dammit i thought it was a first for you

and

In Vancouver just before she said her New Years Prayer, she said "your flesh is so nice" havent you heard? and then Demon John showed up with his Jewel Box for a threesome

mehehehe

hello new freundin

and

Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three

I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be

This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red

My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed

Oh I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own granpa

It sounds funny I know,

But it really is so

Oh I'm my own grandpa

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life

My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife

To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy

I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad

And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad

For if he was my uncle, then that also made him br'ther

Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my stepmother

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run

And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son

My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue

Because altho' she is my wife, she's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild

And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild

For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw

As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

your ma is a nightmare by the sea where i was naked in it

Haven't You Heard i satisified your ma

see what i did there? i just won the game

your ma opened once

satisfied mind

your ma is a landfill

and

everybody here wants you

morning theft

qwertyyyi love you too

xxxxx

i ndáiríre? is é sin nuacht nua. is maith liom é. buíochas a ghabháil leat as insint dom. i mian leo a ghlaonn tú anois agus i cant atá cac.

xxxxx

hello, tá mé go maith conas tá tú? buíochas a ghabháil leat as an amhrán chomh maith. mar seo, is aistriúcháin ar líne i dunno más rud é go mbainfidh tú seo a thuiscint, ach b'fhéidir wont tú díreach a fháil ar aon chuma. Is dócha go bhfuil tú ag codladh ceart anois agus tá súil agam agat éirí deas suas. i ngrá leat agus súgach nollag xxxxx

qwerty shame i fell asleep

sorry

x

oh well

squirrel has nuts yes? QWERTY ew

right, well

... we shall talk about this later

HELMER:

[calls out from his room]. Is that my little lark twittering out there?

NORA:

[busy opening some of the parcels]. Yes, it is!

HELMER:

Is it my little squirrel bustling about?

NORA:

Yes!

HELMER:

When did my squirrel come home?

QWERTYYY

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I love you too squirrel leg

... preferable the left one on the body of the squirrel

I shall talk to you later, Ancient is on now

kick Dorris for me

I love you xxxxx

fuck sake! who told you?

I LoVe YoU

legless ant

I want your little niblets

Buglett

its ok its ok just breathe your spikey head

dont be sad, you still have me and my koala

goooood

and you my pineapple?

MELON

you fail about as much as i can make sausages

that makes no sense innit

well listen here rasberry cup

I love you too

and i am not a muffin i am a squirrel

geez i thought you would of learned by now

xxxxx