Jump to content

beki

Members
  • Posts

    4
  • Joined

  • Last visited

About beki

  • Birthday 10/03/1984

Personal Information

  • Biography
    a great sceptic of sanity- there is no such thing- just varying degrees of insanity
  • Location
    Dagenham-2 stops past Barking
  • Interests
    muse, listening to muse, talking about muse, with a bit of muse on the side. oh and I like muse
  • Occupation
    maths teacher apparently
  • Gender
    female

beki's Achievements

Escapee

Escapee (1/14)

10

Reputation

  1. kerrang interview matt:if you had to select a fancy dress outfit for me, would you choose batman, superman or wonderwoman? Chris: batman matt: thats dark. I'm not a dark person, I'm the sunshine of your life Dom:well I'd say wonderwoman matt: thats how he'd want to see me. ever since I saw him bend over to get an injection in the bum theres been a strange energy between us (laughs) there's definately suspicion! Dom: whats the worst thing about sharing a tourbus with me? matt: all your faffing about. his electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. for one, it reminds me how unclean I am. chris:whats my most annoying habit? matt: farting. I can recognise you by your farts by both smell and volume chris: who's the biggest bitch? Dom: matts the biggest and we're his bitches dom: if a venomous snake bit by arse would you suck the poison out? matt: I'd be more than happy to. I have got medical training-I did a first aid course. i can do resuscitation, mouth-to-mouth, all that kind of thing. if you cut an artery open I could stop the bleeding; tie a belt around the groin, fucking do it tight and stand on it, and go 'SHUT UP'!.....but yeah, the venom. I'm not that advanced but I'd give it a go dom: what if it bit me on my knob? matt: then I would let you die. matt: am I in touch with my feminine side? actually this isn't my question, I nicked it out of Dom's glass! dom: in touch with your feminine side? er, yes and no. actually I mean yes, but at the same time...no (laughs) matt: what do you mean? dom: well yeah you are because you wear women's clothes matt: do I? Dom: but when I've tried to kiss you, you don't like it
×
×
  • Create New...