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ChloenotsosloweyHA

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  1. Flynn, even Stephen hawking gets more sex than you.

     

    Chrissy this is genius

    of the fricking sort :LOL:

     

    love for you xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  2. Favourite Films

    Erm...

     

    By enjoyed do you mean you actually had to watch it...?

     

    ah haa haa haa haa <333

  3. No blow jobs, I know you're into them

     

     

    madface

  4. That's really cute. I love the clothes that collection had. This is my skirt...front and back as there is a design on both sides.

     

    Front

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    Back

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    thats my cherry skirt

     

    hipbones totally copied me!

  5. Hah I love white skinny jeans, they're so lary.

     

     

    hahaha lary

    only Sam could get away with saying lary

    hahahahahaha

    hmm that reminds me,,, wonder if those white skinnies i had kicking around somewhere fit :erm:

  6. :D i watched princess mononoke yesterday! :D
  7. :( you are a horrible and disgusting boy :'(
  8. :phu: i hope you've not been a spying Samuel!
  9. :pope: you want to keep me *-*
  10. :yesey: i make them 10 squillion times fitter
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    dress? (because people's market dress is in the post in size small and i think i might need extra small)

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    shoes? *fingers crossed millions*

     

     

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    I'M ONLY JOKING SAMUEL!!! I'M NOT REALLY :phu: WITH YOU :D:D:D:D

     

     

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    OH YES I DID GET A FRICKIN' POKER VISOR,

     

     

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    its an ugly photo and i look fat

    you must notice my tattooos though :D

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    its so FOR TEH LULZ

    but i really want to wear it somehow

    i think it would maybe work with a plain tshirt and skinnies and ankle boots but iunno i dun wanna steal mums ankle boots too

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    this is my jimi shirt BTW :D

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    please do not take this offensively Emily Babezz

    its merely to improve the erm

     

    pleasure factor as it were ;)

     

    XXXXXXXX

  18. :-O

     

    how can you ruin the marvel of cilit bang?

    I never realised that cilit is one letter away from such a rude word :-O

     

    :chuckle:

     

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