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Noel Gallagher

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  1. When a friend of mine got one done, her tongue broke out into loads of ulcers! So immediately when I hear of tongue piercings it's what I think of. Sorry :LOL:

  2. Do you have ulcers on it yet?

  3. They look disgusting :noey:

  4. I'm not so sure...I'm convinced it's not my colour :p

     

    I live six hours away from Newcastle! Plus I don't like Geordies, they're highly irritating.

  5. I actually quite like the jacket, I have some like that myself...just in different colours, obviously!

     

    And what?...what does that even mean!?

  6. You're actually watching it?! Geordies are fucking idiots though. Their IQ usually averages about the same as that of a nine year old's elsewhere in the country...

     

    Also show me your jacket!

  7. Spider Pig! that is actually pretty colossal. You must get one and take pictures!

     

    Also I recommend one of these...

     

    5094M_a.jpg

  8. I don't know, did you never used to call sex 'porking' when you were a kid? And what!? how would she even know...it was her saying she wanted to dominate me :(

  9. Get one!!!

     

    OMG, I thought that was a euphemism at first :LOL:

  10. Also can you not at least keep pot bellied pigs?

  11. What pig video? I don't know....show me! and they are sweet, well as babies, not sure when they're pig though?

  12. How drunk were you when you sent that message? :LOL:

  13. Don't make me like cats!! :mad:

     

    That is really cute though.

  14. Just press the subtitle button on your remote :yesey: It looks awful though, Geordie's are such twats. Urgh!

     

    And noooooo! it says "wrinkles" :LOL:

  15. Oh no! this looks terrible, Geordie's are absolute cunts in all honesty and even quite indecipherable for us, especially when drunk. That said those ones were pretty easy to hear :p

  16. Are buffalo's what we call bison? I think they are! If so there's a pub in Swindon that serves that. Might have to try it.

  17. Ah right, see I don't know, it really confused me when I was over :LOL: Then I'm awful with numbers.

     

    Ah that's ok, I thought I was going to have to call you a brute again :noey: What does elk taste like? I've had gazelle before, it was colossal!

  18. All of our streets are named, I live on the rather idyllically named 'Bloomsbury Close'..it's not actually all that ideal at all mind.

     

    You could be right..but I don't want to lose that much faith in the youth of today.

     

    Wait, you're not shooting real animals are you? :(

  19. Do you have those annoying street signs like in American, where they're just numbered rather than given names? Now that's bloody confusing, especially since everywhere looks the same. Don't worry about the kid, he was probably just excited because The Rock is back in WWE...I've been saying that to shitloads of people. Just more like this...

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvvTGfOmN2o

  20. Shame the fall didn't end another life...

     

    :LOL: How!? fair enough if it was a good way away, but five minutes! What was the vote for, your general election?

  21. Oh no!? so she wasn't bullshitting :LOL: I mean it's funny, but that poor child!

  22. She sounds fucking mental and a complete fantasist...at least she provides plenty of entertainment though :LOL:

  23. :LOL: :LOL:

     

    This person actually exists? She sounds brilliant, in the most fucked up way!

  24. Nope, I'm actually quite the master these days. Noel's a wise man, he taught me well.

     

    And I'm tankful to him for it :happy:

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