ever heard of her?

i mean i know im asking a lot cause you havent met her"

Goddammit I hate people sometimes

but that can be sorted, also it doesnt mean anything she just wants a guy to go with really.