Bear with me on this one....
Matt decides to take a drive to visit the Jorvik Viking Centre. On the way he stops for petrol. He walks into the garage shop to pay and, spying the assistant's name badge, says (slowly, so he can understand) "Hi Edd, pump number 3 please mate".
"Hey, aren't you Matt Bellamy off of MUSE?" comments Edd.
"Er.. yeah" replies Matt.
"What brings you all the way up here?"
"I'm visiting the Jorvic Centre in York."
"D'ya need directions to get there, Matt?"
"No thanks" says Matt, "I don't need another map of York, Edd"