I was born at a very young age. I single-handedly defeated the demon Mephistopheles when I was 2 months old, I was a sextuple Ph.D by age 3, by the time I turned 5 I had mastered 36 languages, most of which archeologists haven't even discovered evidence of yet. When I was 9 I took an IQ test, and I was so far off the charts that the test broke. Not the answer sheet or computer or anything, the test itself broke. I once recited every digit of pi. These days I like to travel to distant universes to converse with aliens living lightyears away while listening to smooth jazz.

in the dark, dark earth

Bonsai mountains, full-contact golf, quantum parkour, pitting secret societies I lead against one another, and listening to the sound of a parallel universe.

professional thumb-twiddler, epic gunslinger, part time romantic and dark superhero, epitaph-writer extraordinaire.

Male

Yes