I knoooooooow. Hahaha. My super juicy secrets must remain.

Nah, I've read every single one of them. 8) DO IT. I'm trying to think of one. Well, I have many but some people will know and/or I don't want to reveal some.

ololol I sent one to someone and they never posted. Pft. HAVE YOU?

Did one of them sound like me?

DON'T you tell at me, boy! 5'7", 67", or 170.2 cm. Why?

I'm so sorry I missed this message. It got a little crazy...just a tad... Didn't see much spoilage, though.

Haha! As do I.

Even though they're killed off easily. lol

You're probably just a ri-tard. A mum and her two kids (I'm assuming they're her's) love to slam doors, cabinets, walk/run loudly to where it shakes my apartment. Goes on until the wee hours of the morning. Weird cause I haven't heard anything today. o_O Maybe...maybe my complaint to the office worked? Sickly sweet is too much for me. Ohhhhh, got it. EWOLDEW. Jaykay. But you still said fair game.

I've told you about the ones that live above me, right? It's so much better than Coke. Just looked up what marzipan is and that looks terrible. Haha. Yes, it's something kids say. YOU SLAG.

10:08. AAAAND they're back. Have been gone all day. :'( Gonna go to the corner store to buy Dr. Pepper to avoid the mass amount of noise they're about to make. Fuck yeah, mods rule, n00bs drool. Yes, I just said that. OMG YOU BETTER NOT. Hahaha.

Indeed. I did, I did. Haha. Had a nice therapeutic shower after and my apartment is very quiet. Probably just jinxed it, though.

Daaaaaaammit! Will go catch up.

Gods of the Muse board. Ahaha. Just kidding. Not really. What?

GASP. You deleted a post on my page? HEATHEN.

I'm a mutha fuckin deleting machiiiiine.

DO EET. It could be?

On top of your interview clothes, of course. And by jiggles, I'm sure you mean vibrate. PFT. No need to say sorry!

Call anyway! My protective cocoon of protection is pretty cool.

Maybe wear a black hoodie to blend in as you walk? Heh. Just try not to take anything valuable with you. Put your phone in your sock or undies.

Zero? I'm sorry for your town. In El Paso, all grocery shops had an alright selection. Today I went to this shop we don't have in EP (just your typical grocery shop) and the selection of beer was INSANE.

On a Monday? That's weird.

NOOO. Call them! Maybe you guys can do the interview elsewhere? I'll put you into my protective cocoon of...protection. Those people make me sad. Well, angry but also sad.

Nay, they would have moved.

As in a...liquor store? lol

Okay good.

Because I'm still jealous that you can get cider that easily.

Over your shoulders, yes. Maybe even jumping out of the building just before an explosion Batman style.

I asked those birds to be there.

Make it super heroic.

Good Cider. Yes?

Couldn't have swerved? Surprised only one broke.

But you're tall and can stomp on people. NEXT TIME.

What name are you going to give it?

I was going to say "yum" but it probably smells disgusting.