'tis fine.

How's yours?

Jesus fuck of all twats in Jewish heaven of Jerusalem inhabited with sluts,

I miss you.

And I want your soul.

Ain't gonna happen.

BARB!

I waaaaaooooooonchooo.

Like, badly, duh.

Bazinga, I hate your male friend.

Sexier than a geek can only be a nerd.

So how are the kiddos?

because I kicked his arse the same very day in person.

So what's up?

Love, Mum.

BETCH!

xD

Haha, good for you.

How was it? Is there a love child involved?

Dayum, Eartheh!

Why not replying to my message? Aye? Aye?

Dear deadstar78,

I shall admit that I have a giant self-made Manson Bomber advert poster hanging on my wall. And you shouldn't remove the glittery guitar out of your album because it isn't "popular", it's your personal decision to like the stupid thing or not.

In my honest opinion, guitars should not be judged by the looks, but by the sound. And if he likes the futuristic, shrill and wry sound of it, let it be so.

Yours sincerely,

Lilly (Lasur)

Dear deadstar78,

then you excuse me for MY late reply, as I was out on Sunday (as I always am).

Anyhow, I would rather not let publicity face my little poster, because it's just not good enough to publish. (Well, okay, the true reason is my being a lazy arse.) But thank you very much for the nice request.

Yours sincerely,

Lilly the Lasur.

Dear ward,

I'd very much rather you returned the porn collection you borrowed.

Videos you owe:

Alice in Fuckland,

Gary Blotter and the Sex Shop,

Little Prince of Foreplay,

Mickey Mouse,

Boston Tea Fuckery

and last but not least - Born to Fuck.

Prank!

Dearest daughter,

I have a gift for you.

Go to MySpace.com and open Dominic Howard's profile. Don't try to fool me, I know you added him. Now, take a look at his relationship status. Mmh? Huh? Rrrright, great, isn't it?

Cheers,

your mother, who is single as well ^^

Don't I just?

Oh, now that I have got internet again, it is going remarkably well. I've missed this place and Facebook. And the weird way dinosaurs seek revenge.

What about you? Everything's fine?

DON'T PUSH YOUR ARSE!

xD

Factory worker? Sexy. What do you do there?

Oh, as a matter of fact, I am kind of interning. What's the actual verb for unpaid work? Getting fucked up your arse? Bah, internshipping? Being an intern? Bollocks.

I got a placement at a funeral home for another week, then I'll be an intern at my GP's office. With actual scrubs and what not. Don't ask me why I do this, I am just bored and desperate for any activity. And I get to wear black and talk to corpses. Fun-seeking workaholic is the right diagnosis, I suppose.

Fuck it. Fuck him. I'll find myself a pwettier and a more talented one. I mean, he really is fuckugly!

Anywhoooo ... I am looking for an acoustic guitar cover of Padam Padam... Hmmmm *scratches chin*

GARRRRRREEEEH!

You never talk to me nowadayz.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

-tackle-rapes;

Guilty little secret, bhaha xD

True dat, I really thought "WTF?!" when I couldn't find the chat link first. >.> Are you often there?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Ha, you thought I'd forget, but noooo! I did not, just have not been on todays.

Heck, I hates A Levels, anywho, from Germany with looooooove,

Lilly der Specht

He looks like a smoking schoolboy and babbles something about nonconfortism and rock'n'roll when I try to teach him manners in a gentle way. Well, then he may suck my big toe.

And who wants a bellied guy, who is already an alcoholic at 19?

Beh, oh my God, and I slept with him?! Ew!

So how is your brother doing? ^^

Hello, deadstar78.

TYI my name is Lilly, which is spelled exactly like that: L. I. Double L. Y.

Answering your question about the Glitterati - I HATE IT.

I like Matt's hair during the early BHAR era, spikes are aswell super flashy.

Best regards,

L. I. Double L. Y.

Hmm, he might have accepted me because we used to be married ^^ (long story). I'll talk to Dad (Matt), he'll kick Dom-bear's arse. Send another request.

Love, Mum.

Hoi,

I accept your apology. Anyways, the Glitterati is a creation of evil I would like to slap in the face IF it had a face, which it hasn't so it's really pointless from my part. However, it NOT ONLY looks gay, it SOUNDS gay. Meaning the sound of a keytar that flew down from Big Ben and got driven over by a red bus.

Holy Son of The Ancient Virgin Godbanger, my rambling is still your signature!

That's how you buy immortality, bitch.