I like to make cheese of the smeg variety. Not that I cultivate it myself; that would be time consuming and also quite disgusting. No, I get it for free from this dodgy old man with an unusually long foreskin and a ginger beard (dyed with henna) so long, I could wrap myself in about 33 times. All because he thought I winked at him seductively, while in reality, I just had some glass in my eye. Oh well, free cheese. I roll balls out of it, absolutely massive balls. Then I go to Alkmaar and sell them for a shitload of money, especially the aged smeg balls which, depending on maturity, can easily cost more than truffles.
Occupation
CBT Practitioner
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Favourite Films
Sex Starved Fuck Sluts #22 - Stinky White Women
She's Not a Lesbian ... She's a Vagitarian
Let's Play Anal Twister
Lusty Life #89 - Slide Your Long Loaf In My Hot Oven
Ultra Kinky #79 - Bowlin' In Her Colon
Good Assternoon
Dead Men Don't Wear Rubbers
Topless Brain Surgeons
Sandwich of Love
Backdoor Lambada
Big Trouble In little Vagina
Jerk Your Cum Crayon and Color Me White
Willie Wanker And The Fudge Packing Factory
Favourite TV Shows
Anything that has doctors, bucketloads of blood, vampires, lesbians, pirates, dead people, drugs and more lesbians. Also, cute animals like snails, eels and isopods.
Favourite Books
I don't care, as long as there is some form of nude activity in it. Or (auto)cannibalism.
Muse Releases Owned
I burned them and inhaled the fumes with a straw made of dehydrated foreskins glued together with fermented semen. It had tiny little feathers attached to it, they were a light pink, so cute.