But don't you agree with my logic?

Mua-ha!

Neither would I. So I guess that would make us even and the situation quite alright.

It's vampire time!

I can tell! You got so distracted that you wrote "goosebumbs." Rawr!

Why? *licks*

Oh look! You've got a bit of salty blood water on your neck. Let's clean it, shall we?

SO hot.

Violent AND sexual! Hmmm...*scratches chin* It could work!

I knew you couldn't resist!

Swishing around blood mixed with salt and water is my favorite past-time. Would you like to join me in said activity?

I'll let you poke them.

Tomorrow starts the salt water gargle.

My clots are here for your enjoyment. That made no sense, I know...but I am on meds.

Just pretend they're waves, no problem.

How about you come over here and comfort me instead? I'd rather not move right now. Haha.

Hmm, yeah. I think I'll go the natural route and give the clots a chance.

In other words, did they annoy you? lol

True, true. I'll take the meds then. Send them over!

Oh, no no. Alcohol wouldn't be good for business in this case. Grr.

Booo. Did they bother?

Knock me out with your board or something. I wish I could sleep for 3 days. Hurry up, Vicodin!

Any shark contact? Heh.

Horrible, horrible pain.

Surfing tipsy. Careful now! Hahaha. Have fun!

Pub in the sun. Lovely! How many did you have?

Oh, I was just guessing it would take a while to fill. Wrong! 15 more minutes. I hope it doesn't make me nauseous. :o/

It went well, though, the shots hurt like mad. Now I'm in TONS of pain and I won't get my pain meds for another hour.

Salty blood is the only way to go.

:'(

Good, good! I'll use my powers to make the waves fun again.

Mmm, salt! Haha. Thanks! I hope so, too. I'll let ye know what happens. Have a good night!

You? No surfing in weeks? Shocking! Wakeboarding is a good gapfiller, I hope?

Yes! BB is one of my favorites. I just might like the DK better, though.

Nah, the rooming is fine. I don't remember exactly what the dentist said but one of my teeth could cause some horrible damage to a nerve...I think. Something like that.

Oh no! Hahaha. Drunks are funny. Did you get any surfing done?

Mmm yes. It's excellent! I can't stop thinking about it. You'll love it, I'm sure. Sorry you all have to wait for a later release. Booooo.

Now you know the truth! Confront them tonight.

Though alcohol isn't necessary to have fun, it does suck when you're the only sober one. :o/ Oh well! At least you got to relax the rest of the time. I saw the Dark Knight twice but other than that, it was quite lame.

Or maybe you were taken in by the Jawas when you were very young.

I'm a bit nervous. Getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow. There was an opening so I took it. Meh. Did you have a weekend full of fun and joy?