Darth Cuntfish, thee haven't graced me with thy presence in a longest time.

Not today.

I do. -gets run over by a train;

Happy BURFDAY!

GARRRRRREEEEH!

You never talk to me nowadayz.

I'll try my best to resist your charms then.

Will you hold me after?

BARB!

I waaaaaooooooonchooo.

Like, badly, duh.

Dayum, Eartheh!

Why not replying to my message? Aye? Aye?

Paul obsession returned.

I iz hopelessly fucked.

I think that it really depends

on the colour and shape of my pants.

... and I know that it doesn't make sense,

but bending over makes my back tense.

...

What the hell, Lilly?

Bazinga, I hate your male friend.

Sexier than a geek can only be a nerd.

So how are the kiddos?

Oh, shee, forgot!

NANANANA! My caramel Latina beauty.

Sheldon is to die for.

Point made.

BETCH!

xD

Haha, good for you.

How was it? Is there a love child involved?

I AM SUPER AWESOME, what about you?

Moses told me to tell you to say hi to your mum.

Then... not.

Someone is in your pants.

DON'T PUSH YOUR ARSE!

xD

Oh hi yourself.

IN YOUR PANTS!

You're scary

Val, oh mai gaawdz, why aren't you in Musechat anymorrre?

>.<

Tu me manque. petite garce. xD

No wonder it's perfect, haha, I went to Paris over my burfday and got hit on like I'm heavenly beautiful.

(Kidding, I am heavenly beautiful. )

I'm good, actually, really good! What about you?

I haven't heard from you in such a long time!

Love,

Lilly