jonny, this asshole is reserved for lel cox only.

jonny. just for one night? that's a high cost just for a lel anal penetration.

jonny. i think that's an ok idea. i think we might both enjoy ourselves.

jonny i miss you

AAAAND you got your braces put back on.

you hottie.

my profile page was missing you.

YAY. christmas cat is back!

you have like..2 weeks.

tew weeks to ship yourself to me.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY BOIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

no i don't.

REMEMBER? you wouldn't give it to me.

probably because you're smart.

nah dood. too bad.

i'll obtain your address one way or another.

i can't think of any in particular..it does make me lol though when you OBVS have a strong dislikin' for certain individuals and they're still up your bum. d'awwww. lames.

yeah, apparently i'm a bitch too. forever.<3

s'better to be like us than..like..er..'tards.

i just love reading your snarky posts. t'is all.

i love it when you put a bitch on blast.

you're one of the few who keep it real!

sigh.

oh sugar, it's a compliment.

trust.

<3

hello boyfriend. you should let me send you a bday gift.

i love you, niamh. you bitch, you.

aww.

when is the actual date of your birthday, promise i won't make ya a thread if you don't want one.=/

sigh. everyone likes birthday threads.

nah dood, you needetheh not send me a bday pressie. why are we talking 'bout mine anyway, it's your bday month.

<333333333333333333333333333333333

p.s. be on the look out for a 5'7 package. i've mailed you a gift and i..i mean, it should be there any day now.

aw sugar. let everyone wish you a happy birthday.

you can have as many as you'd like.

what's new with you, bb?

happy belated birthday!

you sweetheart. i want to get married NOW though.

when are we getting hitched?

nooooice.

i feel bad for saying the c word but i had to.

where's my beebay at?

oh yes i do.

did he get an infraction for that?

that cunt's always running her trap. even lately, i outta internet backhand her.

i love you too, dunno what you're talking about though.