I am guilty of being a slobbering Muse fanboy/girl Topics

Are you not able to sleep at night without putting Origin of Symmetry under your pillow? Do you cry for hours when somebody tells you they don't like or have never heard of Muse? Is your room decked out with Muse posters/badges/pins/paraphernalia/sex toys? If you meet at least two of the above criteria, then congratulations, you are now an official slobbering Muse fanboy/girl.