I am, except my poor productivity

I like winning!

Does that mean I win then?

I just felt like making an awesome face

awesome!

I dislike working when everyone else is on holiday

aww you know you're my number 1

You've not made an offer yet

If you keep being mean I might have to

Looks like i'll have to turn on the charm then

But I don't know if I need my back-up yet

But I've already had to turn down Ril.........I did lead him on a bit, sorry

I'll be on my best behaviour

Will you go to the Dungeon with me?

I was but then someone had to go distract me

Would you still be talking to me if I turned up with a mate and we sang this?

Did you get breakfast?

Oh hello long time no see!