It's grey, cloudy, raining and in the low 50's here. And it will only get colder.

Like a pub crawl with a scorecard! You have to go to 9 pubs and have one drink in each. The scorecard tells you which drink to have in each pub and how many sips you have to down it in, e.g. 'pint of beer = 3', so you have to down it in 3 to get a 0 (on par) or less than 3 to get a negative score (and as in golf whoever has the lowest score at the end wins). We also had 'spirit & mixer = 2', 'double and mixer = 2', 'Tequila slammer = 1', 'pint of cider = 3'. Oh, and every time one of the judges (who marked your drinking and scorecard) shouted "FORE!" everyone had to hit the floor, and last one standing had to do a penalty shot of vodka. And for the first 4 rounds we were tied to someone else. For extra confusion.

I saw the moustache picture by the way! it amused me greatly! What is Hoc Suey? And Cape Cods?