You asked me on Facebook to read muse.mu just now.

Because you keep asking me to reply to you.

Muse are musical geniuses. You have no talent and should stop trying to be successful.

You're a shit lyricist. Stop writing and take up a job more suited to someone of your limited intelligence, if such a job exists.

Yeah they have, ever heard of crowd fillers? There's loads of us, I would tell you how to become one but they don't allow people who like muse as then they can't fleece you crazy amounts for tickets? Honestly, what sort of fucking reprobate would drop over £60 on a Muse ticket?

They've paid me everytime you fucking spoon.

Listen to better music.

I masturbated over Muse's last album.

Definitely batshit crazy enough to be in a Muse song.

LOL I've seen them 15 times. Best was Glasto 2010. Undisclosed Desires made me cry.

Why did you create an account if you don't like Muse? It doesn't make sense.

Put these lyrics to Munich Jam and you have the tune of the century,

I wouldn't pay a single penny to see them personally. They'd have to pay me to watch that crap.

Good luck and don't dare give up Give it a little bit of vitriol And if it's really gonna cut you up Give it a little bit of vitriol And if you can't shape up, nobody wants you Fuck the whole world and what everybody's sayin', hey Good luck and don't dare give up Give it a little bit of vitriol, hey Good luck and don't dare give up Give it a little bit of vitriol, hey And if it's really gonna cut you up Give it a little bit of vitriol, hey And if you can't shape up, nobody wants you Fuck the whole world and what everybody's sayin', hey Good luck and don't dare give up Give it a little bit of vitriol Don't let your self down Keep your chin up - careful, keep your chin up Every now and then everybody feels stupid Keep your chin up - careful, keep your chin up You can put yourself to use so keep it moving Good luck and don't dare give up Give it a little bit of vitriol, hey And if it's really gonna cut you up Give it a little bit of vitriol, hey And if you can't shape up, nobody wants you Fuck the whole world and what everybody's sayin', hey Good luck and don't dare give up Give it a little bit of vitriol Don't let your self down Keep your chin up - careful, keep your chin up Every now and then everybody feels stupid Keep your chin up - careful, keep your chin up You can put yourself to use so keep it moving Keep your chin up - careful, keep your chin up Every now and then everybody feels stupid Keep your chin up - careful, keep your chin up You can put yourself to use so keep it moving Keep it moving, keep it moving Keep it moving, keep it moving Keep it moving, keep it moving

You're barking up the wrong tree my boy. I'll fucking see you at central park tonight and then we'll sort this out man on vegetarian bumder. You are and always will be a veggie bellend.

Because I sure as hell do

Vitriol is the best song of all time.

I think Muse would do a great version of this song. The other day, I realised that their best songs 'Feeling Good' and 'Can't Take My Eyes Off You' are cover songs and it made me think that Matt and the boys might be better off doing other people's songs to give the people what they want. What are your thoughts fellow Musers?